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  Pete Hegseth Blocks Promotion Of 2 Black And 2 Female Army Officers Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has moved to unilaterally strike two Black and two female Army officers from a one-star promotion list that includes mostly white men,  The New York Times reported  Friday, prompting concerns about his approach to military promotions.

  As is typically the case with Trump, who is both a prolific liar as well as profoundly  ignorant , it was impossible to know how much of what he said about the war was true, how much he believed was true but in reality was not, how much was a deliberate lie and how much reflected an irritation. As usual, he has his fat ass in a bind, and doesn’t have a clue, and doesn’t give a shit…

  Iran is moving to formalize a controversial system of charging up to $2 million per vessel for safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz, according to sources close to shipowners. Officials estimate that a formalized toll system could generate up to $80 billion annually, transforming the strait into a powerful revenue stream at a time when sanctions have constrained the country's economy.

  The U.S. military has fired over 850 Tomahawk cruise missiles in four weeks of war with Iran, burning through the precision weapons at a rate that has alarmed some Pentagon officials and prompted internal discussions about how to make more available.

  Trump’s signature to appear on US paper currency The move is part of the Trump administration’s efforts to “honor the 250th anniversary of the United States of America." HA!

 

 

 

  US officials tell allies Iran war will delay Ukraine weapons shipments The warning comes as the U.S. burns through air defense interceptors and other weapons in its military campaign against Tehran.

 

 

  No executive order, emergency or otherwise, would be required to access those funds, which were enacted into law last summer, but Mr. Trump appeared eager to claim credit for releasing them. It was not clear why he had waited more than five weeks after the Department of Homeland Security was shuttered to direct that they be used to pay T.S.A. employees.

  Trump says he will sign an executive order to ‘immediately pay’ TSA agents PUBLISHED THU, MAR 26 2026 11:40 AM EDT UPDATED 4 HOURS AGO

 From his buddies in Big Oil. Screw you MAGA morons….

  Trump Extends Deadline To Open Strait of Hormuz Amid Impasse Over Iran Ceasefire Talks President Donald Trump extended his deadline for Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz to April 6, and Tehran tightened its grip on the crucial strait, cuz he doesn’t have a clue about how to get out of the morass he has himself, and US in…

 Lower prices No more foreign wars And deport violent criminals…. Sooo, you morons, you’re ZERO FOR THREE! Thanks a bunch, you gullible morons….

  Trump Administration Live Updates: Trump’s Signature to Be Added to U.S. Dollars, a First for a Sitting President

  “Having each of the Cabinet members say the exact same thing about how affordability is a hoax, how prices are coming down, how soon the Iran conflict ends, all prices are going to be lower than they’ve ever been before, and how everything in the grocery stores is cheaper than it’s ever been,” Tian said. “He wants everyone repeating these messages, because by repeating those messages over and over again, he thinks people actually start believing it.” Oh really? Well, maybe the MAGAmorons, but no one with a functioning brain….

  On Wednesday, President  Donald Trump  —  who has an estimated net worth of more than $6 billion ,   made mostly through crypto in the past year — spoke to House Republicans at the National Republican Congressional Committee fundraising dinner and essentially admitted that he knew that his little “excursion” to start a war with Iran would make everything more expensive. And more important, he really doesn’t care. He thought it would be worse, and don’t worry, it definitely WILL BE, before it’s over, who knows when…. Thanks again, you MAGA morons…as your boy does what SO many leaders have wanted to do, but were WAY TOO SMART to do….

  “Gullicism" is a term coined by columnist Adam Serwer in March 2026 to describe a "bizarre epidemic" in the United States, characterized as a toxic combination of extreme  gullibility   and intense   cynicism .   It refers to a phenomenon where individuals or groups reject verified evidence and empirical facts (such as science, history, or political reporting) while simultaneously embracing absurd, unverified, or conspiratorial assertions.   CFI: Center for Inquiry Key Characteristics of Gullicism: Selective Cynicism:  Gullicists distrust established institutions, experts, and media, believing them to be deceptive, yet they place blind trust in alternative information sources, influencers, or self-serving leaders, like Trump.

 shattered their March heat record yesterday, with a reading of NINETY SEVEN degrees. Yup, 97, in March, in Colorado, as we have the lowest ever recorded snowpack, that is melting at an unprecedented rate. Thank about it, you MAGA morons…..

 

 Now, all the dickwad had going for him is the closed border, BUT, the asshole has also scared/deported all of our hardest workers, who do the jobs that NO AMERICANS WANT, like field work and slaughterhouse drudgery. Thanks a bunch, you MAGA morons, as his stoopid war of choice rages on, gas prices skyrocket, the world hates us even MORE, inflation takes off and the stock market crashes. What a bunch of clueless, gullible jackasses….

