FamGuyToday by Aunty Fox

 I love the way it’s going. Boss Hogg looks small and diminished, having to sit and be controlled, by the law, even while his lapdogs on the Supreme Court are trying their best, to kill our democracy. Un-f-ing-believable what these Republican assholes on SCOTUS are saying, and trying to do to our country, while claiming that Boss Hogg is Above the Law. Screw them and the gullible ignorant sheep they rode in on.

 I do like the fact that they are protesting America’s part in Israel’s war against Palestinians, where Netanyahu has killed tens of thousands of innocent people, including children who are being bombed and starved. Bottom line, it really sucks, sorta like when I was young and the US was bombing and killing the Vietnamese, for bullshit reasons. We protested, cuz we were being drafted, killed (over 58,000), and wounded by the politicians who supported a bullshit war.  And now, on a much smaller scale, we have the same type problem, and students are protesting. Good for them…. Listen to them.

  McConnell   said   there was “no question” Trump was to blame for the U.S. Capitol riot, but he voted nonetheless to acquit Trump after he was impeached by the House.  But McConnell argued that Trump “didn’t get away with anything, yet.” “We have a criminal justice system in this country. We have civil litigation. And former presidents are not immune from being [held] accountable by either one,” he said.

 Same old shit from the Law and Order Hypocrites.  Supreme Court Live Updates: Conservative Majority Seems Ready to Limit Election Case Against Trump Such a ruling in the case, on whether the former president is immune from prosecution, will send it back to a lower court and delay any trial until after the November election. AS IF there was any question as to how the Repubs would handle the criminal at the head of their party. A total WIN for the guilty asshole.

  Fact check: Trump falsely claims police turned away ‘thousands’ from Manhattan courthouse and that supporters ‘can’t get near’. Nope. More reporters than demonstrators. Same old shit from Boss Hogg, and Bullshit Mountain.

  PHOENIX (AP) — An Arizona grand jury has indicted former President  Donald Trump  ’s chief of staff  Mark Meadows , lawyer  Rudy Giuliani  and 16 others for their efforts to use so-called fake electors to try to overturn Trump’s loss to  Joe Biden  in the 2020 presidential election.

  REPRESENTATIVES Chip Roy raises alarms about George Soros' purchase of radio giant Audacy Roy says he is concerned about Soros' influence over local radio stations I write today regarding Soros Fund Management’s acquisition of over $400 million in debt held by Audacy — the second-largest broadcast radio station owner in the country.  Hey dickwad, ya wanna guess who the LARGEST, by far, radio station owner is? If it weren’t for HYPOCRITES, the Pubs would have NO members….

 

 The ‘real news’ informs us about the charges, the facts and the testimony of witnesses. Bullshit Mountain ignores everything that makes their boy look guilty. Won’t go into details, but it’s the same old shit, as FOX concentrates on the peripherals of the trial, and some old Biden charges, And the sheep remain uninformed and misinformed. Nothing new here….

 The REAL news reports on David Pecker’s testimony and the opening statements of both sides. FOXLies leads with some story about Biden breaking some minor law, sometime, somewhere. Same old bullshit, from the same old bullshitters, shoveling shit to the same gullible, ignorance sheep. Laughable, if not so sad….

 Boss Hogg and his lawyer Cohen conspired with David Pecker, owner/publisher of The National Enquirer, (where a YUUUGE number of Dotard’s voters get their news, along with the crap from Bullshit Mountain), to only print articles that were favorable to the Orange Clown or unfavorable to his opponents. Part of the strategy was ‘catch and kill’, where Pecker would buy exclusive access to a story, as in when Boss Hogg was boinking some broads while Melania was with their newborn, get them to sign an exclusivity contract, and then never publish. Now, the Lyin King, and his Army of Lawyers is denying the whole thing, and calling EVERYONE ELSE, the liars, while all the recordings and signed checks and witnesses  ‘under oath’ tell the real story. Nothing new here, but no big deal, cuz we ALL know he’s a LYING, morally bankrupt piece of shit, but only some of us care.

