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 “ Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz," said Trump, who continues to flail away with his failing policies in his Iran fiasco, while energy prices skyrocket.

 Not that the gullible ignorant sheep give a shit… Melania Trump put the Epstein files on the front burner  You remember the Epstein files, right? They were the subject of all the 'notorious child sex trafficking' headlines President Trump tried to bomb out of existence by starting a war with Iran. Melania Trump , fresh off new polling that shows  she’s America’s least-popular first lady , has come out of nowhere and positioned herself to be President  Donald Trump ’s least-popular wife. With no advance notice or even context, the usually invisible first lady materialized on April 9 and gave a statement at the White House,  distancing herself from the Jeffrey Epstein scandal  that has plagued the Trump administration, and pissing off her chubby hubby.

  Trump declares victory, no matter what, and the Iran war is the latest example The Strait of Hormuz is closed, the price of oil is up 40%, interest rates are rising and the whole world hates him and the US because of his illegal war that sent energy prices soaring, with no end in sight.  And that’s a WIN for the asshole. Same old shit from the jackass as he f*cks things up, with no exit plan, declares victory, and moves on to his next disaster…. This is the world of Trump — pitchman and president, shaper of his story and others', sloganeering his way through his second term. One baseball cap he wears and hawks encapsulates the approach in five words: “TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING.”, although it’s obvious to the vast majority of the US and world, that he is WRONG in nearly everything he touches, ESPECIALLY his poorly thought out attack on Iran. Not that it matters to his MAGA moron base, who blindly follow him through his LIES, trashing our national alliances and his alle...

 

  Powerful alliances have always been a source of the United States’ strength. It is a gut punch to our European allies that have, at America’s urging, closely integrated their defenses with our own. But it is a triumph for Russian President Vladimir Putin, for whom the demise of NATO has been a strategic priority for decades. Some think Trump just wants to punish Europe for not supporting his war of choice with Iran or volunteering to fix the Strait of Hormuz crisis that he created, even though nothing in the NATO alliance commits our allies to such folly. But this move follows a disturbing pattern we’ve seen throughout his presidency. Trump keeps making foreign policy proclamations and decisions that serve Putin’s interests rather than our own. This should be a five-alarm fire for U.S. national security. The Pubs would be SCREAMING, if Biden had done anything close… Russian forces took satellite images of the U.S. air base in Saudi Arabia shortly before an Iranian attack last wee...

  Iran War Live Updates: Trump Says U.S. Will ‘Blockade’ Strait of Hormuz After No Peace Deal Reached Vice President JD Vance said that marathon talks between the United States and Iran had failed to produce a deal to fully reopen the strait and end the war.  Thanks again, you MAGA morons, for inflicting the LYING, morally bankrupt, arrogant, greedy jackass on our former democracy. At least he’s making Big Oil and his pal Putin happy….

  Fox News  programs that fixated on the international business interests of  Hunter Biden , former President Joe Biden’s son, are utterly uninterested in the voluminous  conflicts of interest  between  President Donald Trump  and  his family members  and the Persian Gulf states affected by his strategically disastrous war of choice against Iran. The worst of Hunter’s consulting ‘crimes’ netted him under half a million, while the Trump boys are raking in BILLIONS, but somehow the clowns at FOX have totally IGNORED the obvious graft and corruption. I’m SHOCKED….and who da thunk…. where the mantra of ‘Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD’ is the criteria for every ‘News’ story at Bullshit Mountain.

 Birds chirping, a flicker pecking at the house…and an occasional ‘whooomp’, as another rightwingnut moron removes their head from their ass. Not enough of them yet, BUT, more all the time….as another one realizes, ‘FOX is just a Repub Propaganda Network, and Dotard is a LYING, morally bankrupt, arrogant, greedy asshole. Not enough yet….BUT, more all the time….

