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OMG, we all know that FOX has one mantra—-Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD, but they are going even further down the rabbit hole….

 MILLIONS, across the US and the world, marched against Trump and his illegal war, ICE, and his dictator policies in the latest No Kings protests. BUT, the clowns at FOX lumped everyone together as Trump Deranged, the Lunatic Left and COMMUNISTS, who are PAID to protest, organized by George Soros! And the sheep swallow this shit. Yup, if you don’t like our country taken over by a LYING, morally bankrupt, arrogant, greedy jerk, who starts illegal wars, that makes you a deranged, lunatic Communist. And you wonder WHY the FOXSheep are so uninformed and misinformed? Just check out the bullshit from Rupert’s Rag, and find out. OR, you could get REAL news…

The clowns at FOX are bitching, cuz Charles Barkley said what MOST of us are thinking.

“  I want to be careful with my words right now because this is a really touchy subject for me," he said. "I love that kid and his family, but the way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace. I think there’s a difference between amazing immigrants and criminal immigrants. I think what’s going on in our country, what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad.“

And he wondered WHY he went out of business….

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Duh…let me guess…they wanna quit before they get asses handed to them?

  Why a record number of Republicans are retiring ahead of the midterms On Friday, Republican Congressman Sam Graves of Missouri became the 36th Republican -- and 57th House member -- to  announce plans  not to seek re-election, saying it was time to "pass the torch" to a new generation. Yup, that’s the reason…..HA!

What a total dumbass! AS IF any foreign power could ‘take’ the oil, without all the oil getting blown up and/or starting WWIII…

 And to think this dumbshit is in charge of our country….

A clown leading a jackass….

  Letter Shows Franklin Graham Telling Trump The Path To Heaven Is Through Jesus Trump  shared a letter  on Sunday morning that appears to be from  his friend Franklin Graham , in which the famous evangelist tells the president that the only way to heaven is "through the shed blood of Jesus Christ." And, OMG, these idiots are ‘in charge’. WTF? JD Vance Believes UFO Sightings Are 1 Of The 'Devil’s Great Tricks' The vice president shared a spiritual explanation for supposed alien encounters during an interview released on Saturday.

Something we’re all asking, except the MAGA morons, and the jackases(R) can’t answer….

  Border Czar Dodges Question On Why Trump Didn't Pay TSA Earlier If He Could Trump's border czar Tom Homan was unable to answer on Sunday why the president did not pay TSA agents earlier  if he had the authority to do so  the entire time they worked without a paycheck during the partial government shutdown.

Dotard could use a dose of Mideast wisdom…or at least a kick in the head….

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Wow, you CPAC, MAGA men are some real ‘jeeniuses’….

  ‘He’s lied about everything’: Iran war puts Trump on shaky ground with young MAGA men Their frustrations and anger with the conflict were on full display at CPAC this week.

At least it explains his Cabinet full of incompetent clowns… What an asshole, but at least the jackass told the truth for a change….

  Trump Says He Hangs Out with ‘Losers Because It Makes Me Feel Better,’ Admits ‘I Hate Guys That Are Very, Very Successful’

The totally incompetent, owned by Big Oil jackass is doing what he does best….f-ing things up, wrecking our environment and costing us money…

  Firing back up?   Trump is forcing coal plants to stay open. It will cost customers billions In an unprecedented use of federal authority, President Donald Trump’s administration has invoked emergency powers to force a series of retiring coal plants to stay open. Utilities, states and grid operators have said the aging plants are expensive, in bad repair and no longer needed to meet regional energy needs. But Trump’s efforts to save the dwindling coal industry have forced plant operators to continue investing in the facilities — a move that consumer advocates fear will mean billions of dollars in added costs for customers in dozens of states. As always, f*ck him and the gullible ignorant sheep he rode in on….

As per…’how did we get SO f*cked up’?

  Last May, Trump put his presidency at a severe disadvantage when he named his national security advisor Mike Waltz as his ambassador to the United Nations — and then chose not to name a new fulltime highly qualified national security adviser who could always be there beside him, coordinating all military, intelligence and diplomatic matters.   Instead, Trump asked Secretary of State Marco Rubio to also serve as interim national security adviser. Rubio still has both roles. But that can’t work fulltime because Rubio is often traveling and fully occupied at State. That’s a blueprint for disaster, especially for a president with Trump’s limited international security experience. And Trump has made a world of disastrously wrong choices ever since.

Some good signs, from yesterday’s ‘we hate Trump’ protests….

 Put down the crown, clown….and Regime change begins at home!

