Your C in C, that's Cartographer in Chief, keeps making our lives difficult. Both states and provinces boarding on the Great Lakes have gotten used to the acronym, HOMES. That's Lakes Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, and Superior. Now that your C in C has changed Ontario to America, we have had to come up with another-- SHAME. I have to admit, it has a nice ring. Mark Carney Insists 'This Lake Is Called Lake Ontario — Today And Forever' “The fact Carney had to respond to that fat moron is so embarrassing for America,” one social media user said.