 It’s been a really tough week for MPJ. Nuggets' Michael Porter Jr. finds the court is his refuge from his brothers' troubles His older brother, also an excellent NBA player, was banned for life, for gambling infractions. In this same week, his younger bro, a student at Denver University, was sentenced to six years in prison for a fatal automobile accident, when he was ‘driving drunk’. Wow, what a week…. It wasn’t easy, he said, to  keep his focus from  drifting toward his younger brother, Jontay, who was banned by the NBA in a gambling probe last week. Or his other brother, Coban, who was sentenced Friday to six years in prison for a fatal drunken driving crash.

 Here’s some advice, you LYING, morally bankrupt, criminal. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time! Sage advice, for assholes like you, who ALWAYS hate to face the music when they get caught. Tough shit, jerk, and remember, this is just the first of MANY. I’m looking forward to your trials on trying to overturn an election, Inciting an Insurrection and especially stealing Top Secret documents, ignoring subpoenas and LYING about it, like ALWAYS. You’ll look great in prison orange, you Orange Clown. I can hardly wait….

 with their lead headline today, online, in their misguided attempt to prop up Boss Hogg, using RELIGION against old Joe, a lifelong outspoken Christian, vs the AntiChrist that they support.  Yup, they like the LYING, morally bankrupt Pussy Grabber, cuz he has an (R) after his name, and they even found some obscure bishop, who supports denying a woman’s right to her own body, to quote in their attention grabbing headline, for their moronic minions. What a bunch of assholes… Biden 'doesn't understand the Catholic faith,' bishop says: 'I'm not angry at him, he's just stupid'

 unlike many of the morons who swallow the crap from FOX and Boss Hogg. Trump fans like Mike Crispi, a right-wing podcaster from New Jersey,   boasted in a March 26 social media post   that he had "liquidated my entire portfolio" to buy Truth Social stock and mocked anyone who didn't with "Stay poor, liberals." The stock hit its  all-time high of $79.38  that day, as the company went public, but has plummeted to less than half of that,  closing Thursday at $33.19 per share . Crispi bet it all on Truth Social, and more than half of it is gone. Yup, his minions invested millions, cuz they are as clueless in their financial decisions as in their political beliefs. Just goes to prove the old maxim about ‘a fool and his money’.💰 

  As a kid, Donald Trump was “a brat,” according to his sister Judge Maryanne Trump Barry. He pelted rocks at other toddlers and was sent to a military academy for being disobedient. Ever since, he has listened to no one about anything. Until now. A big theme of the first week of his criminal trial is that Trump had to sit in a dingy New York courtroom he despises and listen as prospective jurors (who were not selected) trashed him. On Thursday he was called a “racist, sexist narcissist,” “unchristian,” “evil” and more. On Friday he heard a social media post from a few years ago describing his “egomaniac, sociopathic incompetence,” with one of his many critics concluding, “I do believe that he was the devil.” He was trapped, unable to use the remote to change the channel to Fox News. This was followed by lawyers arguing about which of his many lies and rebukes from judges and juries in earlier cases are admissible.  At one point, he stood up, as if to leave. He was sorely mistaken. “Si

 Have you ever wondered WHY? In an area that actually KNOWS The Donald, and all the underhanded, dirty, sleazy crap he’s pulled in his lifetime, less than one in eight would vote for him. Hmmmm. I wonder why? But, the yokels in the flyover states are hardcore Trump fans, cuz all they know about him is what they see and hear from Bullshit Mountain, where their ONLY criteria for reporting the ‘news’, is: Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD, and FOXNews is the OFFICIAL ’News’ of the land.  Soooo, they, unlike the New Yorkers who actually KNOW the asshole, are Big Fans. Same old shit from FOX, who shovels the shit to the sheep, who then THINK they are informed, while in reality they are like mushrooms. Kept in the dark, and fed bullshit, by the master gardeners of Bullshit Mountain. Did the $787 million fine for ‘Knowingly broadcasting LIES about a ‘Stolen Election’, slow down the clowns like Sean and Tucker? Not at all…. Nothin new here…

  Donald Trump Confuses Jimmy Kimmel For Al Pacino In Weird Rant Just Google it, if you are curious about just how f**cked up the Orange Clown can be, when he’s tweeting from the the toilet, late at night. And the MAGA hatted morons think this clown should be President? OMG!

