FamGuyToday by Aunty Fox

 Well, gas prices were low with Dotard cuz there was a worldwide COVID epidemic and there wasn’t a huge demand for gas, AND, oil prices are worldwide, NOT controlled by old Joe. Won’t even get into how the jerk’s policies (just ignore it, it’ll be gone soon, swallow bleach, take horse dewormer, etc), killed hundreds of thousands… What really pisses me off, though, is the vote from the gullible, ignorant rightwingnut counts the same as MINE, who actually pays attention to facts and real news. Same old shit, but doesn’t seem fair that the uninformed, misinformed sheep, who swallow the crap from Boss Hogg, count the same as voters who’s votes rely on facts.

 But don’t tell that to his crowd, who thinks the Jan 6 mob, who invaded the Capitol and injured over 140 police officers, based on LIES (according to over 60 courts), told by a morally banker LOSER. And, the morons forget that Der Trumpkof is the one who started the YUUUGE government $ giveaway that gave us the inflation that Biden is blamed for, although the US leads the world in taming it. FACTS, that the Bullshit Mountain sheep will never hear….

 We know these rubes are stooopid, but c’mon, is their no limit to their gullibility? Donald Trump is presenting himself as the Man on the Cross, tortured for our sins. “I consider it a great badge of courage,” he tells crowds. “I am being indicted for you.” Instead of Christ-like redemption, he promises Lucifer-like retribution if resurrected. In January, he put up a video on Truth Social about how he is a messenger from God, “a shepherd to mankind.” Trump is, as the nuns who taught me used to say, “a bold, brazen piece.” He is a miserable human who cheated on his wives, cheats at golf, cheats at politics, incites violence, targets judges and their families and  looked on , pleased, as thugs threatened to hang his actually pious vice president. Yet, more and more, Trump is wallowing in his Messiah complex, and his moronic minions are swallowing his act. If I gotta explain, you wouldn’t understand, and please, STAY AWAY from me….

 

  Trump said, about Biden not attending the funeral of a NYC police officer. "I think he's making a mistake, but I think politically… his base won't let him support the police and I support the police. I would say at the highest level of any president by far, maybe double or triple, and they knew that.” Oh really? How about the 144 police officers who were injured, protecting the Capitol from your bloody, Insurrectionist mob, who attacked because of your LIES? And the gullible ignorant FOXSheep just swallow the shit from him?

  Donald Trump's lawyer in Georgia: election lies are protected speech Trump’s lawyer argued Thursday  the former president can’t be  prosecuted in Georgia  for trying to steal the 2020 election because his  alleged conduct  was political speech that must be protected under the First Amendment − even though that speech that was filled with lies. Oh really? Just ask the FOX crew about their LIES to the sheep, and their $786 million fine… “It’s not just that he lied over and over and over again,” said prosecutor Donald Wakeford. “It’s that each of those was employed as part of criminal activity with criminal intentions.” But the sheep don’t give a shit about LYING, cuz it’s what they hear from FOX and Dotard, EVERY DAY!

 

 

 

  Responses to Trump’s social media announcement called the endorsement “ sacrilege ,” “ heresy ” and “ borderline offensive ” and  cite lessons  directly from the Bible that suggest taking advantage of people’s faith for money should be condemned. “It is a bankrupt Christianity that sees a demagogue co-opting our faith and even our holy scriptures for the sake of his own pursuit of power and praise him for it rather than insist that we refuse to allow our sacred faith and scriptures to become a mouthpiece for an empire,” said  Rev. Benjamin Cremer  on X. Jason Cornwall,  a pastor from South Carolina , said on X that Trump’s Bible endorsement was a violation of one of the Ten Commandments of the Hebrew Testament that forbids taking God’s name in vain. However, the criticism doesn’t end with whether or not Trump’s endorsement is un-Christian or not. In fact, it’s just the beginning, as Christians and non-Christians alike are repulsed by the president’s actions.

  https://www.cbs.com/shows/video/fVnvIhEmeF2mLuZLG4DhOAUdk04Q4Zhm/

 Yup, the lying piece of crap tells us how the Bible is his favorite book, and he has a lot of them, that he reads all the time. Maybe there was more, but I was laughing/gagging so hard I didn’t hear it.  OMG! Can this clown go any lower? Probably not, but the morons who support him don’t give a shit, in their phony, bullshit world, provided by their alternative news source, Bullshit Mountain, where if it don’t fit into Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD, the sheep ain’t gonna hear it. But they don’t care…..

