Hmmmm?


Tiger's wife breaks out the BACK window of his SUV, trying to save him, with a golf club she just happens to have with her, as Tiger peals out, at 2:30 in the morning, right after tabloid rumors surface that he has been having an affair with Rachael Uchitel, (pictured), during his recent 2 week trip to Australia. Yeah, right. If I was heading the investigation, I would compare his injuries to the club his wife was carrying, and check under her fingernails for his skin.

Comments

ladyj said…
Really? And he did pretty well hitting the hydrant and the tree in one tee shot.
Anonymous said…
??If you only hit a tree and a hydrant in a large vehicle why would you break the window to get someone out? Why not open a door? Pull a man through a window??? wtheck?
Fam Guy said…
I think LadyJ means, 'in one drive', which reminds me, What's the difference between Tiger hitting a wedge shot, and driving his Escalade? Answer: He can back up the wedge shot with no problem...
ladyj said…
Playing detective here, does an Escalade's doors unlock when the engine dies? Most driver car doors remain locked until you turn off the engine with the key, right? Was Tiger coming or going @ 2:30 am? His wife must be very fast to grab, from the house, a club and break out the car window. Amazing!
Fam Guy said…
I would GUESS, the argument escalated, Tiger decided to leave, and she followed him to the garage, where she grabbed a 5-iron, or so, and broke the windows as he drove away. She may or may not have scratched or hit him in the face. Just guessing here...
ladyj said…
I believe he was coming home, she met him with the club, whacked out the back window, he backed out of the drive, sped off and lost control. He then crawled out the back. Read the 911 call on MSN.com. There was nobody at the crash scene, except a neighbor from the 911 call. He was lying on the ground outside the car.

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