 There are still several lawsuits that will be adjudicated in the next couple of years, as the rightwing ‘news’ outlets competed with each other for the rightwingnut audience who swallowed the crap from Boss Hogg about the ‘Stolen Election’, which was nothing but a pack of LIES from the vile mouth of Dotard himself. The courts proved that Fox, OAN and other rightwing propaganda outlets, like Alex Jones and his ilk, KNEW they were catapulting bullshit claims, but did it anyway, as they fought for the eyes and ears and MONEY of the MAGA hatted, double digit IQ crowd, who eventually stormed the Capitol, incited to Insurrection by the tsunami of LIES from Donald, Sean, Tucker and the rest of the slanderous rightwingnut crew. Well, now they’re starting to pay for it, from the $787 million at FOX to an undisclosed amount from OAN, with many more cases to follow. Did they learn anything?  Maybe a little, as in ‘don’t be so BLATANT’ with your lies, but they still shovel the shit to the sheep,

 It’s only ONE of his many crimes, with the worst being inciting an Insurrection, based LIES about a Stolen Election, which the gullible ignorant sheep swallowed, hook line and sinker, cuz that’s what they WISH was true, even after over sixty courts(R) said BULLSHIT! If I gotta explain, you wouldn’t understand, cuz I deal in facts….

 Well, it ain’t that different here in the USA, where the sheep get their ‘news’ from FOX. Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD, is exactly like Putin’s world. You ain’t gonna hear/read something that ain’t approved by the propagandists. Think about it….As you swallow the crap from Bullshit Mountain, while you think you’re INFORMED.

 The jerk claimed he’s being persecuted like JC and Nelson, when he’s not claiming he’s being treated worse than Abraham Lincoln. C’mon morons(R) which is it?  Is your boy more persecuted than Jesus? Or treated worse than Lincoln and Mandela?  Orrrr, do you Trump voters even know who Mandela is? Didn’t think so….

 Presidential, my ass….

 And then he LIED about it. We ALL know he’s guilty, but only some of us care, while the MAGA minions think he’s above the law. Over half the jurors say they can’t stand him, and were excused. Bottom line, I can understand Dotard, cuz he’s just an arrogant, egotistical, selfish, LYING, morally bankrupt criminal conman, and people like that exist. It’s the yuuuge number of morons who support the asshole that I can’t understand….

 We can only hope the Lyin King takes the stand, cuz he can’t stop LYING, cuz that’s all he knows… Trump is a domineering client, even when it’s not in his interest, and he’ll probably weaken his case by forcing his lawyers to back his ridiculous claim that the whole extramarital affair is made up. They’ll have a better shot arguing that the hush-money payments were not illegal and Trump did not intentionally break tax and campaign finance laws. Among the witnesses expected to testify are Michael Cohen, Trump’s longtime fixer turned major accuser, whose credibility will be a big issue; Hope Hicks, Trump’s former press secretary, who could help corroborate Cohen’s testimony; Stephanie Clifford (Stormy Daniels), the porn star who received $130,000 in payments Trump is charged with laundering through Cohen; Karen McDougal, a former Playboy playmate of the year who also received hush money; and David Pecker, the National Enquirer chief testifying for the prosecution, whose catch-and-kill s

 With low unemployment, leading the world in the post-‘COVID inflation battle, high job creation and a record stock market. BUT, they can’t claim credit for the Dem/Biden economy, SO, they just LIE about it (Surprise) calling it a cesspool, a disaster and a total failure. Oh really? And the Bullshit Mountain sheep swallow it, as they enjoy their job security, a stable economy and ever increasing retirement accounts. If I gotta explain the YUUUGE chasm between reality and Boss Hogg’s LIES, you wouldn’t understand, cuz you ain’t tryin’.

