Aunty (anti) FOX

   “It’s been amazing what we’ve done,” Trump told reporters on Friday. “The strait is totally shut down. It’s flawless. It’s totally 100% shut down now.” Yup, the price of oil, fertilizers and many other goods up over 40%, and the world hates even more than when the asshole set his Tarriffs, which rocked the world economy and wrecked trade partnerships. The only thing that jerk is ‘winning’ is the midterms…for the Dems, sooo, thanks a lot, jackass.

 Dotard has turned FEMA into a political game, withholding help from everyone, especially those who were smart enough to not vote for him…..setting a terrible precedent for future presidents, like SOOO much he does. Kinda funny though. In Colorado the jackass has continually hurt the minority of voters who were stooopid enough to vote for the NYC grifter, as disasters happened in Republican districts. Too bad…idiots.

  Fox’s Brit Hume Says if Midterms Were Held Today, Republicans Would Lose Big: ‘The House Would Be Obviously Gone, and Probably the Senate’ Wow, finally some GOOD news, after the asshole in the White House hijacked our country…. And this is BEFORE gas keeps going up, and the effects ripple through the economy.

 Well, the asshole(R) is FINALLY off the air, after peddling bogus ‘supplements’ to his double digit IQ audience(R), for years. GOOD RIDDANCE! The End Of Infowars Alex Jones used one of his final days on Infowars to target the Sandy Hook families. Infowars, the far-right conspiracy theory network that profited from lies, died Friday after losing its battle against the truth. It was 27. The death comes nearly four years after disinformation merchant Alex Jones, founder of Infowars, was  court-ordered to pay  roughly $1 billion to several families whose loved ones were killed in the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary shooting in Newtown, Connecticut, after lying that they were “crisis actors” and that the shooting — which left 20 children and six adults dead — was “staged.”

 

  “ The 60-day window  The Iran war began Feb. 28. Mr. Trump formally informed congressional leaders of the hostilities in a March 2 letter, starting the 60-day clock that expires Friday. ” Laws?  Those are for other people….NOT Trump and the Republicans….. Washington — President Trump is facing a key deadline in the war with Iran Friday under a decades-old law that limits the use of force without authorization from Congress. That deadline is TODAY. The War Powers Resolution of 1973 lays out a timeline for when lawmakers must be notified of hostilities and when a president is required to withdraw American forces from a conflict in the absence of congressional authorization. “Ya think the prez is gonna OBEY the LAW?” HA! Of course not….

  THE OPEN FORUM   PREVIOUS IMAGE Image NEXT IMAGE President can dish it out mean, but he can’t take it Re: “Trump angry at Kimmel: FCC orders review of ABC’s licenses,” April 29 news story President Trump’s hysterical reaction to a joke is typical of the thin-skinned bully type he is. Let’s look at the situation: Late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel told a joke, big deal. Trump savagely lashed out at former FBI director Robert Mueller after his death, saying he was glad that Mueller was dead, among other horrible things. Trump is a hateful, vicious person who deliberately incited violence against Congress in his evil attempt to overthrow a legal election. Trump, not Kimmel, needs to be fired. — Thomas Holzfaster, Lakewood ‘Ridiculous’ to define 86 as assassination code Re: “Online post: DOJ again indicts Comey,” April 29 news story Years ago, when I was a busboy and waiter, we used the term “86” or “86 it” to mean throw it away, referring to leftover food and, more generall...

 “ An extended fight over a provision allowing for the year-round sale of an ethanol blend known as E15 nearly derailed the bill.  The Trump administration and lawmakers representing districts that produce corn and other crops, which are used to make ethanol, have cast the move as a way to ease pain at the pump.” Soooo, instead of 10% ethanol, it’s now 15%, to keep the tractors rolling and voters Republican…..as Trump increases farm subsidies, to counteract the damage he’s done with high prices and low demand for the farmers(R). Sickening, as precious water is wasted, and time and money WASTED to grow corn, turned into ethanol that we don’t need, instead of growing crops that the world DOES need. Same old Republican bullshit!

