FamGuyToday by Aunty Fox

  "I'm happy where I am, man,"   he said at a press conference on Tuesday . "I've got a kickstand down. You know what a kickstand is? ... That means I'm resting. I'm good, I'm happy, I'm excited. I'm enthusiastic about where I am. I love it here, truly do

  Republican Wants To Block First Openly Trans Congresswoman From Using The Bathroom Do the jerks(R) this person, who was lawfully elected to represent her district, is gonna sexually attack them, like Trump, Gaetz and Hegseth have done?  Just a bunch of morons, who have No Problem with a felon who Incited an Insurrection, was convicted of tax fraud, assaulted dozens of women, tried to overturn an election and stole Top Secret documents. Unbelievable, like Dotard….

  Hacker stole documents from file server used in civil case connected to Matt Gaetz: Sources On Sunday, a ShareFile link containing 24 exhibits from the civil case was accessed by someone using the name "Altam Beezley." Those involved in the case believe the name is a pseudonym, and there is an ongoing investigation into the hack. The documents that were downloaded include unredacted depositions by the woman who ABC News reported testified to the House Ethics Committee that Gaetz had sex with her when she was 17 years old, according to the email. "We are aware that there was a hack in the civil case, and the protected materials have been compromised," attorney Tim Jansen told ABC News. "On behalf of our client, we do not authorize the release of documents related to my client." Gaetz did not respond to a request for comment from ABC News, BUT, I can’t wait for the lying sleazeball, a perfect fit for Dotard’s Cabinet, to comment….

AND, you may have heard   Trump promoting “recess appointments”   lately. That provision allows the president to fill important government vacancies when Congress is not in session. It’s essentially meant for emergency situations, not for an incoming president who wants to bypass checks on who he picks to run key parts of the federal government. It’s easy to see why Trump wants to do this, since  many of his Cabinet choices  thus far reside somewhere between comical and patently absurd.  Robert F. Kennedy Jr. – a conspiracy theorist, anti-vaccine polio-enthusiast and  road-kill-eating nut-bird – as head of the Department of Health and Human Services.  Noted dog-gunner Kristi Noem  for Homeland Security. Matt Gaetz, an ethically challenged forehead that became a real boy, for attorney general.  A Fox News host with big biceps and problematic tattoos  to head up the Department of Defense. OMG, I knew he was gonna be bad, but this is ridiculous….

 

  In a series of now-deleted posts on the same platform, she called Trump voters the “meanest, dumbest, most bigoted” group and “fascists” following the former president’s reelection last week. Editor-in-chief of America’s oldest magazine resigns after calling Trump voters fascists Laura Helmuth is resigning as editor-in-chief of Scientific American magazine following an expletive-filled rant about Donald Trump voters. Posting on  Bluesky , an X rival, Helmuth said Thursday that she’s “decided to leave Scientific American after an exciting 4.5 years as editor in chief” without mentioning her previous comments.

 After seeing the horrific nominations he’s made? OMG, Gaetz for AG and now RFK Jr is gonna be in charge of America’s health, and Noem head of Homeland Security, and Tulsi Gabbard in charge of US Intelligence, and a FOXClown in charge of the military. Put your head between your legs and kiss the country we love, GOODBYE. Thanks again, morons(R).

FOX  responded to a brief viewer exodus after Trump’s defeat by  desperately renewing its support  for him, even knowingly lying about Dominion Voting Systems, which cost them over $780 million. Its evening lineup of  Laura Ingraham ,  Jesse Watters, Sean Hannity and Greg Gutfeld  is all in for the once and future president. MAGA stars like  Maria Bartiromo  and  Jeanine Pirro   maintained or increased their roles at Fox, while the network  devastated   its “straight news” ranks. Fox’s work shielding viewers from damaging revelations about the former president or explaining them away  played a crucial role  in Trump’s return to power. Hopefully, there’s a special place in Hell for Rupert Murdoch, the man who ruined a democratic nation, for profit, after learning that millions of people will tune in to ‘hear what they wanna hear’, instead of facts.

  Gaetz’s resignation comes just two days before that committee was going to vote on releasing a “highly damaging” report outlining its probe into him. He’ll fit right in with your motley crew of criminals and incompetents.

 The president of Mexico and head of China both said that if the US invokes tariffs against them, they would reciprocate. That’s what countries do and that’s why they’re call Trade Wars. And nobody wins. Boss Hogg doesn’t even know WHO PAYS the tariffs as a he proved MANY times during his last reign of error. Now, the asshole wants to screw up the well oiled machine that is the US economy with some half baked plan to start a Trade War based on tariffs. No serious student of history would recommend major tariffs, but Dotard says HE will, and he’ll find some dumbass like Peter Navarro to push them through. Remember this  preTrump time. It’ll be known as The Good Ol Days…

 Noem for DHS, Gabbard for Head of US Intel, a FOXNews clown for SecDef or Gaetz for AG? It’s like the US is in a toilet, Dotard’s tiny hand has just pulled the flush handle and we’re starting to spin…

 Contrary to popular opinion, not ALL Trump voters are stupid. The vast majority, because of their dependence on FOX for ‘news’, are merely uninformed and misinformed, making them naive, gullible and clueless. Mostly GULLIBLE. I hope this clears the air, somewhat…

 Boss Hogg nominated Matt Gaetz as Attorney General. What next, his son DJTJ as head of the FBI and Melania as head of the CIA, as Dotard picks loyalty over competence at every turn? This is like a bad dream/joke that just goes on and on.

 SOOO, Boss Hogg is moving it, and all the support personnel from Colorado Springs to Alabama, in a political reward for Tommy Tuberville, in a move that will hurt the military and cost the taxpayers BILLIONS. Why am I not the least bit surprised, as the asshole begins to build our military into a political circus, with a South Dakota gov in charge of DHS and a FOXNews host as SecDef?