  As President Trump digs in on his demand that senators pass a strict voter identification bill, lawmakers debating the potential impacts of the Republican-backed SAVE America Act might look to one place that already tried it — Kansas. In 2013, Republicans in that state implemented legislation passed two years earlier that was so similar it bore a nearly identical name — the Secure and Fair Elections, or SAFE, Act. It, too, aimed to root out voting fraud by noncitizens. As voters nationwide would be required to do under the SAVE Act, those seeking to register to vote in Kansas had to provide proof of citizenship, such as a passport or a birth certificate. The results weren’t great. A federal judge struck down the law within a few years, after it was found to have blocked tens of thousands of eligible voters from registering while catching fewer than thirty noncitizens trying to do the same.

 After seeing that yucky growth on Dotard’s neck, his purple hands and yuuuge cankles, can you even imagine what’s going on under the rest of his voluminous clothes…. I’d feel sorry for her, if she weren’t such a gold digging beeyotch….

  House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) drew swift mockery on Wednesday after he awarded the president the first-ever “America First Award” at the National Republican Congressional Committee fundraiser, which he claimed would now be given “annually from this point forward.” “We could think of no better title for what that is,” Johnson said of the golden eagle statue. “That’s this beautiful golden statue here. Appropriate for the new golden era in America.”

  Reporters on Monday asked him why he recently cast a mail-in ballot in Florida's special election despite actively trying to restrict the popular voting method for everyone else. "You know why? Because I'm the president of the United States. And because of the fact that I'm president of the United States, I did a mail-in ballot for elections that took place in Florida,"  he answered . "Because I felt I should be here instead of being in the beautiful sunshine." A reporter noted that Trump was, in fact, in Palm Beach the last several weekends, to which the president said, "That's right, yeah." F*ck him and the gullible ignorant sheep he rode in on…

 Now, the Lyin’ King is claiming five to six weeks…MORE. Does ANYONE swallow the crap from that lying piece of shit? Oh yeah, the gullible ignorant sheep. What I meant was…Anyone with a functioning brain. Never mind….

 

Tarlov accused Watters of being uninformed and he then listed all the publications he allegedly reads daily, citing, “Financial Times, Wall Street Journal, New York Times, New York Post.” That’s when Tarlov hit him with the zinger, retorting,  “And you still say this crap on TV after you’ve read all that?” Gutfeld continued to laugh at Tarlov’s roasts while Watters looked temporarily lost for words.  Fans  jumped onto social media  to react to the moment, with one X user writing, “[Tarlov’s] amazing. I love her and she dog-walks these simpering MAGA sacklickers every single day.”

  Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) on Monday drew attention to an unusually large oil stock trade that occurred moments before President Trump announced a five-day pause on previously threatened energy infrastructure strikes in Iran, indicating it appeared be a case of insider trading. In an X post highlighted by Murphy, a  stock market watcher said , “In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold.” “$1.5 BILLION. Let me say it again – a $1.5 BILLION BET. Bigger than any futures purchases made at the time. 5 minutes before Trump’s post,” Murphy wrote  in his own post . “Who was it? Trump? A family member? A White House staffer? This is corruption. Mind blowing corruption,” he added. BUT, I’m sure Pam Bondi, and her Dept of JUSTICE is ‘on it’, to find and prosecute the criminals in Boss Hogg’s inner circle…HA! What a joke….

  Trump (who has always lived in a fantasy world where “facts” are whatever he thinks they should be) has managed to con half the nation into believing in his fantasy world – just by the sheer force of his stubborn insistence that reality itself is whatever he says it is.   Of course Trump didn’t start this downward spiral into egotistical madness – but he capitalized on it from his first day in office back in January, 2017 – when he insisted that the crowd at his inaugural on the National Mall was “ The largest crowd ever assembled to witness an inaugural address” .  He also claimed that the weather during his speech was “sunny” – when it was overcast with a steady drizzle during most of his speech.   Remember that?  Remember how totally batshit crazy that sounded?   I still can’t wrap my mind around how many Americans fall for such utter bullshit – outright lies that can be easily and empirically disproven by veritable mountains of readily-available evide...

  “I refuse to fight for Trump and the Republican Party that defends the Epstein class, wages pointless foreign wars, and pursues America LAST,” she wrote while citing a slew of losses the GOP has experienced in state special elections.

 BUT, I don’t understand, or forgive, how recipients of the US educational system can swallow his BULLSHIT! You know better! And, are you starting to understand your yuuuge mistake? OR, is your head still wedged up your ass? OMG, nothing new here, but is UNFORGIVABLE for you formerly intelligent people to fall for his LYING bullshit…. Never mind, if I gotta explain, AGAIN, you ain’t ever gonna understand, as you get your reality from FOXNews and the TV preachers…. BUT, the bad news…. We ALL gotta suffer from your clueless ignorance….