As always…my Aunty FOX blog has the same rules as Fight Club…look it up

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 AND, I use this as an outlet, so I feel like I can do SOMETHING, as I reach a 1000 or so regular readers, instead of punching out/insulting a rightwingnut, or three….cuz I know a few who deserve it.

BTW, as I joined my fellow Trump haters today, my sign had TWO sides…

 “We knew he’d be bad, but OMG!” And the other side… “Am not being paid, I hate Trump for free!” Screw you lazy/stupid/gullible sheep who DIDN’T rise up today, to save our democracy.

Not only did over ten million Trump haters take to the streets in the US….

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 BUT, hundreds of thousands more, in cities and towns through Europe, our FORMER ALLIES, joined in to express their HATE for the asshole in the White House, as the world unites against the jackass. Do you morons(R) really think there are no consequences for this, as he fucks up the entire world economy?

As I watch the news tonight, with the Mideast in turmoil, and getting worse every day, high oil prices hurting everyone but Big Oil, and the stock markets tanking, around the world….

 I’m just AMAZED, that ONE ARROGANT ASSHOLE, the Pig in the White House, can hurt SO MANY, SO BADLY, FOR SO LONG… And as for you clueless, gullible morons who elected the jackass…. Screw you and the horse you rode in on,  AND, I hope you SUFFER, like you have caused so many to do, because you are SO stupid and gullible.

Good sign, today….If you’re not embarrassed AND pissed off, remove your head from your ass….

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Just returned from the No Kings/F*ck Trump protest here in town.

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 The third one I’ve been to, and the largest BY FAR. People are PISSED and want everyone to know. Screw that ahole and the gullible ignorant morons who put him in power. Small part of crowd that turned out….All four streets of intersection, for several blocks.

You think Dotard has hurt the US with his stooopid tariffs and illegal war…..You ain’t seen nuthin yet, as The World, tired of his bullshit, moves away from the asshole, our country, and The Dollar as the reserve currency.

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  BRICS nations (Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa, and new members) are actively reducing reliance on the US dollar—a process known as de-dollarization—by boosting local currency trade settlements, developing independent payment systems like BRICS Pay, and exploring a gold-backed digital "unit" to enhance financial sovereignty and avoid Western sanctions .   AgWeb  +4 Key Aspects of the Move Away from the Dollar: Local Currency Trade  Trade between BRICS nations is increasingly settled in local currencies, such as the Chinese yuan and Russian ruble. In 2024, Russia reported that 90% of its trade within the bloc was in national currencies, while China and Russia settled over 99% of their bilateral trade without dollars. Alternative Financial Systems  BRICS is developing alternative payment messaging systems, such as "BRICS Pay," to bypass SWIFT and reduce vulnerability to U.S.-led economic sanctions, notes AgWeb.

The rightwingnuts got together, as one, and bitched that Jimmy Kimmel let the world know that Markwayne Mullen used to be a plumber…

  “ "Let me make this very clear," responds Kimmel. "I'm not upset that the Head of Homeland Security used to be a plumber. I'm upset that he isn't still a plumber." Kimmel goes on to play footage of various TV reporters on the right making fun of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for her past work as a bartender. "Well, on behalf of bartenders everywhere, we anxiously await your apology," says Kimmel. ” Excerpt From “Jimmy Kimmel hits back after getting called out on right-wing media” Sam Haysom Mashable https://apple.news/AYUVqYuSmQnWXWT5NascxHQ

10,000 of our best and brightest, GONE, since the anti-science Pubs, and Boss Hogg took over. Screw him and the gullible IGNORANT MORONS(R) who support him and his bullshit….

  “ On Tuesday famed climate scientist Kate Marvel joined the more than 10,000 people with PhDs in science, engineering and mathematics who, according to Science , are reported to have left the U.S. federal workforce since President Donald Trump took office in January. ” Excerpt From “‘Science under attack’: Top climate scientist Kate Marvel explains why she resigned from NASA” Andrea Thompson Scientific American https://apple.news/AGwHSNGs3Sp68712C9WR1Wg

And guess who gets PAID when the jackass golf’s several times a week? Yup, the asshole pays HIMSELF, with OUR money…

  Taxpayers’ Tab for Donald Trump’s Golf Habit Crosses $100 million This is Trump's 56th visit to his course in West Palm Beach and 110th golf day in just over 14 months in office, keeping him on track to spend $300 million on golf.

Duh….you’re just now realizing that?

  ‘He’s lied about everything’: Iran war puts Trump on shaky ground with young MAGA men Their frustrations and anger with the conflict were on full display at CPAC this week.