  The FBI and Secret Service confirmed they are investigating after the owner of a Wisconsin brewery advertised a free beer promotion upon the death of President  Donald Trump  just after a man was apprehended for allegedly attempting to assassinate the 47th president. "We only give comments to legitimate news organizations, not state propaganda agencies," Bangstad told Fox News Digital after a request for comment. "However, maybe one of our customers might want to respond to your question." It’s gonna be a Celebration of Life party like no other! Where can I get me some Minocqua Brewing Company BEER! Never mind, they’re gonna be Sold Out for the foreseeable future….

  FBI, Secret Service probe Wisconsin brewery owner over free beer offer after alleged Trump killing attempt Minocqua Brewing Company advertised the promotion on Facebook moments after Cole Allen allegedly tried to assassinate President Donald Trump Well, we almost got  #freebeerday . Either a brother or sister in the Resistance needs to work on their marksmanship or he faked another assassination to get a positive news cycle," the post said. "We’ll never know. Regardless, we stand at the ready to pour free beer the day it happens." The post encouraged supporters to purchase T-shirts that say, "I wish it was free beer day at Minocqua Brewing Company."  We can only wish, and hope and pray….

 

 

 

 

  Trump targeting Kimmel and ABC is just a distraction tactic  The president signed his social media post, calling for Kimmel to be fired, with his customary, 'Thank you for your attention to this matter!' That's a tell for Trump. This, while prosecuting a lifelong Republican for photographing some seashells and foisting his big, beautiful ballroom on the taxpayers. The asshole is in over his head, screwing up in outrageous fashion, even for him….sooo nothing is off the table. Throw everything against the wall and see what sticks. Same old shit, from the incompetent piece of crap, who’s screwing up the world, playing it by gut feeling…without a clue about how it’s gonna end….

  Voting Rights Ruling Could Fuel Era of Endless Redistricting Wars The expected flood of new congressional maps is likely to produce fewer competitive districts, fewer ways for voters to hold elected officials accountable and more polarized politics. Same old shit, from Boss Hogg, who endangers our democracy, to remain in power.

  WASHINGTON – The Senate inched forward Thursday with its plans to confirm U.S. attorney nominees who have no prosecutorial experience and who have fueled lies about the 2020 presidential election being stolen from Donald Trump, raising concerns that they’ve been tapped for these jobs to go after Trump’s political enemies. Agree that Trump WON in 2020, and be promoted in his administration…. Disagree and be FIRED!

  Oil prices surged to four-year highs , with Brent crude exceeding \(\$126\) a barrel, driven by escalating tensions between the U.S. and Iran and concerns over persistent supply disruptions. The market reacted to reports of potential U.S. military action against Iran and the continued closure of the key Strait of Hormuz waterway, pushing global energy prices sharply higher, with no end in sight. It seems unbelievable that one asshole, like Dotard, the LYING, morally bankrupt, arrogant, greedy wannabe dictator could do SO much damage to SO many people….thanks to the gullible idiots who support the incompetent jackass. Nothing new here…but OMG!

  New York Icon Explains Exactly What Trump's Hometown Really Thinks Of Him Author Fran Lebowitz didn't hold back when asked about the president's connection to the city. Lebowitz told host Amanda Hooton that Trump, who was born in New York and spent much of his life as a city resident, has never won the city in any of his three presidential runs, getting less than twenty percent of the vote. Cuz they KNOW, and HATE the sleazy, greedy grifter. But Nebraska farmers love him, cuz ‘he’s one of us’, and they swallow the shit from FOX, as if it was a legitimate news outlet, rather than the propaganda arm of the Republican Party. Lebowitz has never minced words when it comes to Trump.  “Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid,”  she told The Guardian  in 2018. “You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.”

 BUT, this incompetent clown crew, in a typical move, used the AUSTRALIAN FLAG! Same old shit from these morons….

 The jerks re-indicted James Comey after he posted a picture of seashells arranged as 8647. The morons claim it calls for violence against the president. OMG! Outrageous, even for the jackass in charge. BUT, iI gotta explain, you MAGA morons wouldn’t give a shit….