  At the Justice Department, nearly half the national security experts have been   fired or reassigned . The department’s national security division has   lost half its lawyers . The same week that the U.S.-Israeli attacks on Iran began,  Patel fired nearly a dozen counterterrorism agents  because they had worked on the investigation  into Trump’s retention of sensitive government documents at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida after leaving office in 2021. These agents were  part of a  global counterespionage unit known as CI-12, an elite cadre of agents that specializes in threats from Iran.  According to one report , their terminations were so abrupt that they had no time to hand off their human sources to colleagues. Can you say ‘Fuck you, Trump?’ I sure can.

  Trump Promises To Pardon Everyone In His Orbit Before Leaving Office: WSJ President Donald Trump has told people around him that he will “pardon everyone who has come within 200 feet of the Oval Office” before his term is up, according to The Wall Street Journal. So good to know…just do any crimes you want, and don’t worry about it…Boss Hogg has your ass… Same old shit from the criminal in charge….

 

  ANALYSIS ‘I’m Fed Up.’ Frustrated With Trump, Starmer Embraces Other Allies. Prime Minister Keir Starmer of Britain is strengthening ties in Europe and the Middle East as the once-special relationship with America sours. ‘I’m fed up with the chaos he causes.’ Well, aren’t we all…maybe even the MAGA morons who inflicted the asshole on us all…. Thanks a bunch, idiots….

  The Trump administration is terminating $1.6 billion in research grants with NOAA, the federal agency that provides weather forecasts, including hurricane warnings, and tracks climate change.   He already closed the headquarters, NCAR, because they were in Colorado….a state he HATES, cuz they didn’t vote for him, and locked up his minion, Tina Peters, who actively tried to steal the election for him. Who needs a stinkin’ accurate weather forecast, anyway….when that money could be spent on more BOMBS?

  All regional offices of the US Forest Service, which manages 78m hectares (193m acres) of land – roughly the size of  Texas  – are set to close as part of an overhaul launched by the Trump administration. The service has already shed hundreds of staff members since Trump returned to power last year. The decision to dismantle the US Forest Service will go down as one of the many massive blunders of this presidency. They are set to close all 10 regions offices and over 50 research labs. This agency manages 193 million acres of national forests, protects ecosystems, manages wildfires, conducts research, and more. This represents yet another step toward the destruction of our environment and shows a complete disregard for our future wellbeing.

  Trump Admin Struggles To Spin Inflation Numbers As Iran War Impacts Start To Hit Data released by the Labor Department Friday  shows  consumer prices in March were 3.3% higher than the year prior and up 0.9% from February, the largest monthly increase in four years. And it’s only going to continue to rise, as higher gas prices work their way through the system.

 18 minutes ago Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibaf announced the holdup in a statement on X, following conflicting reports on whether an Iranian delegation would be attending Saturday’s talks in Pakistan. “Two of the measures mutually agreed upon between the parties have yet to be implemented: a ceasefire in Lebanon and the release of Iran’s blocked assets prior to the commencement of negotiations,” he said. “These two matters must be fulfilled before negotiations begin.” Great, all we need is Dotard’s fellow war criminal, Netanyahu, to stop killing civilians. Good luck on that….

 With his dumbass tariffs and stooopid illegal war. We were looking at low gas prices, an awakening real estate market with interest rate cuts, good job/hiring prospects and general optimism throughout the economy. Then we got TARIFFS, followed by a war that took oil to $100/barrel, (for his Big Oil buddies) and the world cutting the US out of current and future trade deals. Thanks a bunch, you MAGA morons… Who da thunk you couldn’t trust the LYING, morally bankrupt, arrogant, greedy, wannabe dictator?

 

 

 

 

 The Bible, a list of the Ten Commandments, and a picture of the jackass who broke every one of them.

  They tried to appease Mr. Trump with praise and pomp, hoping to steer him in a more productive direction. But more than a year into Mr. Trump’s return to the White House, the Europeans, and much of the world, have concluded that no amount of bowing or scraping will win more than fleeting approval from him. The barrage of tariffs that opened the second Trump administration, aimed indiscriminately at friend and foe; the brazen demands that Denmark cede Greenland to the United States, and now the absence of any consultation with European allies before joining Israel in an attack on Iran that has affected the entire world, have erased any illusion among most Europeans that Mr. Trump is anything but an unpredictable, vindictive and uncontrollable danger.