There is one yuuuuge recipient of Dotards expensive, STOOOPID war….and that’s Israel, and Netanyahu, Captain Bonespurs partner in war crimes.

 As the rest of the world pays the price, the two war criminals sit back and grin, along with Putin, who OWNS Dotard, since he bailed him out, to the tune of nearly a billion dollars, funneled through shady real estate deals as the asshole ran for prez, with the help of Russia and Rupert Murdoch. Look it up, and tell me how Dotard escaped bankruptcy cuz of Putin…. 2008 (Financial Crisis):  Donald Trump Jr. stated in 2008, "Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.". 2000s–2010s (Real Estate Inflows):  A  Reuters  review found that at least 63 individuals with Russian passports or addresses purchased at least $98.4 million worth of property in seven Trump-branded luxury towers in southern Florida, with large investments occurring after 2008 for overpriced properties.

The jackass wrecked the rural economy with his stooopid tariffs and even more stoooopid war….sooo, to save the Repub farmer vote he bailed them out with BILLIONS in federal aid, while bitching about Biden…and the gullible sheep slurp it all up.

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  The remarks came months after Trump rolled out a  $12 billion federal assistance package  for farmers. Since then, the Iran war has added pressure to an agriculture industry already strained by tariffs, driving up fuel and fertilizer costs, and the jerk received a golden tractor from the welfare recipients. Same old shit from the Pubs….kissing the ass of their corrupt, incompetent king.

Just a reminder….tomorrow is No Kings day, and it’s time to join tens of millions of Americans, who actually ‘give a shit’.

 Join your fellow citizens who wanna let their feelings about Boss Hogg’s takeover of America be known. If I gotta explain, you wouldn’t understand…

Sooo, the stock market, after losing TRILLIONS, cuz of Dotard’s excursion, is now in Correction Territory, and FALLING….

 Plus, Boss Hogg signed one of his ‘emergency orders’, paying the TSA agents, which the asshole COULD have done, long ago, but the jackass doesn’t give a shit about the suffering of Americans. Screw you, MAGA morons, who gave us this piece of sh*t….

As we’ve traveled Europe, sometimes wearing Canadian apparel, we’ve found Europeans are forgiving to individual Americans, as long as you’re not a MAGA moron. Them, they HATE.

  Europeans Are Angry at Trump, but Often Forgiving of Americans A generation ago, foreign fury over the Iraq invasion often blurred into anti-Americanism. Now, some Europeans seem ready to distinguish between the president and the American people.

When asked for a reason, sources said it was because Trump wouldn’t want to stand next to a black officer and Hegseth doesn’t think women belong in the military.

  Pete Hegseth Blocks Promotion Of 2 Black And 2 Female Army Officers Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has moved to unilaterally strike two Black and two female Army officers from a one-star promotion list that includes mostly white men,  The New York Times reported  Friday, prompting concerns about his approach to military promotions.

As he gave conflicting reports on WHY he started the war, and how it was already WON, but he needed help from other nations, but he ‘doesn’t really care’, the jackass kept the bullshit flowing.

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  As is typically the case with Trump, who is both a prolific liar as well as profoundly  ignorant , it was impossible to know how much of what he said about the war was true, how much he believed was true but in reality was not, how much was a deliberate lie and how much reflected an irritation. As usual, he has his fat ass in a bind, and doesn’t have a clue, and doesn’t give a shit…

Iran is using Dotard’s stooopid war to raise a few bucks, just like the greedy asshole finds ways to monetize the presidency, to the tune of BILLIONS!

  Iran is moving to formalize a controversial system of charging up to $2 million per vessel for safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz, according to sources close to shipowners. Officials estimate that a formalized toll system could generate up to $80 billion annually, transforming the strait into a powerful revenue stream at a time when sanctions have constrained the country's economy.

Did you know a Tomahawk missile costs nearly $4 million each? Just do the math on this small part of Captain Bonespurs war…brought to you by the MAGA morons….

  The U.S. military has fired over 850 Tomahawk cruise missiles in four weeks of war with Iran, burning through the precision weapons at a rate that has alarmed some Pentagon officials and prompted internal discussions about how to make more available.

Like every other arrogant, narcissistic dictator, the asshole slaps his name on EVERYTHING, even when it’s illegal.

  Trump’s signature to appear on US paper currency The move is part of the Trump administration’s efforts to “honor the 250th anniversary of the United States of America." HA!

Most people would learn…not Captain Bonespurs…although Big Oil and Putin really love him.

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Yup, Boss Hogg’s private army at the airports. That’s gonna help a BUNCH!