 Then, there is no hope for you and the world of bullshit you live in…BUT, are you interested in buying a bridge, you moron?

 as we found out when approximately 15% of New Yorkers, who saw his bullshit for decades, voted for him.  And nearly EVERYONE from his first administration wrote a book about what an incompetent asshole he is. And now we see where the district that includes Mar a Lago, a long time Red bastion, flipped to the Dems. BUT…the dumbass Red states, where they get a steady diet of FOXBullshit, continue to support the LYING, morally bankrupt, arrogant, greedy wannabe dictator. Morons…absolute morons…. Democrat Emily Gregory flips deep-red Florida House district that includes Mar-a-Lago

  In a video on X Monday, Boebert shared what she thought was an example of success at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. “So President Trump sends ICE agents to the airports across the country and while the rest of our country has 3-plus hour waits ― thanks,  Democrats  ― Minneapolis airport TSA wait time right now is less than 5 minutes,” she chirped with a laugh. “Called it!” To make matters worse, she wrote on her post, “You can’t make this stuff up.” But she DID! ICE agents weren’t sent to Minneapolis….

  ‘He Is Flailing Right Now’: Ex-CIA Boss Believes Trump Is Bluffing About War Talks With Iran During a stop by MS NOW, U.S. intelligence expert John Brennan said Trump couldn't admit the truth even if it bashed him in the face./

  “The people that have Trump derangement syndrome are the ones that are with him still,” Scaramucci said. “Those are the people that are deranged. Those are the people that have lost touch with reality in terms of how much damage he and his cronies are causing the country and the world.”

  Trump Says Pete Hegseth Is Having 'Fun' In Iran War, Doesn't 'Want It To Be Settled' President Donald Trump said Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth doesn't want war with Iran to end. He's having too much fun, apparently.

  Democrats Flip Florida Statehouse Seat That Includes Trump's Mar-A-Lago The party's run of success in special elections across the country over the past year continues even in Republican dominated Florida. Democrats have  performed well in special elections  during Trump’s second term, with the party pointing to those results as a sign of strength ahead of the 2026 midterm elections. Florida’s 87th District is the 10th GOP-held state legislative seat Democrats have flipped around the country since Trump took office again last year. Republicans have not flipped any Democratic state legislative seats during that time.

 

  Trump tells Republicans to pass controversial SAVE Act 'for Jesus'* “You don't have to take a fast vote. Don't worry about Easter, going home. In fact, make this one for Jesus. Make this one for Jesus, that's what I tell them," he said.

 When you live with your head deeply and firmly implanted….the weather never changes… Screw them and the phony world they live in….

 If you don’t know what those are, check em out before you bitch….I ain’t sending this to anyone…you be lurking here…..

  After smashing March heat records in 14 states and the U.S. as a whole, the gigantic heat dome that’s baked the Southwest is creeping eastward and may end up being one of the most expansive heat waves in American history, meteorologists and weather historians said. And it’s not going away for awhile, maybe not till the middle of the next week as April starts, said meteorologist Gregg Gallina of the National Weather Service’s Weather Prediction Center. We’d know more about it, but Boss Hogg has shut down NCAR, the worldwide center of climate and weather research, as well as many other weather forecasting facilities, cuz, like his Bureau of Statistics head, that he FIRED,  cuz he would rather shoot the messenger than deal with the message.

  HOUSTON>> Oil companies that pump and process oil and natural gas are among the biggest beneficiaries of the war with Iran, which has snarled production and shipping of fuels in the Persian Gulf.

Sooo, as Captain Bonespurs rattles his sword, bombs Iran and strokes his ego just realize that if he goes TOO FAR, at the urging his fellow war criminal Netanyahu, or his buddies in the Arab world, we are gonna PAY, and pay hard for his incompetent bullshit. Iran’s paramilitary Revolutionary Guard had promised retaliation if Trump carried out his threat, saying Iran would hit power plants supplying electricity to American bases, “as well as the economic, industrial and energy infrastructures in which Americans have shares.” And remember, Dotard and DOGE ravaged the very agencies we need to protect ourselves in the upcoming cyber warfare. Thanks again, idiots….

 And then people realizes WHO was talking…and the mullahs said there was NO progress….and traders realized who the LIAR was, and they started selling, again. Screw the LYING, morally bankrupt, arrogant , greedy Piece of crap…AND the idiots he rode in on.