 And then, the asshole started an illegal war, benefiting Netanyahu and his Big Oil Billionaire buddies. BUT! If I gotta explain, you wouldn’t understand, cuz your head is deeply and firmly implanted. Never mind…

  Greene, who previously supported the president through his fraud conviction and impeachment, urged the American people to no longer support Trump.   She told Jones, “The American people have to open their eyes and deal with reality and deal with truth and the truth is, look, you may have supported President Trump for 10 years, like I did, and like you have, but this is not the same man. This is not the same man that we supported.”

 

 Why is American oil more expensive than European oil, when our oil supply isn’t affected?

 Ya think the guilty jerks have something to hide? HA! Pam Bondi won't testify over Epstein files after being fired, DOJ says The GOP-led House Oversight Committee said it will reach out to Bondi's personal legal representation about scheduling a deposition.

  Let's be honest. America can't continue with this kind of 'Look at me, I'm a crazy former reality show star, tune in to see what I'll do next?!?' insanity. MAGA recoils. Civilization-killing threats even shocking for Trump |Opinion 'A whole civilization will die tonight,' Trump said. Those are the words of a tyrant. The words of a madman promising genocide. The words of a sick human being unworthy of the position he holds.

  How Trump Took the U.S. to War With Iran In a series of Situation Room meetings, President Trump weighed his instincts against the deep concerns of his vice president and a pessimistic intelligence assessment. Here’s the inside story of how he made the fateful decision, that cost the US BIILIONS and set the world against us. And, BTW, screw you MAGA morons, AGAIN!

  Iran Says Ceasefire Has Already Been 'Violated' By U.S. And Israel The speaker of Iran's Parliament said Wednesday that the U.S. and Israel have already "violated" the two-week ceasefire agreement that was reached Tuesday.

  Pam Bondi Backs Out Of Deposition On Jeffrey Epstein The DOJ claims the former U.S. attorney general can just ignore a House committee’s subpoena because she’s not in the job anymore.

  LONDON, April 8 (Reuters) - Investors placed an approximately $950 million bet on oil prices falling just hours before the U.S. and Iran announced a ceasefire, the latest large wager on the direction of the world’s most traded commodity ahead of a major policy announcement by President   Donald Trump .

  Israel Strikes Central Beirut Without Warning, Hours After Iran War Ceasefire Announced

  Democrats just had one of their best election nights since President Donald Trump returned to the White House. Again. In Wisconsin’s Supreme Court election, the Democratic-backed candidate sailed to a nearly 20-point landslide victory Tuesday in a battleground Trump carried less than two years ago. Meanwhile, a Georgia Democrat slashed Trump’s margin of victory by two thirds in the state’s reddest district despite losing the election — the most significant overperformance the party has seen across all  seven House   special elections  so far this cycle. You ain’t seen nuthin yet, as November will be a chance to ‘grade’ Dotard on his performance.

 

  Top Trump Officials Privately Warned Him About Netanyahu 'Bulls**t' Before War A report published Tuesday details about President Donald Trump's decision to start a war with Iran, including an inside look at Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's pitch to the president for military action. The Times explains how U.S. officials told Trump elements of Netanyahu's plan for war were "farcical” (in the words of CIA Director John Ratcliffe) or "bullshit" (Marco Rubio) and notes Gen. Dan Caine, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, outlined concerns about a war with Iran that Trump largely ignored.

  Soon after massive honeybee deaths, Trump moves to close the nation's premier bee lab When beekeepers saw widespread honeybee die-offs last year, researchers at the USDA Beltsville Agricultural Research Center stepped in to help. The Trump administration now plans to close the facility, sparking concern among beekeepers and scientists. And…there’s this. AI Overview As of April 2026, the CDC has paused diagnostic testing for rabies and other diseases, with critics attributing this to staff shortages and funding issues under the Trump-RFK Jr. administration . While officials cite a "routine review", the rabies team is reportedly down to one person, affecting support for state laboratories.   Are you shittin me? This, as the asshole spends BILLIONS every day, on bombs and bullets…. You MAGA morons must be SOOO proud….