 

  Wondering About Trump’s Sources Of Income? Don’t Expect To See His Post-Presidency Tax Returns Soon. Democrats successfully fought to get Trump’s tax returns public when he was president. That won’t happen now he’s running again. Former President Donald Trump, facing mounting legal bills, has lately taken to hawking various items other presidential candidates would have turned their noses up at, like  sneakers  and  country music-themed Bibles . But at a time when Trump appears cash-strapped, which he denies, the most recent hard data on how he supports himself goes back to 2020, his last year in the White House. Democrats, after a lengthy court battle, received his tax returns, (but we’re not allowed to publish, or comment upon), and found the IRS had not been auditing them as required, as per orders from the White House.

  Sean Hannity   ranted about what President   Joe Biden   wants to snatch from viewers’ homes with a bonkers claim on Wednesday. “They reject the overbearing Green New Deal regulations,” Hannity said of Americans, “You know, you gotta get an electric vehicle. They want to take away your stove, your refrigerator, your air conditioner and they even want to take away your meat.” Yup, that fits FOX mantra. Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD.

 And Paul Ryan thinks those losses are gonna go down the ballot, cuz of their choice of a LYING, morally bankrupt, arrogant, criminal conman to represent their party. Not his words exactly, but…. Former House Speaker  Paul Ryan  (R-Wis.) has warned of the negative effect that presumptive GOP 2024 nominee  Donald Trump  could have on down-ballot Republican candidates in November. “I think we’re going to lose more seats than we otherwise would with Trump, because there are just too many suburban swing voters that don’t like him, that therefore vote against  Republicans ,” Ryan said in an interview with Southern Methodist University’s student-run  Daily Campus  on Tuesday. Just wait til November, after more facts about the lying Insurrectionist come out, as people testify, under oath, about Jan 6 and Boss Hogg’s plans to overturn the election, that he LOST, while the Pubs run against an economy they can only WISH they created.

  “You can’t go a day without thinking about what he’s done to this country because he’s such a little baby that he’s thrown 250 years of democracy out the window by not accepting the results of the ― I mean, it’s so crazy, he’s such a sociopath, he’s so insane, he just couldn’t admit to losing. And we know he lost. He knows he lost. And look how he’s fooled everybody, he’s convinced all these people that he didn’t lose. He’s such a sick man. He’s so sick.”

  Donald Trump   biographer   Tim O’Brien   on Wednesday laid bare what he sees as the facade of the former president as a business guru. O’Brien, appearing on “Deadline: White House,” reflected on what he said was the former president’s years long practice of “stripping average folks from their paychecks” after  The New York Times  reported that more than $100 million of Trump’s legal fees had been paid from money fundraised off of his peddling of 2020 election lies. He sold himself as a super businessman, but spends most of his time playing golf, in court or giving disjointed campaign speeches. And according to MOST of his cabinet and those who work with him, he’s not particularly bright, to put it mildly.

Senate Democrat Asks Feds To Declassify Documents On Paul Manafort And Russia The former Trump adviser turned federal prisoner is reportedly in talks to work with Trump again.   A   bipartisan report   from a Senate select committee investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election, published in 2020, found “that Manafort’s presence on the [2016] Campaign and proximity to Trump allowed Russian intelligence services to exert influence over, and acquire confidential information on, the Trump Campaign.”   “Taken as a whole, Manafort’s high-level access and willingness to share information with individuals closely affiliated with the Russian intelligence services ... represented a grave counterintelligence threat,” the report said.

 An ugly, despicable person, who had power and money, and cheated and lied to keep his power. Just like Trump, but with better morals.

 Like bicycle shorts, golf reveals a lot about a man, and for Dotard, it’s all sickening. https://people.com/donald-trump-cheats-golf-rick-reilly-claims-8621189

“We all recognize a variety of views is vitally important in understanding our country, in doing good programming,” the MSNBC host Chris Hayes said on his show after NBC broke with McDaniel. “There’s just a pretty bright red line in American life after Jan. 6 — on one side of that line are people who aided and abetted in this attempt to end the democratic system as we know it.” And those gullible ignorant sheep hang out on Bullshit Mountain, swallowing the shit that’s shoveled to them.