 

 It’s also, Stealing Top Secret documents, ignoring subpoenas and LYING about it? No Problem. Bragging about ‘Grab em by the pussy’. No Problem. Withholding Ukrainian Foreign Aid until they provide ‘dirt’ on his rival? No Problem. Trying to overthrow election in GA by ‘finding’ 11,787 votes? No Problem. Sending fake electors to overthrow election. No Problem. Killing tens of thousands of Americans through lies and incompetence during COVID. No Problem. Lying and cheating on property values for loans, insurance and taxes? No Problem. Promoting LIES about Dominion Voting Systems changing votes? No Problem. Inciting a violent Insurrection, based on The Big Lie of a Stolen Election? No Problem. Hawking golden sneakers and Bibles? No Problem. Being involved in over 4000 lawsuits, mostly to avoid paying legitimate bills? No Problem. Being a LYING, morally bankrupt, criminal conman, running up over $100 million in legal fees? NO PROBLEM, cuz he’s their boy, a Christian who they can relate to,

 who couldn’t care less that he bonked a porno babe, while his wife dealt with a newborn, and spewed a stream of consciousness turd cloud that contained his previous LIES of innocence, I’m standing trial for YOU, witch-hunt, blah, blah blah…. Same old shit from the Lyin King, for his MAGA morons who don’t give a shit about his lies and crimes. Nothing new here….

 Yup, Louis Gohmert, a real peach of a human, thought he and his Pub pals, taking a cue from Boss Hogg, didn’t have to follow the law, like the rest of us. WRONG, jackass…. Supreme Court snubs House Republicans who dodged metal detectors in Congress after Jan. 6

 IF you happen to be a LYING, morally bankrupt jerk, who slept with a porn star, while your wife was at home with a newborn, then you paid off the bonkee with a check for $130,000, and had your lawyer and accountant go to jail for you, while you lied your ass off about the whole thing. AND, as for finding a jury of his peers? Good luck finding 12 LYING, morally bankrupt assholes, who got daddy’s money and fought to keep, with OVER FOIR THOUSAND lawsuits, mostly to get out of paying his debts. Yup, definitely presidential material, if you live with your head up your ass.

 Bottom line, 40% is a YUUUGE number, but it’s NOT a majority.  And, Boss Hogg ain’t gonna win any fans as his multiple court cases and trials come to fruition. Sure, there’s millions of morons who don’t give a shit about about facts and reality, and have no problem voting for a LYING, morally bankrupt, criminal conman, BUT, there are MORE American voters who DO give a shit. The Pubs have three major voting blocs. The uneducated, the rural and the ‘Christian’ vote, where the same people who believe In Noah’s Ark also swallow the crap from the NYC conman, who averages over a dozen ‘documented lies’ EVERY DAY! Does that bother the moronic minions? Not at all. They overlook old Joe, a lifelong Christian, who attends church every week, and has his entire career, vs the morally bankrupt conman who says he needs no forgiveness, cuz he’s never sinned. Can you say idiots?

 Yup, those who have seen him in action for the last few decades can’t stand the sleazy conman. He can fool the Iowa farmers and the so-called ‘Christian’s’, but those who have actually seen him in action know he’s a LYING, morally bankrupt asshole, who only cares about himself. Sooo, his lawyers admit this and tried, unsuccessfully, to get his trial moved and or postponed, like all his other trials, where the judges, that HE appointed, went along with his delay tactics. Who says no one is above the law?

 That just happens to be his hobby and his dream….

 Wow, how many MILLION Pubs ya think have lied about drug use when they did the exact same thing? Twenty million, or MORE. Same old shit from the Hypocrites(R) who support the worst criminal to ever darken the door of the White House.

  WASHINGTON ― Amid threats from the far right to his job, House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) on Friday will appear with presumptive GOP presidential nominee   Donald Trump   at his ritzy Florida estate to   promote a bill banning noncitizens from voting   ― something that is already illegal! Congress in 1996  passed a law  banning noncitizens from voting. And despite Trump’s fearmongering about migrants entering the U.S. to vote illegally, there’s virtually  no evidence  of noncitizen voting. BUT, this will get them headlines on FOX and other Republican Propaganda sites, where their uninformed and misinformed minions will bitch about Biden and the Dems. Nothing new here, as the gullible and ignorant continue to swallow the crap shoveled to them.

