FamGuyToday by Aunty Fox

 

 Half the country hates him! He got 49% of the vote. Less than 200,000 votes, over three states, and we wouldn’t have to put up with the LYING, morally bankrupt, arrogant jerk, as he does his best to become the dictator he’s dreaming about. If you think he will voluntarily leave when he’s voted out in four years, you’re dreaming….

 

 It’s just a tax on imports that’s passed on to the consumer. US!  A tax that will make everything from avocados to autos more expensive, leading to higher prices, more inflation and DEFINITELY a response from those nations being ‘tariffed’, which will start a trade war that NO ONE wins. Any qualified economist can understand and explain this, but ‘qualified’ isn’t a word used to describe Boss Hogg’s economic plan or his appointees, from Matt Gaetz for Atty Gen to Peter Hegseth for Sec of Defense. Kash Patel to head the FBI is a dangerous JOKE, much like RFK Jr, as the main qualification for a job in his cartel is just ‘blind loyalty’, to an LYING, morally bankrupt asshole that cares only about himself and making MORE $$, as evidenced by the grifter selling everything from idiotic trading cards and gold tennies to Bibles made in China. The thought of this jerk and his minions being ‘in charge’ for the next four years, (when he will refuse to step down) is downright sickening. ...

  Donald Trump had high hopes for his first defense secretary eight years ago, but the relationship between the then-president and James Mattis, a retired four-star Marine general, soured quickly. The more Mattis emphasized responsible decision-making and the importance of international alliances, the more Trump dismissed his Pentagon chief as “ sort of a Democrat .” In December 2018, not quite two years into his tenure, Mattis wrote  a rather brutal resignation letter , calling into question Trump’s judgment, values and respect for American allies. In the process, the retired general became the first modern defense secretary  to resign in protest . The relationship between his successor and Trump was actually worse. In fact, Mark Esper, the Republican’s second defense secretary, ultimately took the extraordinary step of warning the American people that he considered Trump to be  “unfit” for office , a  national security threat , and a “ threat to democracy .” A...

 I LOVE it, especially cuz it means the Orange Clown is watching the late night hosts, where they roast his fat ass until it sizzles… Trump Has Middle-Of-The-Night Meltdown In Wild Rant Aimed At ‘Moron’ TV Host The president-elect said he had an “obligation” to attack one specific late night host. The president-elect has long complained about late night shows for making fun of him. He has called Jimmy Kimmel ― whose  joke at the Oscars  really seemed to get under Trump’s skin ― “ one of the dumbest human beings ever .” Trump has also slammed Jimmy Fallon as “ weak and pathetic ,” attacked Stephen Colbert as a “ total loser ,” and dismissed all of the late night hosts as “ the talentless, low rated CREEPS of Late Night Television .”

 Pete denied it all in spite of YUUUGE irrefutable evidence, and then called on Jesus. He must have converted on one of the Bible’s, made in China, that Boss Hogg was hawking to the gullible, ignorant morons(R) who swallow his BULLSHIT! The totally incompetent, drunken, sexual predator said… “And as Jenny and I pray together every morning, all glory, regardless of the outcome, belongs to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ," he said. "His grace and mercy abounds each day. May His will be done." F-you, Pete Hegseth, and the gullible sheep you rode in on….

 The country of Iran tried to kill Dotard before, and a representative wouldn’t deny that they would try again. The good news? They have access to missiles, etc. Niiiiice….

  The House voted on Tuesday to pass a GOP-led bill that would ban transgender athletes from women’s and girls’ sports at federally funded schools and educational institutions. Yahoo! I couldn’t agree more.

 HA! What kind of moron doesn’t know that? EVERYONE knows it, but the MAGA morons just don’t give a shit. WASHINGTON − Special counsel Jack Smith, whose office indicted  President-elect Donald Trump  on charges of  illegally trying to stay in power after losing the 2020 election , said in a  bombshell final report released  early Tuesday that his team had amassed enough evidence to convict Trump if the case went to trial. BUT, Boss Hogg’s Army of Lawyers, amassed over the years from his THOUSANDS of court cases, was able to delay, delay, delay until they had to be dismissed. What a fantastic system of justice we have in this country…..

 Yesterday, he said the main reason he won was ‘groceries’, a word he just recently discovered. His solution to high grocery prices? ‘Drill, baby, DRILL!’ But what do the experts say? Even if increased production did lower the price of fuel, shoppers can’t expect to see much change in the stores. “Energy cost probably accounts for less than 10% of the price of groceries. The largest cost for most companies is labor,” Watson added, and Trump intends to deport the work force, increasing the cost of food, as it becomes more scarce. Thanks again, MAGA morons, for swallowing the crap from Boss Hogg.

  The cherry on the “you’re not helping” sundae came when unhinged nutball   Alex Jones posted on X Wednesday : “Los Angeles Fires Are Part Of A Larger Globalist Plot To Wage Economic Warfare & Deindustrialize The Untied States Before Triggering Total Collapse.” To which Musk, who helped get Trump elected and is now slated to play a significant role in shaping our federal government,  responded: “True.” What a couple of total assholes(R)….

 Well, just like he LIED about lowering the price of ‘groceries’, and the gullible, ignorant sheep believed him, he also lied his fat ass off about ending the war. Duh, I’m SHOCKED! What kind of morons(R) actually swallowed his crap? Oh yeah, I know…… 'Massive Reversal': Trump Ripped For Already Backpedaling On Key Campaign Promise The president-elect and one of his advisers just shifted an important timetable, now saying it will be six months, or so. Sorta like his ‘concept of an idea’ for his Health Care Program? As always, just a load of bullshit, swallowed by the sheep….