 

 Yup, accordingly to experts in the field, he couldn’t even get a low level government clearance, BUT, the slimeball gets access to EVERYTHING (that Putin wants), if he’s elected by the gullible, ignorant FOXSheep, who get their ‘news’ from a propaganda outlet. Indeed, of the  nine factors  that the U.S. government says are evaluated during a security clearance investigation — drug involvement, criminal conduct, financial considerations, use of information technology systems, United States allegiance, foreign influence, alcohol consumption, psychological conditions and personal behavior and handling protected information — Trump would likely have problems with five of them, a majority, and would be denied even the lowest level access.

 Sounds like a real winner, and I LOVE the stock symbol, DJT! “Trump Media generated just $3.4 million of revenue through the first nine months of last year, according to filings. The company lost $49 million over that span.” Can a git em to throw in a free Trump Bible?

  Cheney trolls Trump over Bible sale, suggests he read verse on adultery And where’s the part says it’s alright to ‘Grab em by the pussy?’ ‘My favorite book’, the morally bankrupt LIAR says.  If there was a God in charge, the asshole would be struck by lightning… https://tenor.com/view/trump-lightning-trump-gets-hit-with-lightning-gif-4779268

  Donald Trump Is Still Touting His Mythical Alternative For Obamacare In a new Truth Social post, Trump made the same promises he did in his first campaign. Nothing! Is exactly what they’ve always had and what they have now. Nothing but LIES, from the Liar in Chief. Same old shit…..

  Donald Trump  was exposed, again, as  “feeble, confused, and tired” after an appearance marked by verbal stumbles as well as a bizarre social media post in which he   likened himself to Christ .   “He spent the weekend  golfing , the morning comparing himself to Jesus, and the afternoon lying about having money he definitely doesn’t have,” the statement said. “We are going to add crime, to law and order”, he added, before saying, “We shouldn’t have an election in the middle of the political season”. Oh really? What a moron, BUT, we all know the FOXSheep will NEVER hear any of this, cuz it doesn’t fit into their mantra of…. Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD! And they remain totally uninformed and misinformed. Nothing new here… Go buy some Bibles, idiots.

 Just saw the headline, BUT, that’s all I need. Boss Hogg is selling Bibles, to the gullible and ignorant among us, to raise money for his multiple CRIMES, and there’s a BUNCH of them. MAGA morons will buy them, and OMG! Don’t even know what to say other than OMG! If you believe in the AntiChrist and The End Times, just say goodbye…. And if you don’t, we can just laugh……

 AND, the jerk shouldn’t be allowed to publish names and contact info for court personnel and jury, so his MAGA goons can harass and intimidate them. Screw h8m and the gullible ignorant sheep he rode in on. Judge Imposes Gag Order on Trump in Manhattan Criminal Trial The order limiting the former president’s speech came the day after Justice Juan M. Merchan set an April 15 trial date for the hush-money case. The New York judge presiding over one of Donald J. Trump’s criminal trials imposed a gag order on Tuesday that prohibits him from attacking witnesses, prosecutors and jurors, the latest effort to rein in the former president’s wrathful rhetoric about his legal opponents. Under the judge’s gag order, Mr. Trump cannot make, or direct others to make, statements about witnesses’ roles in the case. Mr. Trump is also barred from commenting on prosecutors and court staff as well as their relatives — if the statements were intended to interfere with their work on the case. In seeking the g

  No One Is Above the Law, Except, Apparently, Donald Trump If you have enough money, or a position of power in the government, the law that ‘the rest of us’ have to obey doesn’t pertain to you. Buy an Army of Lawyers, appoint your own judges, and in some cases stop the other party from appointing a judge. The haves, and have nots, have never been SO obvious, in a system where $$ buys lawyers and lawyers become judges and $$ controls the system. Not to mention when the biggest crook of them all has ‘pardon’ power and overturns what juries have decided. Just ask Bannon, Flynn, Stone and a bunch more. Now, Boss Hogg says he’s gonna release all of the criminals who tried to overthrow the government after he LOST the election, which was merely practice for what happens when he loses next time. Unless Putin has enough power and influence to install him in the White House, AGAIN. Putin, Dotard and the Republicans, taking down our democracy, one step at a time….