 Boss Hogg will f*ck around, use up a yuuuge part of our country’s expensive arsenal, cost hundreds of billions, probably in the TRILLIONS of total world dollars, cost thousands of lives, wreck untold businesses and families….for what? So Netanyahu got the deal HE wanted, by bringing in our dipshit leader to do his dirty work. Same old shit from the incompetent asshole in the White House, as he treats the presidency like a royal throne and the US Treasury like his own personal piggy bank. Screw him and the morons who support his bullshit.

  President   Donald Trump 's approval rating has plummeted to the lowest level of his current term for reasons including his handling of   the nation's cost of living   and an unpopular   ongoing war with Iran , according to a recent poll. Just 34% of Americans approve of the job Trump is doing, a  Reuters/Ipsos four-day poll released April 28 found. I claiming 34% of the people in the US get their ‘news’ from Republican Propaganda sources, like FOX, and NO MATTER WHAT the asshole says and does these morons are gonna support the jackass, as he screws up the world economy and alienates MOST of the world against us, including our FORMER allies, cuz they’ll never hear the truth about what’s happening. Nothing new here, but WTF is wrong with you people?  Oh yeah…FOX and Friends….

 And, among MANY other instances… He  made light of  a hammer attack on Nancy Pelosi’s husband that left him with a fractured skull and other serious injuries. He mused about “ Second Amendment people ” blocking Hillary Clinton from appointing judges. He reposted video of a supporter saying, “ The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat .” He reposted a message from a supporter warning about people  rising up to “physically fight” for Trump . BUT, when Kimmel makes a joke about Dotard, who’s nearly eighty and his thirty year younger wife who, ‘Glows, like an expectant widow’, he and the rightwingnuts go apeshit. Screw him and MAGA morons who support his bullshit.

  GLOBAL ECONOMY   U.S. started war; rest of world feeling the effects LONDON>> The fallout from two months of war in Iran is shuttering textile mills in India and Bangladesh, grounding airplanes in Ireland, Poland and Germany, and prompting energy rationing in Vietnam, South Korea and Thailand. The only country, it seems, that has been relatively spared from the economic chaos is the one that started the war: the United States. The good news: REPUBLICANS BRACE FOR BRUTAL MIDTERMS AS TRUMPS POPULARITY SLIPS Republicans Brace for Brutal Midterms as Trump’s Popularity Slips

That $1,000,000,000 Big Oil payoff to Boss Hogg was their best investment EVER! WASHINGTON (AP) — The Trump administration announced two more payouts Monday for energy companies to walk away from U.S. offshore wind projects under development. Bluepoint Wind and Golden State Wind have agreed to end their offshore wind leases in exchange for reimbursements totaling nearly $900 million. Both companies have decided not to pursue any new offshore wind projects in the United States, the Interior Department announced Monday. DAMN! We gotta get better ASSASSINS!

 The world economy was just beginning to adjust to the asshole’s tariffs, which have HURT the US and entire world in sooo many ways, as America is cut out of soo many trade partnerships, while our reputation is in the toilet, cuz of the jackass. Germany's Merz Says Iran Is Humiliating U.S. As Talks Stall "An entire nation is being humiliated by the Iranian leadership,” German Chancellor Friedrich Merz said in an unusually abrupt rebuke. And when Iran and the US have conflicting statements, most know that Trump is nothing more than a LYING piece of sh*t….

 AS IF the cold, gold digger beeyotch hasn’t shown open disdain for the asshole, soooo many times. The president and first lady objected to remarks Kimmel made on his show Thursday. In a segment parodying the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner, the late-night comedian said of the first lady: “You have a glow like an expectant widow.” See it all here, and laugh your ass off, like soo many of us. https://share.google/3WX0nrkO8HwO5yARz

  Trump Seeks to Abolish Iran’s Atomic Stockpile, a Problem He Helped Create President Trump withdrew from the Obama-era nuclear accord in 2018, saying it was the worst deal ever. But Iran responded with an enrichment spree that haunts the negotiations to this day. Screw the jackass and the morons that support him….