 

 

 

 “ In 2018, when I testified before the House Oversight Committee, I predicted before anybody that my biggest fear was that if Donald loses the 2020 election, that there will never be a peaceful transfer of power. Those were my words in 2018. And sadly, it became a reality.” “I’m going to give you my next prediction: If, God forbid a million times, Donald wins the election in 2024, there will never be another election again in America. Because Donald believes, like Putin, that it doesn’t matter who you vote for; all that matters is who’s counting the vote. So there might be this  impression  of an election, but it will never be a legitimate election ever again. He has no intention of being another one-term president. This, for him, is presidency for life.” And this is what the sheep want, cuz they swallow the crap from Bullshit Mountain, which is nothing but Republican propaganda….

  Esper is   scathing in his book   about Trump’s character, efforts to politicize the military and decision-making on national security issues. He writes that Trump is "unprincipled," "petty," "dangerous," and prone to "outright fabrications." Former Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly  told CNN  that Trump has “nothing but contempt for our democratic institutions, our Constitution and our rule of law.” *Former Trump Attorney General Bill Barr told CNN in an interview that Trump has a “penchant, for engaging in... reckless acts”  and said “I don’t think he should be near the Oval Office,”   Duh, ya think so? BUT, the FOXSheep, who hear NOTHING but Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD, Vote for Trump, support the LYING, morally bankrupt, criminal conman, refusing to leave their fact resistant bubbles. Can you say morons?

  'Unprecedented' and 'stunning' number of Trump administration alums oppose his reelection A minimum of 16 Trump administration veterans have sharply criticized the ex-president, with terms such as "threat to democracy," "erratic," "delusional" and "narcissistic." Not to mention those in his Cabinet who have called him juvenile, an idiot and a fucking moron. Look it up… BUT, he’s supported by the Repub Propaganda Network, Putin and the Arabs. What could possibly go wrong? “In my eyes, January 6 was a complete dereliction of duty that he did not uphold his oath of office," Matthews told USA TODAY. "I lost all faith in him that day,” Matthews  resigned from her job  as deputy press secretary in the wake of Jan. 6. She views Trump as a threat to democracy who tried to steal the 2020 election and would do it again.

 WTF is wrong with the party of Reagan, who must be spinning in his grave? Dotard says he could end the war in one day. All Zelensky has to do is just give Vlad all the land he’s stolen. What a GREAT problem solver the dumbass is…. Europe and the world, other than those run by dictators, are freaking out cuz the wannabe dictator has a chance of winning the White House, (cuz of the morons who swallow FOXCrap) and our democracy and NATO won’t survive the last election of Dotard’s lifetime. And no matter how bad he loses, the lying, morally bankrupt conman is gonna claim he WON, and this time his January 6 Insurrection is gonna look like a picnic in the park. Does ANYONE, especially his goon squads(R), think he’s gonna graciously accept defeat? Just like last time, in spite of ZERO evidence (just look at the 60+ court cases), the Lyin King will claim it was ‘Stolen’, and his moronic minions will swallow his crap. AGAIN! Hell no he won’t accept defeat, cuz that means his multitude criminal

 The gullible, ignorant minions don’t understand that oil is a worldwide commodity, and old Joe doesn’t control the price. SURPRISE, idiots… Check out the price of oil since old Joe took over, and be AMAZED that gas is up only 50%, much better than the rest of the world after Dotard was the WORST in the world in dealing COVID, with his LIES and incompetence. Check out the oil price chart, from 2020 to 2024. Then thank old Joe, you FOXNews morons.. FOX NEWS DIGITAL   Published   April 11, 2024 2:56pm EDT ‘Drives me absolutely insane’: Sticker shock at the pump as gas prices up over 50% since Biden took office

 SO, how do you think Melania likes reliving the time while she was home with their baby while Boss Hogg’s out screwing porn stars? Bottom line, she’s used to it.  Living with a lying, morally bankrupt pig like she does, we can’t imagine what she’s gone through.  But we can guess….. “We went to the State of the Union separately. She refused to walk out to Marine One with him because she didn’t want to be like Hillary Clinton and standing by her man,” said Grisham, who was chief of staff to the then-first lady, who glared daggers at her husband when she finally saw him.