  Trump Media brought in less than  $3.5 million  in revenue in the first nine months of 2023, while posting a $49 million net loss in the same period. Yup, just like Trump steaks, Trump vodka, Trump airlines, Trump Foundation, Trump University, Trump casinos and many other scams perpetrated on legitimate investors, workers and suppliers who got fleeced by the morally bankrupt professional LIAR/flimflam man, who bleeds the company dry and absconds with the cash. Same scam done by conmen/grifters since lawyers were invented to keep them out of prison. And it works even better when the criminal gets to appoint the judges…

  WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—Widening a rift among House Republicans, Speaker Mike Johnson told reporters on Sunday that Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene “makes a prominent appearance” in the Bible’s most apocalyptic book. “I was in church this morning, just kind of flipping through the Bible,” Johnson said. “And as I was reading the Book of Revelation, all of a sudden I was like, ‘Holy cow, that’s Marge!’” “I usually like to leave religion out of things, but since Marjorie is ushering in the End Times I felt I had to say something,” he said. The Speaker was evasive when asked which character in the Book of Revelation mirrored the Georgia congresswoman, saying only, “She’s not the seven-headed dragon. To my knowledge Marge has only one head.”

 Yup, the slippery, slimeball slid out AGAIN, as his Army of Lawyers, with the help of Trump appointed judges, got the guilty bastard OFF, again. Wow, I’m shocked!

 This, on the same day his trial was postponed AGAIN, as his private army deposited hundreds of thousands of worthless pieces of paper that will clog the courts for the foreseeable future. And all this happens as his family takes over the RNC, which will now be covering all his legal expenses. As Mel Brooks says, ‘It’s good to be da king (of corruption)’. Postpone, for the moment, the sale of any Top Secret documents that aren’t already in Comrade Vlad Putin’s possession. Why do you think the a-hole stole hundreds of boxes of our country’s secrets?

 Which he is SOOO obviously GUILTY of, ain’t gonna happen for a while, after his high paid Army unloaded a shitload of documents, (over a hundred thousand) that the court has to sift through. Same old shit from Dotard and his Army of Lawyers who just delay, delay, delay, cuz it’s the only defense when the client is guilty as hell…. Screw him and the gullible ignorant sheep he rode in on. Trump’s hush money trial was set to start Monday. But it won’t.

 with his Army of Lawyers and his ill won $$$, BUT, what the F**k is wrong with the morons who support this asshole? I know, FOXNews. But how the hell do you make the conscious decision to swallow Republican propaganda instead of real news? WTF is wrong with these morons, in such large numbers?

  Manhattan DA tells judge not to further delay Trump trial: 'Enough is enough' State prosecutors in New York said Thursday that fewer than 300 of the over  170,000 documents  recently turned over to lawyers for former President Donald Trump are potentially relevant to his criminal defense and that their case alleging  falsifi ed  business records  should proceed to trial on April 15.

  Judge in Trump's civil fraud trial imposes monitor to oversee Trump Organization's finances

 As in, looking at the problems in our country and thinking, ‘What we need is Donald F-ing Trump’. Total unforgivable, if you are in that camp. Kiss my ass and look at real news in the real world, where that LYING, morally bankrupt, criminal conman should be locked up for his role in the Jan 6 Insurrection, after he LOST the election. All the crap about a Stolen Election has been adjudicated over sixty times and his own judges say BULLSHIT! Never mind, if I gotta exp, you wouldn’t understand….

 

 F**k Boss Hogg and the gullible, ignorant, violent sheep who tried to help him overthrow the government.

 The ironic thing? The Pubs are gonna run one of the few politicians they have that will lose to old Joe. Sure, Boss Hogg has his fanatical, gullible, ignorant MAGA morons, and LOTS of them….BUT not nearly enough to outvote the large majority who can’t stand the LYING, morally bankrupt, criminal conman the Pubs will run against old Joe. Bottom line, thank you, idiots(R), for fielding such a weak (and this is before all the trials), jerk-ass candidate against a very beatable Dem.