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Who says the dumbass doesn’t have a plan?

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Not only did Boss Hogg lift sanctions on his pal Putin’s oil, he’s cutting back on weapons to Ukraine, used to defend against Putin’s land grab war, as the US burns through the stockpile of weapons.

  US officials tell allies Iran war will delay Ukraine weapons shipments The warning comes as the U.S. burns through air defense interceptors and other weapons in its military campaign against Tehran.

Everyone, except one arrogant jackass, sold out to Big Oil, who’s making MANY EXTRA BILLIONS, knows there no such thing as a winnable war in the Mideast….

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Remember how the MAGA morons said they voted for Dotard cuz he was so good for the economy? Well, he runs the country like he ran his businesses….bankrupting them, as our 401 K’s go down the toilet, AND, we haven’t even seen the yuuuge energy prices increases pump up inflation, yet…thanks again, you morons.

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Seems,Dotard had the funds and the power to release them, all along, but the jackass just sat on them….

  No executive order, emergency or otherwise, would be required to access those funds, which were enacted into law last summer, but Mr. Trump appeared eager to claim credit for releasing them. It was not clear why he had waited more than five weeks after the Department of Homeland Security was shuttered to direct that they be used to pay T.S.A. employees.

Soooo, if the asswipe had the power to pay them…why didn’t he do it…long ago?

  Trump says he will sign an executive order to ‘immediately pay’ TSA agents PUBLISHED THU, MAR 26 2026 11:40 AM EDT UPDATED 4 HOURS AGO

As the rest of us bitch about the price of gas, Dotard is getting HIGH FIVES…

 From his buddies in Big Oil. Screw you MAGA morons….

TACO strikes again!

  Trump Extends Deadline To Open Strait of Hormuz Amid Impasse Over Iran Ceasefire Talks President Donald Trump extended his deadline for Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz to April 6, and Tehran tightened its grip on the crucial strait, cuz he doesn’t have a clue about how to get out of the morass he has himself, and US in…

The gullible, clueless morons voted for Dotard cuz he promised to:

 Lower prices No more foreign wars And deport violent criminals…. Sooo, you morons, you’re ZERO FOR THREE! Thanks a bunch, you gullible morons….

Yup, the asshole is going full on DICTATOR

  Trump Administration Live Updates: Trump’s Signature to Be Added to U.S. Dollars, a First for a Sitting President

Do even the dumbass, clueless, gullible rightwingnut MAGAmorons swallow this crap?

  “Having each of the Cabinet members say the exact same thing about how affordability is a hoax, how prices are coming down, how soon the Iran conflict ends, all prices are going to be lower than they’ve ever been before, and how everything in the grocery stores is cheaper than it’s ever been,” Tian said. “He wants everyone repeating these messages, because by repeating those messages over and over again, he thinks people actually start believing it.” Oh really? Well, maybe the MAGAmorons, but no one with a functioning brain….

While Americans, and a large part of the world, suffer falling markets and rising oil prices, Dotard has a unique view of the chaos he’s caused… ‘I don’t really care. I thought it would be worse.’

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  On Wednesday, President  Donald Trump  —  who has an estimated net worth of more than $6 billion ,   made mostly through crypto in the past year — spoke to House Republicans at the National Republican Congressional Committee fundraising dinner and essentially admitted that he knew that his little “excursion” to start a war with Iran would make everything more expensive. And more important, he really doesn’t care. He thought it would be worse, and don’t worry, it definitely WILL BE, before it’s over, who knows when…. Thanks again, you MAGA morons…as your boy does what SO many leaders have wanted to do, but were WAY TOO SMART to do….

Have found a perfect word to describe the MAGA morons….who throw out scientific, proven information and swallow the crap from a charlatan like RFK Jr, or his puppet master, DJT.

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  “Gullicism" is a term coined by columnist Adam Serwer in March 2026 to describe a "bizarre epidemic" in the United States, characterized as a toxic combination of extreme  gullibility   and intense   cynicism .   It refers to a phenomenon where individuals or groups reject verified evidence and empirical facts (such as science, history, or political reporting) while simultaneously embracing absurd, unverified, or conspiratorial assertions.   CFI: Center for Inquiry Key Characteristics of Gullicism: Selective Cynicism:  Gullicists distrust established institutions, experts, and media, believing them to be deceptive, yet they place blind trust in alternative information sources, influencers, or self-serving leaders, like Trump.