  “ Vance says he wants to help Orbán in Hungarian dictator’s bid to retain control  “ Orbán, who is seeking his fifth term, faces criticism over the decline of democracy in the country as he and his allies have destroyed checks and balances and taken control of the country's media. Excerpt From Hannah Demissie ABC News

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  Trump's War Crimes Threat Triggers MAGA Mutiny: 'This Is Not What We Voted For!' “How do we 25th Amendment his ass?” asked one former Trump ally. “Trump literally sounds like an unhinged super villain from a  Marvel  comic movie,”  he wrote . “This IS NOT WHAT WE VOTED FOR!!!

  21 minutes ago Paige Lavender New Details On Netanyahu's Pitch, Trump's Decision On Iran Revealed In New York Times Report In a report published Tuesday, the  New York Times outlines  new details about President Donald Trump's decision to start a war with Iran, including an inside look at Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's pitch to the president for military action. The Times explains how U.S. officials told Trump elements of Netanyahu's plan for war were "farcical" or "bullshit," and notes Gen. Dan Caine, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, outlined concerns about a war with Iran that Trump largely ignored. What a team…

 I guess we’re gonna find out just how good those hackers are….after Dotard slashed the funding for our anti hacking defense… We’ll see how much the MAGA  morons like ‘their boy’, when they’re sitting in the dark, after the run on grocery stores and gas stations. AI Overview Recent reports confirm that Iranian-linked hackers have successfully infiltrated several American utilities and critical infrastructure networks, primarily targeting water systems and energy facilities . These actions are part of a broader surge in cyberattacks following the outbreak of conflict in February 2026.  

 Just remember, the economy, US and world, was just beginning to recover from the asshole’s Big Beautiful Tariffs, that roiled the markets about a year ago. BUT, with another world class war criminal, Netanyahu, whispering in his ear, and the need to distract from the Epstein Files, the jackass is playing with WWIII, and fulfilling his promise to Big Oil. OMG, who da thunk…. Anyone familiar with the psychopath in the White House….thats who….

 But now he’s trying the same bullshit on Iran, and they’re saying, “Fuck you, Trump.” Sooo, we’ll see what happens. Will it be TACO man, again, or will the psychopath plunge the world into a crisis with unforeseeable consequences? The fact that this psycho asshole can screw up THE ENTIRE WORLD is just unbelievable, until you realize the power of the gullible, ignorant morons who put the jackass in power. They should be SO proud….

  Texas Weighs Adding Bible Stories to School Reading Lists Yup, young Texans are gonna learn that the earth was ‘created’ in six days, and stocked with animals, that were saved when some old fart built a boat big enough to hold two of ALL of them, PLUS FOOD, for forty days, before returning to a flooded earth that would have been barren, for months or years… And you thought Texans/Repubs were stooopid before…. It explains a LOT though….when you see what these morons believe….of course they’ll swallow the crap from a LYING, morally bankrupt, arrogant, greedy, wannabe dictator…who claims ‘I’m one of you’, as he kills thousands through wars and funding cuts…and makes the whole world HATE THE US. Screw the jackass and the MAGA morons who made his reign of error possible….

  Conservative pundit   Tucker Carlson tore into Donald Trump   on Monday night, calling an Easter Sunday social media post from the U.S. president “vile on every level” and accusing him of threatening to commit a war crime. “How dare you speak that way on Easter morning to the country?” Carlson said in a monologue on his podcast. “Who do you think you are? You’re tweeting out the f-word on Easter morning.” Hey, Tucker, the f-word is REALLY low on the list of crap this asshole is done…but thanks for noticing. Ex-Trump ally Marjorie Taylor Greene joins calls for the 25th amendment as Iran deadline nears President Donald Trump has threatened that 'a whole civilization will die tonight' “Sickeningly evil. Donald Trump must be impeached. When will it be enough for my Republican colleagues to grow spines and remove him from office?" she wrote in a Tuesday  post  on X. Joe Rogan Says President Trump Started Iran War to Distract From Epstein Files: ...