 The FOXClowns jumped all over his mistake, writing an entire article about his grandfather playing football in college. These are the same assholes who totally ignore the cascade of continual LIES from the vile mouth of their(R) glorious leader, who averaged double figures in obvious, provable LIES for every day he was in office. Google Trump’s Lies , IF you have a Yuuuge amount of time to read. Does the constant lying from the Lyin King bother the gullible ignorant sheep? NOT AT ALL. They’re used to it, and don’t give a shit. BUT, let old Joe misspeak about his grandfather attending but not graduating college, and the MAGA morons go crazy. Same old shit…

  “WOKE NPR EXPOSED,” declared an on-screen banner Wednesday on Fox News’ most-watched program, “The Five.” “NPR PUMPED OUT AN ASSEMBLY LINE OF PROPAGANDA,” blared a separate banner on Fox News host Jesse Watters’ primetime program. Th difference between FOX and NPR? NPR actually tries to be fair and balanced, with a bias toward the truth and an aversion to catapulting to torrent of LIES form Boss Hogg, while Bullshit Mountain doesn’t even make an effort to broadcast anything that doesn’t fit into their Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD format. Please, show me where I’m wrong….

 These are the same people who are doing all they can to put Boss Hogg in the White House. And it ain’t cuz it’s good for Americans. Russia and the Arabs REALLY want Dotard in charge of America, cuz it’s good for THEM, not us, and they’re doing all they can to make it happen, just like 2020. SOOO, we’re gonna see more oil price hikes, more inflation and more morons bitching about old Joe, causing inflation, cuz ‘when Boss Hogg was in charge (COVID running rampant, cuz of his incompetence), gas was cheap!’ And to think the votes of these MAGA morons count the same as people who AREN’T uninformed and misinformed, like the sheep who get their ‘news’ from a Republican Propaganda Outlet, where Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD is the only criteria.

 

 BUT, when the Pubs realized that the majority of Americans, by far, (especially women, who VOTE), don’t think a bunch of old men(R) should control their bodies, the jerk is trying to reverse his/their position, by LYING, again, saying he will reverse it, after he’s elected. And if you believe that crap, you obviously swallow the Orange Clown’s bullshit and vote Republican….

 Now, they just blatantly make up bullshit and spin the real news until it’s so dizzy it can’t stand up. Like today’s headlines. 11 ways Biden and his handlers are hell-bent on destroying America The path to civilizational destruction should be very familiar by now    By  Victor Davis Hanson   Fox News Stealing Top Secret documents, while ignoring subpoenas, and trying to steal elections, with fake electors, ‘You need to FIND me 11,778 votes’ and sending a violent mob to overturn an election, based on LIES, injuring over 140 police officers, while trying to hang the VP is fine, IF you’re a Republican. BUT, allowing a woman to control HER OWN BODY is a crime. There’s some truth, and a lot of bullshit in the FOX article above, but one of my favorites is #7, where, after saying Dems are too loose on crime, they act like Boss Hogg is above the law, and he shouldn’t be touched, for his MULTITUDE of obvious crimes. These jerks(R) could ‘spin’ the Supreme Court building off its foundation, as

  Since the beginning of his political career, Donald J. Trump has misled, mischaracterized, dissembled, exaggerated and flatly LIED. His flawed statements about the border, the economy, the coronavirus pandemic and the 2020 election have formed the bedrock of his 2024 campaign. Though his penchant for bending the truth, sometimes to the breaking point, has been  well   documented , a close study of how he does so reveals a kind of technique to his dishonesty: a set of recurring rhetorical moves with which Mr. Trump fuels his popularity among his supporters. Supporters who don’t seem to  Here’s a look at how he does it. He grossly distorts his opponents’ records and proposals to make them sound unreasonable. I was going to go through the LENGTHY list of easily provable LIES from the morally bankrupt conman, but WHY? We all know he LIES, from the size of his apartment, 10,000 sq ft vs 30,000 sq ft, to the Stolen Election, where over sixty courts, most with Republican judges, said NO! Th