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 As Jon Stewart does a ‘live’ interview with four different Trumps, getting four different answers, using actual footage from the LYING piece of shit. He asks questions like: Why did you start the war? What about your promise of ‘No more wars’? Did you foresee trouble with the Strait of Hormuz? When will it end? Do we need any help from other countries? Will they be helping? Yup, you MAGA morons should see what the rest of us do, but you WON’T, cuz you get your ‘news’ from a propaganda network. Never mind, if I gotta explain, you don’t have a f*cking clue…..

  Much of the time when Trump was in the private sector and messed up, his  rich dad bailed him out   or   he’d declare bankruptcy . Instead of holding equity or debt, Trump would have the business   pay him a salary and bonuses , so that money was gone when the company went under, and his partners and contractors would take most of the losses. When Trump stiffed lenders, there was usually someone else he could get to give him money. That’s how the Trump Organization ended up with  a lot of Russian financing  — by that point, just about everyone else wouldn’t touch him. Now he’s done that to America. After  a year of Trump denigrating , threatening, and tariffing  U.S. allies , no one is willing to help rescue the U.S. from a mess of its own making, no matter how much  he browbeats them .  

  Trump Can’t Spin His Way Out of This War March 17, 2026 President Trump went to war against Iran without explaining his strategy to the American people or the world. It now appears that he may not have had much of a strategy at all. Almost three weeks into the war, Mr. Trump has no apparent plan for bringing about the demise of the Iranian regime, something he had said  he seeks . If his goal is more modest, such as the seizure of Iran’s nuclear materials, he has not offered credible ideas for accomplishing it. And he has failed to plan for  a predictable side effect  of a war in the Middle East: a disruption of oil supplies that is causing price spikes and impairs the global economy. He’s in deep, and has no idea how to get out…..

 You MAGA morons should be SO proud… "Because of the fact that we have had such Military Success, we no longer 'need,' or desire, the NATO Countries’ assistance — WE NEVER DID!" Trump raged in his Tuesday post. "Likewise, Japan, Australia, or South Korea. In fact, speaking as President of the United States of America, by far the Most Powerful Country Anywhere in the World, WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!"

 They were nearly all oversized, but his crew is such a bunch of spineless wusses…the jerks wore them anyway, to avoid his wrath….A microcosm of how the dictator and his clown court operates.

  Why aren't the NATO allies Trump keeps attacking helping more? ) Trump didn't have a plan going into this war, and now doesn't have a plan to get out of it, while demanding help from allies he routinely attacks.

  Joe Kent , a conservative politician and former CIA paramilitary officer, quit as head of the National Counterterrorism Center, alleging the United States went to war "due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby" and that Trump had been duped by a "misinformation campaign." Kent is the first U.S. official to resign over the war, killing thousands and costing the world economy trillions, now in its 18th day.  The White House didn't immediately respond to a request for comment. Expect LIES, soon….

  HAVANA, March 16 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump escalated his rhetoric against Cuba on Monday, saying he expected to have the "honor" of "taking Cuba in some form" and that "I can do anything I want" ‌with the neighboring country. "I do believe I'll be ... having the honor of taking Cuba. That's a big honor. Taking Cuba in some form," Trump told reporters as the island faces an unprecedented economic crisis, exacerbated by an oil blockade the U.S. imposed after capturing former Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro. “I mean, whether I free it, take it. Think I can do anything I want with it. You want to ‌know the truth," Trump told reporters at ⁠a signing event in the Oval Office.

  Joe Kent, a Top U.S. Counterterrorism Official, Resigns Over the Iran War Mr. Kent is the highest-ranking Trump administration official to quit in opposition to the conflict. He said pressure from Israel had pushed the president into war against Iran. Top counterterrorism official Kent resigns over Trump's Iran war, says Iran posed no imminent threat

  The Trump administration first announced its intention to “break up” NCAR in December, with a top budget official calling it “one of the largest sources of climate alarmism in the country.”   While the institute investigates climate change, its mission is much broader and encompasses every aspect of how the earth’s atmosphere and weather systems interact. That includes research on earthquakes, flooding, drought, geomagnetic storms in space, wildfires, wind, storms and more. Trump has repeatedly demanded that Colorado leaders end the state’s primarily mail-ballot voting system and release Peters, who was convicted of election tampering. Trump on Dec. 11 issued a federal pardon to Peters — which had no legal bearing on her conviction in state court. When Peters remained incarcerated in a state prison in the days that followed, the administration rescinded $109 million in federal transportation funding allocated to Colorado and implemented new rules for its food-assistance prog...