  How the Trump Administration Ended Independent Science at the E.P.A. The agency’s prestigious research office spent decades doing scientific work insulated from political pressure. Now it’s being dismantled. For more than a half-century, a prestigious scientific arm of the federal government did groundbreaking research aimed at saving American lives. It studied fertility, asthma, wildfires, drinking water, climate change and myriad other health threats. More than 1,500 biologists, chemists and other experts at the Environmental Protection Agency’s Office of Research and Development who have been laid off, reassigned or pressured to retire. Today, only 124 researchers remain, and this month they must decide whether to remain employed they will abandon their work and move to different parts of the agency, or the country. In just one year, it has been almost completely dismantled, as Trump has sold out to Big Oil and Big Money, in general. He’s appointed foxes to guard the henhouses...

 Remember January 6th, and all the LIES and pardons afterward? And then there’s the spineless jellyfish of the Republican Congress who will say and do ANYTHING to keep their lips on his ass and their hands in the cookie jar. Soooo, don’t act like getting rid if the incompetent jerks in Congress and Dems getting control is a done deal. Just look at the unrepentant criminal we’re dealing with…and be prepared for dealing with a cornered, wild animal, who’ll stop at NOTHING to insure its own survival…. Trump could have some very, very dirty tricks up his sleeve.  Let us not forget that he tried to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. He continues to thunder about imposing new restrictions on voting by mail and taking other measures that are obviously intended to suppress the Democratic vote total. And he has shown a willingness to exert executive authority where predecessors didn’t and to explode norms that forebears obeyed. We have no clue and can’t make any as...

 The funny part? The area around Meeker is one of the FEW parts of Colorado where Dotard has (had?) strong support…. According to an analysis by Politico, Trump’s administration has denied 77% of disaster funding requests when the request comes from a state with a Democratic governor and two Democratic senators. When the request comes from a state with a Republican governor and two Republican Senators, Trump’s administration only denied 11% of requests. Same old shit from the criminals who hold the government purse strings and demand total subservience. Sickening, but soooo Trumpian, as he steals our democracy, one step at a time….

 As his incompetence pushes the price of oil ever higher…. Trump Administration to Pay $1 Billion to Energy Giant to Cancel Wind Farms In exchange, the French company TotalEnergies would invest in oil and natural gas projects in Texas and elsewhere. You can’t make this shit up! Thanks again, you MAGA morons….

 Then I found out Phelan had only been in office 13 months, AND, he had ZERO military experience. NO SHIT! His major qualifications? He was a YUUGE Trump campaign contributor! You can’t make this shit up! Just when you think the incompetence can’t possibly get any worse…Captain Bonespurs never disappoints… Thanks again, you MAGA morons….

 When the government of Iran says one thing about the war, and possible peace talks….and the Lyin King says something else…. I believe IRAN!  Cuz they are much more trustworthy, than the lying piece of shit in the White House. Show me where I’m wrong, you gullible MAGA morons….

  The Atlantic’s Sarah Fitzpatrick said she has been “inundated” with new sources since publishing her   bombshell report   on   FBI   Director  Kash Patel , which accused him of “excessive drinking and unexplained absences.” “I think one of the things that has been most gratifying after, immediately after the story published, was I have been inundated by additional sourcing going up to the highest levels of the government, thanking us for doing the work, providing additional corroborating information,” the writer said on the “ Radio Atlantic ” podcast Wednesday.

 

 

 To the rest of the world he is a UNITER, uniting them against the incompetent LIAR, finding strength and new partnerships among themselves, WITHOUT the increasingly erratic and unreliable United States, under Trump’s incompetent leadership. Then, last week, Europe acted. After  25 years  of stalled negotiations, European Union countries approved a  sweeping trade agreement  with Brazil, Argentina, Paraguay and Uruguay. If ratified, it will create one of the world’s largest free trade zones by population — more than 700 million people. Nor is the outreach to Latin America an isolated move. In recent weeks, Brussels and Beijing  have signaled  that they have resolved a fresh set of trade frictions that had threatened to turn into a broader confrontation over electric vehicles, subsidies and market access. Europe remains wary of China’s industrial policies and political system, but the E.U. now views China as a necessary partner, replacing the United Sta...

 This…as we approach the midterms…. Even worse than Trump: Disapproval for Republican-led Congress reaches 86% Americans’ approval of Congress has fallen to 10%, barely above its all-time low of 9%, while disapproval has climbed to 86%, tying the record high for the institution.