Greeley, Colorado, just a few miles from NCAR, that was shut down for their ‘alarmist’ policies about climate change/global warming….

 shattered their March heat record yesterday, with a reading of NINETY SEVEN degrees. Yup, 97, in March, in Colorado, as we have the lowest ever recorded snowpack, that is melting at an unprecedented rate. Thank about it, you MAGA morons…..

What does it take to join Dotard’s Cabinet of Clowns? Just deny the findings of over sixty courts, mostly Republican led, and act like you believe the LIES from the Lyin King. And, oh yeah, deny vaccines and eat roadkill….

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Until recently, Boss Hogg could boast about closing the southern border, which nearly EVERYONE wanted, and include low gas prices and a booming stock market, both of which he INHERITED, and he hadn’t managed to screw up….UNTIL NOW.

 Now, all the dickwad had going for him is the closed border, BUT, the asshole has also scared/deported all of our hardest workers, who do the jobs that NO AMERICANS WANT, like field work and slaughterhouse drudgery. Thanks a bunch, you MAGA morons, as his stoopid war of choice rages on, gas prices skyrocket, the world hates us even MORE, inflation takes off and the stock market crashes. What a bunch of clueless, gullible jackasses….

Boss Hogg’s latest attempt to steal the midterms, with his SAVE bullshit isn’t really new. Kansas tried the same thing, when their rightwingnuts took over…it didn’t end well.

  As President Trump digs in on his demand that senators pass a strict voter identification bill, lawmakers debating the potential impacts of the Republican-backed SAVE America Act might look to one place that already tried it — Kansas. In 2013, Republicans in that state implemented legislation passed two years earlier that was so similar it bore a nearly identical name — the Secure and Fair Elections, or SAFE, Act. It, too, aimed to root out voting fraud by noncitizens. As voters nationwide would be required to do under the SAVE Act, those seeking to register to vote in Kansas had to provide proof of citizenship, such as a passport or a birth certificate. The results weren’t great. A federal judge struck down the law within a few years, after it was found to have blocked tens of thousands of eligible voters from registering while catching fewer than thirty noncitizens trying to do the same.

No wonder Melania is spending time with a robot…

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 After seeing that yucky growth on Dotard’s neck, his purple hands and yuuuge cankles, can you even imagine what’s going on under the rest of his voluminous clothes…. I’d feel sorry for her, if she weren’t such a gold digging beeyotch….

They treat him like a little kid, loading him up with ‘participation trophies’, lining up to kiss his flabby white ass…..

  House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) drew swift mockery on Wednesday after he awarded the president the first-ever “America First Award” at the National Republican Congressional Committee fundraiser, which he claimed would now be given “annually from this point forward.” “We could think of no better title for what that is,” Johnson said of the golden eagle statue. “That’s this beautiful golden statue here. Appropriate for the new golden era in America.”

In a brazen attempt to win this November, Dotard is trying to get his spineless minions to STEAL THE VOTE from millions of Americans, by blocking mail-in voting, BUT, the hypocritical asshole votes by mail….

  Reporters on Monday asked him why he recently cast a mail-in ballot in Florida's special election despite actively trying to restrict the popular voting method for everyone else. "You know why? Because I'm the president of the United States. And because of the fact that I'm president of the United States, I did a mail-in ballot for elections that took place in Florida,"  he answered . "Because I felt I should be here instead of being in the beautiful sunshine." A reporter noted that Trump was, in fact, in Palm Beach the last several weekends, to which the president said, "That's right, yeah." F*ck him and the gullible ignorant sheep he rode in on…

When Boss Hogg started his illegal war with Iran, he claimed it would take ‘three to four weeks’, which he then changed to four or five.

 Now, the Lyin’ King is claiming five to six weeks…MORE. Does ANYONE swallow the crap from that lying piece of shit? Oh yeah, the gullible ignorant sheep. What I meant was…Anyone with a functioning brain. Never mind….

Boss Hogg is planning ‘whatever it takes’ to “win”, in November, and if/when he doesn’t, he’s gonna claim Stolen Election, and start the lawsuits….Wanna bet?

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Jesse Watters….sack licker….I love it

Tarlov accused Watters of being uninformed and he then listed all the publications he allegedly reads daily, citing, “Financial Times, Wall Street Journal, New York Times, New York Post.” That’s when Tarlov hit him with the zinger, retorting,  “And you still say this crap on TV after you’ve read all that?” Gutfeld continued to laugh at Tarlov’s roasts while Watters looked temporarily lost for words.  Fans  jumped onto social media  to react to the moment, with one X user writing, “[Tarlov’s] amazing. I love her and she dog-walks these simpering MAGA sacklickers every single day.”