 

 

 Anyone with a functioning brain, that’s who.  FOXSheep obviously excluded. Lev Parnas, ex-Giuliani associate, testified allegations against Bidens are false and 'spread by the Kremlin' Ex-Rudy Giuliani associate  Lev Parnas  slammed former President Donald Trump and his associates for pushing what he said were false allegations against the Biden family during the House Oversight Committee's hearing Wednesday in the  GOP impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden . Parnas, a Ukrainian-American businessman who worked closely with former Trump attorney Giuliani in 2018 and 2019 to try to  find damaging information on Joe Biden , appeared as a witness, under oath.

 Dotard is having a hard time getting someone to front him nearly a half billion dollars? He’s such a standup guy. A man of his word, who always pays his debts and never screws anyone over. HA! IF he finds a sucker to put up the money, the asshole will probably declare bankruptcy, AGAIN, and leave them holding the bag, like he’s done at least six times before. Screw him and the gullible ignorant sheep he rode in on.

  Judge in Trump Documents Case Draws Attention for Slow Pace Aileen Cannon has yet to set a trial date in the complex case accusing Donald J. Trump of mishandling classified materials, and has stirred confusion with some decisions. Legal experts said the slow pace of Judge Cannon’s decision-making and the confusion accompanying her conduct of the proceeding were indications of Judge Cannon’s inexperience and the ways in which Mr. Trump’s lawyers have been able to capitalize on it. BTW, Judge Cannon, 43, was nominated to the federal bench by Mr. Trump in the final months of his term.

  "I'm no supporter of Trump. That's for damn sure," Cuban, 65,  wrote on X . "How anyone can vote for someone who has so many of his executive employees turn on him, and, say he is incompetent is beyond me.” Yup, just look at the dozens, maybe hundreds of former employees, cabinet officials and other appointees who worked with the asshole and then told the world what they thought of him, after being ‘up close and personal’ with the jerk. From ‘fucking idiot’ to incompetent, grade school mentality, insane, over his head, etc, there have been dozens of books written by insiders, and they all have one theme.  He’s an incompetent idiot. And these were from fellow Republicans, from his lawyers, accountants, appointees, political associates and Congressmen who got a peek at his world, from the inside and said, ‘OMG, this lunatic is in charge?’

BUT, never before in the nation’s history had a sitting president incited a violent insurrection to overthrow the government because he was mad about losing the election. It turns out there’s a first time for everything.

 Dotard’s tax policy saved billionaires billions in taxes, as the little people made up in $$$ what the corporations and billionaires didn’t have to pay. SOOOO, of course they want the same dufus in office, and are spending ‘Bigly’ to make it happen. Republican billionaires rally around Trump for April fundraiser as election – and scramble for cash – heats up

 NOW, when he wants to use those same properties as collateral, all the lenders/bondsmen say, ‘No thanks’ cuz they are way overvalued. Sometimes there is justice in the universe, but I’m sure Boss Hogg’s Army of Lawyers will find a way to delay, delay, delay as they always do. Same old shit from the LYING, morally bankrupt, criminal conman, whose clueless minions wouldn’t recognize reality if it bit them in the ass.

 Dotard’s Army of Lawyers is famous for their tactics of ‘delay, delay, delay’, BUT, time has a way of catching up to criminal conmen, even an uber asshole like Donald F-ing Trump and his gang of criminals. Ex-Trump aide Peter Navarro begins serving prison sentence after historic contempt prosecution

  Judge rules evidence related to ‘Access Hollywood’ tape admissible in Trump hush money trial He also will allow  Stormy Daniels  to testify since she is the recipient of the $130,000 hush payment at the center of the case, writing, “The probative value of the evidence is evident.“ The lying piece of crap also said,  Trump says Jews who vote for Democrats 'hate' Israel and 'their religion'

 Throw his fat ass in jail! That’s what would happen to anyone else. Screw him, and the sheep he rode in on.

 the clowns at Bullshit Mountain, who live by Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD, we’re forced to dig deep, and they did, making fun of his shoes. President Biden's mysterious new shoes provide 'maximum stability': report Biden's new shoes are designed for comfort while walking, hiking

 What? Just cuz Doatrd’s mob tried to hang him? Mike Pence says he won't endorse Trump's presidential bid Those who worked with Donald Trump at the most senior levels of his administration believe he is too dangerous, too selfish, and too extreme to ever lead our country again.”