  Trump Administration to Pay $1 Billion to Energy Giant to Cancel Wind Farms In exchange, the French company TotalEnergies would invest in oil and natural gas projects in Texas and elsewhere. Over a $billion in tax dollars, to Big Oil, while killing renewable, non polluting wind power.  The Trump administration has tried to halt offshore wind construction, but  federal judges overturned those orders . Environmental groups denounced the TotalEnergies deal as an alternate way to block wind projects. President Donald Trump has gone  all in on fossil fuels , to benefit his associates in the oil business. The asshole shot be shot, in the head, until dead… The Trump administration has halted construction on five major East Coast offshore wind projects , which would have provided clean, renewable energy to millions of households, and thrown thousands out of work.

  Iran Disputes Trump’s Claim of ‘Very Strong Talks’ President Trump said he was postponing strikes on Iran’s power plants until at least Friday to allow for negotiations, but Iran cast the claim as a ploy to soothe markets and to buy time for more military action. The good news?  IF you happen to be in the Big Oil business, life is GREAT and that billion you gave to Boss Hogg is chump change compared to the BILLIONS you’re gonna rape from us chumps. Some things never change….

At around 6:50 a.m. in New York, S&P 500 e-Mini futures trading on the CME recorded a sharp and isolated jump in volume, breaking from an otherwise subdued premarket backdrop.  The trades raised some eyebrows because whoever purchased a large amount of stock futures and sold or short crude futures at that moment made a lot of money just minutes later, much like unusual trades preceding other moves during the Iran war. Just follow the money, as always, and I guaran-fucking-tee you’ll find it in some Trumpies’ pocket, probably named Don, cuz the greedy asshole never misses the opportunity to make a profit.

  In August, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy met with Trump and offered to share Ukraine’s sophisticated drone technology. As I wrote at the time, in a report from Ukraine on what has come to be known as the First World Drone War, Kyiv offered to send tens of billions of dollars’ worth of advanced Ukrainian-made drones and interceptors to Washington. In return, the United States would sell Ukraine double that dollar amount of U.S. weapons systems, particularly missile interceptors — all to be paid for by the Europeans. Both countries would have been far better equipped today for the challenges of modern drone warfare. But Trump said NO, for some unexplainable reason, and we’re using $4 million missiles to shoot down $40,000 drones. And now Trump removed sanctions on Russian oil, putting BILLIONS in his pal Putin’s pockets. Further proof that Putin owns Trump, since bailing him out financially, before the 2016 election. But, if I gotta expect, you wouldn’t understand….

  Trump Backs Getting A Third Term As 'Reward' In Unhinged Post Donald Trump on Sunday signaled that he deserves another prize: a so-called "reward" in the form of a third presidential term. Trump, in an unhinged post on his Truth Social platform, reshared a user's image of him with the caption, "3RD TERM FOR TRUMP AS A REWARD FROM STOLEN ELECTION." This has been litigated over 60 times, in mostly Republican controlled courts, and the answer is UNANIMOUS. Boss Hogg is full of shit. The only STOLEN ELECTION will if Boss Hogg is able to implement all his plans to steal the next election, and he is TRYING everything he can think of…..

 The market was up, gas prices were down and the economy was looking good.  Then, the world’s two worst war criminals decided to do what every responsible leader had known was too dangerous. And the assholes attacked Iran/our economy, and the WORLD economy, just as it was beginning to adjust to Boss Hogg’s stooopid tariffs. Screw him and the MAGA morons who put him in office.

 The Ruskies DEFINITELY wanted him in office and directed all their efforts against Hillary, and FOR Putin’s pal, Der Trumpkof, but Mueller couldn’t tie Trump directly to the Russians, although dozens of his friends, employees and accomplices were charged and most were found guilty. The LYING piece of crap always claimed he was found innocent. BULLSHIT! Several of Mr. Trump’s associates  and others in their circles were charged and eventually pleaded guilty or were convicted, including the president’s former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, and many members of his campaign committee. Mueller blew it though, and didn’t charge the sitting president, saying it was his job to assemble the information and turn it over to the DOJ, controlled by Boss Hogg. And we all know how that turned out….cuz the asshole controlled them then just like he does now.  They’re a JOKE, and JUSTICE has NOTHING to do with the department. It’s all POLITICS, and Dotard had/has ‘em by the balls…

 

  Let’s ponder for a moment the vast sums that we’re pouring into the war with Iran. The Pentagon has requested  $200 billion  (more than $1,400 per American household) to fund the war, but even that understates the total cost. More than $1400 per household. And that’s just the EXTRA costs….from a LYING JACKASS who campaigned on ‘NO MORE WARS’, but of course that was a LIE. He ALWAYS LIES….and his clueless, gullible supporters don’t give a shit. Nothing new here, but OMG, $1400 per household!!!