 Choose a a crime he was indicted for, and PLEASE explain why the asshole isn’t guilty…..

 After January 20th, Air Force One will have a new name, in honor of the the criminal PIG, who is gonna be flying on it. It will officially be known as…. Con Air.

 And it has been a YUUUGE success in those areas, as millions of gullible, ignorant, low-information people, most of whom don’t have the time, let along the inclination, to objectively compare the crap from Bullshit Mountain to ‘real news’. That being said, when I poke my nose, via FOX on-line, into the cesspool of misinformation that passes for ‘news’ from Rupert’s cash machine, there are days when I am still shocked. Like today… Nearly every story just REEKS of their mantra, that every headline/article must conform to. Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD! Just to keep it real, I am NOT a Dem, and haven’t been for many decades. They have WAY too many screwed up policies, like open borders and US Treasury ‘give always’ for me to ever be a fan. Their only redeeming grace is that they aren’t Republicans, lead by an arrogant Lying pig, who hides behind the flag and religion to suck the uninformed, misinformed, clueless minions into his web, while he only cares about himself and becoming a totalitarian...

  Fox News calls for federal takeover of California   No, this is not a headline from the  Onion .  I’m sitting here suffering through my one hour of nightly exposure to Fox prime time “news” – and the host (a guy named Jesse Watters) just called for the federal government (aka the Trump Tribe) to “take over” the total governance of the entire State of California – ostensibly because the “total mismanagement of the fire crisis” in LA has “proven” that California is incapable of self-governance.   Jesse Watters didn’t just make this up.  Neither did the suits at Fox.  This is a trial balloon being floated from within the Trump Mob – using Fox to launch this balloon.  I’d guess that Stephen Miller (and perhaps Musk too) is behind this stunt.  This is a “pre-emptive strike” against Gov. Gavin Newsom (whom Trump derides as “Newscum” every chance he gets).  It may not come to fruition (unless SCOTUS blesses it in total defiance of the Constit...

 He should be in an orange jump suit, picking up trash by the roadside, at the very minimum. Sooo, that’s what you get, when you can employ an Army of Lawyers, which most criminals can’t afford.  Nothing new here, but sickening just the same….

 Cuz the dumbass says the guv didn’t sign the ‘water restoration declaration’. There is no such declaration. The LYING piece of shit just made it up, and FOX cataputhe LIE, just like they always do, cuz it fit their mantra, Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD. I am SO sick of these aholes….

 Well, the market is down today, after setting record highs, cuz it looks like we’re not gonna get the interest cuts, cuz the economy is ‘too good’, after an amazing employment number. Job growth skyrocketed in December, boosting one of the strongest labor markets in US history, is the headline. By  Alicia Wallace ,  Yup, old Joe and the Dems sure ‘wrecked’ the economy. If you don’t believe it, just ask Sean and Rupert and the rest of the professional LIARS at Bullshit Mountain, where the morons go, to get their ‘news’.

 Oh really? 12 jurors listened to the testimony, saw the check he signed for $130,000, heard him LIE about it and saw that he listed it as a business expense and tax write off, which is DEFINITELY ILLEGAL. But the MAGA morons think he’s innocent and the victim of ‘politics’, even after charges of stealing Top Secret documents, (which he did), trying to overturn an election, (which he did) and Inciting an Insurrection, (which he did), were dropped. Can you say, ‘What a bunch of uninformed/misinformed MORONS?’

 Now, let’s see how the Lying Pig is gonna keep his campaign promises of ‘lowering prices’ for the morons who swallowed his crap.

  In what I’m sure was a tremendous relief for Republicans – who no longer have to worry about those burdensome “party of family values” and “party of law and order” tags –   President-elect Donald Trump was sentenced Friday   for falsifying business records to cover up a hush money payment to an adult-film star. In less than two weeks,  the newly minted felon  and the scarlet “F” he’ll wear around his neck will tromp into the White House and show the world that unrepentant criminals can accomplish anything, if they have the backing of Sean and Rupert, who shovel the shit to the sheep in a world where ‘Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD’ determines what is ‘news’worthy, in the land of Bullshit Mountain, where the uninformed/misinformed masses decide a LYING, arrogant, pussy grabbing criminal/wannabe dictator , (who tried to overturn an election, with his violent mob), should lead our country. If I hadn’t seen it I wouldn’t believe it…..

 No more ‘fact checking’ with Meta, just like Elon’s X. Just post the LIES from Dotard and his minions, and the sheep will swallow it, like they have from Sean and FOX. Un- fucking- believable, just like Rupert’s FOXCrap. No more FACT CHECKS. What more can I say, as Trump’s dream come true….

 Not only his Top Secret documents theft, but also his election interference is being kept from public view. AND, the criminal is bitchin about the timing of it all, after his YUUUUGE Army of Lawyers has spent YEARS, on their delay, delay, delay tactics. Wow, the career criminal has proven that the US judicial system is totally rigged, in favor of those who can afford MILLIONS in legal fees. AND, it helps when you have a bunch of MAGA morons contributing $$$, in other words BRIBES, to your criminal legal defense fund. Who da thunk? Sickening, but so Trump/MAGA/Republican….