Ireland joins Germany, France, Sweden, India, South Korea, Australia, and more countries in a coordinated emergency collaboration to evacuate thousands of trapped travelers and halt all travel  to Qatar, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Oman as Gulf countries face unprecedented strain amid the ongoing conflict in the Middle East, and oil prices continue to climb. As President Trump’s assault on Iran enters its third week, European leaders are largely resisting his bellicose demands for help in reopening the  Strait of Hormuz . Wow, I’m shocked…

 

  HAVANA, March 16 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump escalated his rhetoric against Cuba on Monday, saying he expected to have the "honor" of "taking Cuba in some form" and that "I can do anything I want" ‌with the neighboring country.

 Unbelievable….but it’s happening… And the jackass still has three more years, to wreak his chaos.

  “ 'Not our war': U.S. allies balk at Trump's Strait of Hormuz demands Many European governments expressed reservations Monday about providing military support to reopen the crucial waterway. Mar. 16, 2026, 11:02 AM EDT / Updated Mar. 16, 2026, 11:10 AM EDT LONDON — President Donald Trump has berated and threatened America’s NATO allies . Now he wants these same countries to help unblock the Strait of Hormuz — and their response has not been exactly enthusiastic.

  ‘Dangerous’ and ‘Unprecedented’: How Bad Will This March Heat Wave Get? Meteorologists are not mincing words in their forecasts for record-high temperatures in California and the desert Southwest. Here in Colorado, we’re forecast to be in the upper 80’s this week. That’s mid March, as we have record low snowpack.

  “I predicted Osama Bin Laden would knock out the World Trade Center. I made that prediction a year before he did it,” he told the room. He then doubled down. “One year before, exactly, I wrote it in a book,” he said. “You can even check. About a year before the World Trade Center came down.” (Trump has made the claim  many times  over the years.  It’s false , and easily proven.)

  Trump Says NATO Will Have ‘Very Bad Future’ If Allies Don’t Help US In Iran: Report Trump warned of a dark future for NATO if U.S. allies choose not to help the U.S.-Israeli war on Iran, according to the Financial Times.

  Global Energy Crisis Fears Rise As Iran Keeps Stranglehold On Shipping And Hits Dubai Airport Brent crude, the international standard, remained stubbornly over $100 a barrel on Monday.

  President   Donald Trump   scolded a reporter as "very obnoxious" who attempted to ask about sending troops to the Middle East as part of the war with Iran and blasted ABC News as "corrupt" on Sunday.  Trump was asked during a press gaggle aboard  Air Force One  if he could explain why thousands of Marines and sailors are being sent to the region. The president appeared to shush the reporter before responding. "You’re a very obnoxious person," Trump said before quickly moving on to another reporter. 

 

  S&P 500 falls to new low for year on Iran oil crisis, posts third-straight losing week: Live updates

 Well, here’s one that’s MORE ACCURATE with fewer questions: Do you think Climate Change is a hoax? Are you an anti-vaxer? Do you own any Trump merch, like his Super Hero trading cards? Are you proud to wear your red cap? Just send $100 to me, here at Aunty FOX, and I’ll tell you EXACTLY how schmart you are…. I could ask MANY MORE questions, but WHY?

 What does Captain Bonespurs know that he’s not telling us….after first promising No More Wars, and then No Boots on the Ground. Remember…when the Lyin King speaks…. A PROMISE is just a LIE that hasn’t happened yet.

 Seasonal farm labor? Roofer in the hot sun and cold winter? Slaughterhouse employee? You’re in luck, cuz there will be MILLIONS of jobs available! Thanks again, you clueless, gullible MAGA morons, who swallowed his LIES, about arresting the ‘worst of the worst’, lowering the price of ‘groceries’, and ‘no more WARS’.

  “Trump has been now, after the bombing, calling for the Iranian people to rise up to topple the regime, which is the opposite of what he said he would do,” Kimmel pointed out. “He usually only calls for the overthrow of a government when he loses an election.”

  Top US allies are turning toward China instead. Blame Trump. European allies, North Africa and Canada broadly support building closer ties to China — and believe America's role as a global superpower is fading.

 They’re former MAGA morons who woke up and reversed their anal cranial inversions. You oughta try it…. Even Joe Rogan calls Trump's Iran war 'insane.' Wake up, MAGA.  It pains me to say this, but Joe Rogan just offered some of the most concise political analysis I've heard since America and Israel started bombing the snot out of Iran. Podcaster and man-somewhat-responsible-for-why-we’re-in-this-mess  Joe Rogan has looked at President Donald Trump’s war-of-choice with Iran  and declared it “insane” and a betrayal.

 shouldn’t surprise anyone.  Just the morons who swallow his LIES.  He changed the Dept of Defense to the Dept of WAR, and in a subtle, but telling move, redesign the dime. See what’s missing? The olive branches…the symbol of peace. The arrogant asshole has the most powerful military in the world at his command, and he wants EVERYONE to kiss his flabby, white ass.