 Just the kinda guy the Pubs can get behind. A DoD official described him as, ‘The least qualified guy for Secretary in the history of the Dept of Defense.’  Thanks, again, Captain Bonespurs, puppet master, for picking an easy puppet, for one of the most important positions in the country/world, a FOXNews commentator…. Hegseth, 44, is largely known for his eight years on Fox News, making him an unusual pick to lead a fighting force of more than two million service members. Hegseth joined the Army ROTC in college and the Army National Guard after graduating,  according to a 2022 article  in Reserve + National Guard Magazine. He deployed overseas with the National Guard and remains part of the Individual Ready Reserve, and should be an easy mark for Boss Hogg to bully into situations an experienced military commander would NEVER do. I can hardly wait…

 

“Anne Frank’s Diary”, and “Sophie’s Choice.” So is a graphic novel adaptation of “1984,” George Orwell’s seminal work on censorship and surveillance. In a statement to The Associated Press, a spokesperson for the Florida Department of Education maintained there are no books being banned in Florida and defended the state’s push to remove “sexually explicit materials” from schools. Like Sophie’s Choice, Anne Frank’s Diary and 1984. What a bunch of slimeballs(R), but, nothing new here, as George Orwell’s world gets closer every day, where Repubs rule.

 They don’t mention that he was never regular military, just National Guard, as he takes our nations highest military position, under Dotard’s thumb. Funny how they forget stuff like that in there reports to the sheep, who remain misinformed and uninformed, as always.

 Dotard has put the Totally Inexperienced So Dakota gov, Christie Noem in charge of our Homeland Security. She doesn’t have any experience in keeping the entire country safe, or anti-terrorism, cybersecurity or customs and border enforcement. But she has spent years lionizing Trump on conservative TV and is a rock star in the “Make America Great Again” movement, soooo she gets a prominent, important job in Homeland Security. Just what I expected from the laughably incompetent asshole, as he makes a joke of our course with his appointments.to highly sensitive areas. FOXNews host as Sec of Defense. RU shittin me?

Trump taps conservative media pundit Pete Hegseth as Defense Secretary The television personality has been a vocal Trump supporter and defended the attack on the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. Adam Smith, head of  the House Armed Services Committee, said he was caught off guard by Trump's announcement. "I confess, I did not know who Pete Hegseth was until about 20 minutes ago," Smith told reporters. "He does not seem to have much of a detailed background in [Department of Defense] policy. To the extent he’s worked on any of that stuff, it has been on veterans policy, and a commentator on FOX, not on DoD issues. So the lack of experience is concerning," Smith said. “Now I have not heard what his plans are, so we will see what his plans are,” he added. “But it was surprising and is concerning, just given that lack of experience. You know, the Pentagon, biggest bureaucracy in the world. It’s a hard thing to run, so I think it’s going to be a challenge." OMG, th

 Not when Boss Hogg is finding jobs for his cronies…. He tapped some FOXNews host, Pete Hegseth, cuz he was ‘so loyal’,  backing the Insurrectionists and taking Trump’s side when he wanted to shoot protesters, ‘just in the legs’. His experience, other than fierce loyalty to Dotard on FOX? He had a stint on the National Guard.  Now, Gov Christie Noem, the dog killer, is gonna be in charge of Homeland Security and a FOX News cheerleader is gonna be Sec of Defense. What could possible go wrong? And you wonder why people freaked out when the asshole was elected?

 Nectar of the Gods, which is freshly squeezed apple cider and Jack Daniels. Amazing… So, now, even though I’m not hunting, it’s that time of year, and after the election there’s a legitimate reason to drink. Facing the future sober is gonna be tough, as he just appointed Christie Noem as head of the DHS.  RU shittin me? What is her experience?  Just the beginning of our national nightmare, as Dotard appointed an enemy of the environment, (as per his voting record), head of the EPA. Cider and Jack. Mmmmmm

 Many factors were involved, but there were two main reasons. First, old Joe’s ego, that kept the doddering old fart in the race WAY too long, not allowing the Dems to have a convention, where the strongest candidate could emerge. Instead, they got a weak appointee, with too little time, too little charisma and a failure to distance herself from Joe’s many mistakes. BUT, the main reason Dotard won was the rightwing media, led by FOX, (Rupert’s cash machine/propaganda outlet) where tens of millions get their ‘news’. Once someone makes the decision to tune out real, objective news, in favor of a constant stream of Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD, which mainstream Repubs have done, it’s all over for that segment of the public. Throw in the Repub takeover of organized religion, begun by Karl Rove, (and perfected by Trump’s team), plus rightwing hate radio, led by the likes of Alex Jones and you can see how a smack talking, LYING, wannabe standup comedian can seduce the uninformed, misinformed, low info

 The LYING, morally bankrupt grifter and wannabe/future dictator won less than 51% of the vote. And let’s remember, half of the people are below average intelligence, which explains a LOT. These people get their ‘news’ from a Republican Propaganda Outlet and never saw or heard most of the bullshit that Dotard said and did. So, enough of this Landslide bullshit. The Lyin King had 49% of the American people, (those who were actually INFORMED,  vs Rupert’s pawns), vote against him.  We just needed ONE OUT OF EVERY ONE HUNDRED people to be better informed/vote the other way, and our country/world/planet wouldn’t be so TOTALLY SCREWED right now.  Landslide, my ass…

  “Late Show” host   Stephen Colbert   had a telling reaction last week. “People often say to me, ‘C’mon, part of you has got to want Trump to win because he gives you so much material to work with,’”  he said . “No. No one tells the guy who cleans the bathroom, ‘Wow, you must love it when someone has explosive diarrhea. There’s so much material for you to work with!’”