FamGuyToday by Aunty Fox

  REPRESENTATIVES Chip Roy raises alarms about George Soros' purchase of radio giant Audacy Roy says he is concerned about Soros' influence over local radio stations I write today regarding Soros Fund Management’s acquisition of over $400 million in debt held by Audacy — the second-largest broadcast radio station owner in the country.  Hey dickwad, ya wanna guess who the LARGEST, by far, radio station owner is? If it weren’t for HYPOCRITES, the Pubs would have NO members….

 

 The ‘real news’ informs us about the charges, the facts and the testimony of witnesses. Bullshit Mountain ignores everything that makes their boy look guilty. Won’t go into details, but it’s the same old shit, as FOX concentrates on the peripherals of the trial, and some old Biden charges, And the sheep remain uninformed and misinformed. Nothing new here….

 The REAL news reports on David Pecker’s testimony and the opening statements of both sides. FOXLies leads with some story about Biden breaking some minor law, sometime, somewhere. Same old bullshit, from the same old bullshitters, shoveling shit to the same gullible, ignorance sheep. Laughable, if not so sad….

 Boss Hogg and his lawyer Cohen conspired with David Pecker, owner/publisher of The National Enquirer, (where a YUUUGE number of Dotard’s voters get their news, along with the crap from Bullshit Mountain), to only print articles that were favorable to the Orange Clown or unfavorable to his opponents. Part of the strategy was ‘catch and kill’, where Pecker would buy exclusive access to a story, as in when Boss Hogg was boinking some broads while Melania was with their newborn, get them to sign an exclusivity contract, and then never publish. Now, the Lyin King, and his Army of Lawyers is denying the whole thing, and calling EVERYONE ELSE, the liars, while all the recordings and signed checks and witnesses  ‘under oath’ tell the real story. Nothing new here, but no big deal, cuz we ALL know he’s a LYING, morally bankrupt piece of shit, but only some of us care.

 It’s been a really tough week for MPJ. Nuggets' Michael Porter Jr. finds the court is his refuge from his brothers' troubles His older brother, also an excellent NBA player, was banned for life, for gambling infractions. In this same week, his younger bro, a student at Denver University, was sentenced to six years in prison for a fatal automobile accident, when he was ‘driving drunk’. Wow, what a week…. It wasn’t easy, he said, to  keep his focus from  drifting toward his younger brother, Jontay, who was banned by the NBA in a gambling probe last week. Or his other brother, Coban, who was sentenced Friday to six years in prison for a fatal drunken driving crash.

 Here’s some advice, you LYING, morally bankrupt, criminal. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time! Sage advice, for assholes like you, who ALWAYS hate to face the music when they get caught. Tough shit, jerk, and remember, this is just the first of MANY. I’m looking forward to your trials on trying to overturn an election, Inciting an Insurrection and especially stealing Top Secret documents, ignoring subpoenas and LYING about it, like ALWAYS. You’ll look great in prison orange, you Orange Clown. I can hardly wait….

 with their lead headline today, online, in their misguided attempt to prop up Boss Hogg, using RELIGION against old Joe, a lifelong outspoken Christian, vs the AntiChrist that they support.  Yup, they like the LYING, morally bankrupt Pussy Grabber, cuz he has an (R) after his name, and they even found some obscure bishop, who supports denying a woman’s right to her own body, to quote in their attention grabbing headline, for their moronic minions. What a bunch of assholes… Biden 'doesn't understand the Catholic faith,' bishop says: 'I'm not angry at him, he's just stupid'

 unlike many of the morons who swallow the crap from FOX and Boss Hogg. Trump fans like Mike Crispi, a right-wing podcaster from New Jersey,   boasted in a March 26 social media post   that he had "liquidated my entire portfolio" to buy Truth Social stock and mocked anyone who didn't with "Stay poor, liberals." The stock hit its  all-time high of $79.38  that day, as the company went public, but has plummeted to less than half of that,  closing Thursday at $33.19 per share . Crispi bet it all on Truth Social, and more than half of it is gone. Yup, his minions invested millions, cuz they are as clueless in their financial decisions as in their political beliefs. Just goes to prove the old maxim about ‘a fool and his money’.💰 

  As a kid, Donald Trump was “a brat,” according to his sister Judge Maryanne Trump Barry. He pelted rocks at other toddlers and was sent to a military academy for being disobedient. Ever since, he has listened to no one about anything. Until now. A big theme of the first week of his criminal trial is that Trump had to sit in a dingy New York courtroom he despises and listen as prospective jurors (who were not selected) trashed him. On Thursday he was called a “racist, sexist narcissist,” “unchristian,” “evil” and more. On Friday he heard a social media post from a few years ago describing his “egomaniac, sociopathic incompetence,” with one of his many critics concluding, “I do believe that he was the devil.” He was trapped, unable to use the remote to change the channel to Fox News. This was followed by lawyers arguing about which of his many lies and rebukes from judges and juries in earlier cases are admissible.  At one point, he stood up, as if to leave. He was sorely mistaken. “Si

 Have you ever wondered WHY? In an area that actually KNOWS The Donald, and all the underhanded, dirty, sleazy crap he’s pulled in his lifetime, less than one in eight would vote for him. Hmmmm. I wonder why? But, the yokels in the flyover states are hardcore Trump fans, cuz all they know about him is what they see and hear from Bullshit Mountain, where their ONLY criteria for reporting the ‘news’, is: Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD, and FOXNews is the OFFICIAL ’News’ of the land.  Soooo, they, unlike the New Yorkers who actually KNOW the asshole, are Big Fans. Same old shit from FOX, who shovels the shit to the sheep, who then THINK they are informed, while in reality they are like mushrooms. Kept in the dark, and fed bullshit, by the master gardeners of Bullshit Mountain. Did the $787 million fine for ‘Knowingly broadcasting LIES about a ‘Stolen Election’, slow down the clowns like Sean and Tucker? Not at all…. Nothin new here…

  Donald Trump Confuses Jimmy Kimmel For Al Pacino In Weird Rant Just Google it, if you are curious about just how f**cked up the Orange Clown can be, when he’s tweeting from the the toilet, late at night. And the MAGA hatted morons think this clown should be President? OMG!