  High prices, ‘The World Hates Us’, Epstein Files, Lies, Chaos, War: The GOP has no winning message for the midterms.  The party of President Donald Trump has, in one quick year, left chaos in its wake, working hard to protect the wealthy while doing virtually nothing to improve the lives of regular American voters.

  "Hi, it's me,  Donald Trump ," he said,  "You might remember me from such campaign promises as 'lower gas prices' and 'no more wars.' Psych!  We love to make promises, because a promise is just a lie that hasn't happened yet.”

  WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — In the two weeks since the U.S. and Israel launched   strikes on Iran , President   Donald Trump   increasingly has been knocked on his political heels. He's grown more agitated with news coverage and has  failed to find a way  to explain why he started the war — or how he will end it — that resonates with a  public concerned  by American deaths in the conflict,  surging oil prices  and dropping  financial markets . Even  some of his supporters  are questioning his plan and his overall  poll numbers  are declining.“ Leading figures on the right, including Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly, have sharply criticized Trump. Trump, though, has continued to insist that he created the MAGA movement and that it will follow him anywhere, on any issue. That’s exactly WHY the morons are known as the HUTA crowd….

  Hegseth Claims Strait Of Hormuz 'Is Open' And Doesn't 'Worry' About It In a particularly unhinged appearance, the former Fox News host said the strait was open but that Iran kept attacking shipping, and there was no need to worry about it. Same old shit from the Trumpies…just lie your ass off and hope the sheep don’t notice and/or don’t care…. “The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that,” the former  Fox News weekend host told reporters at a Pentagon briefing.   WTF? That’s bizarre…even for the Trumpies…..

 

 

 Well, do any of you idiots wanna BET as to who is gonna look back on this time, next year, and see WHO f’ed up the world, ‘as we knew it’? I’d bet my last dollar, that your boy, Boss Hogg, is gonna be known as the ‘worst of the worst’. Wanna bet, morons?

  Resentment Growing Among Gulf States Paying The Price For Trump’s Iran War: Reuters Regional sources and analysts in the Arabian Gulf  told Reuters  there’s a sense they’re ultimately paying the price for Trump’s Iran war, as airports, hotels, ports, and oil facilities in the area are being hit by Iranian drones in a conflict they didn’t start and weren’t consulted on. "It is not our war. We did not want this conflict, yet we are paying the price in our security and our economy," Ebtesam Al-Ketbi, President of the Emirates Policy Center,  told Reuters .

 Thanks, jackasss, and you morons who elected the LYING, morally bankrupt, arrogant, greedy wannabe dictator, who promised, No More Wars! BUT! Big Oil LOVES the lying piece of crap…..

Pete Hegseth Spent Millions on Steak, Crab Legs and Lobster:  As secretary of defense, Hegseth has publicly emphasized refocusing the department on core defense priorities and military readiness. But the data from Open the Books reveals that the Pentagon’s end‑of‑year spending reflected something quite different. According to the analysis, the Defense Department spent $2 million on Alaskan king crab and $6.9 million on lobster tail in September 2025 alone. The same month also saw $15.1 million spent on rib-eye steak, alongside purchases of salmon and other food items.

  ‘This cannot be sustainable’: The U.S. borrowed $50 billion a week for the past five months, the CBO says. The U.S. Treasury’s borrowing showed no signs of slowing as the U.S. headed deeper into fiscal year 2026, with the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) reporting that another $1 trillion was added to the federal deficit in the first five months of the year. The monthly  budget review from the CBO , updated to February 2026 and released yesterday, showed that the government is estimated to have borrowed $308 billion last month alone.

  Trump Says ‘I Don’t Know About It’ When Asked About Report Finding U.S. Responsible For Strike On Iranian School President Trump continued to feign ignorance when confronted with reports that the U.S. was directly responsible for a military strike that hit an Iranian girls' school in the first days of the war in Iran, killing 175 people, most of them children.  AS IF the world didn’t hate Trump/the US enough BEFORE all the kids were killed…and their gas bills went WAY up! Thanks again, you MAGA morons….

 

  The files also showed that Tova made a mysterious $5,000 cash deposit 10 days before Epstein’s death, which has since been ruled a suicide. In addition, the  Miami Herald  reporter who originally broke the Epstein story that led to his 2008 guilty plea to state-level prostitution, wrote on X, “Adding: there are also a lot of monthly ‘Quick Zelle’ cash payments to this woman’s bank account during this time span.” This content is not available due to your privacy preferences. Update your settings here to see it. The Post  noted that Noel’s bank records from Dec. 2018 showed “seven cash deposits totaling $11,880.”

  Iran war: Trump says he’s not worried about domestic terror attack PUBLISHED WED, MAR 11 2026 1:41 PM EDT UPDATED AN HOUR AGO Dan Mangan @IN/DANMANGANCNBC/ @_DANMANGAN President Donald Trump said he’s not worried about Iran executing a terror attack within the United States in retaliation for the ongoing war by the U.S. and Israel.