FamGuyToday by Aunty Fox

It’s only ONE of his many crimes, with the worst being inciting an Insurrection, based LIES about a Stolen Election, which the gullible ignorant sheep swallowed, hook line and sinker, cuz that’s what they WISH was true, even after over sixty courts(R) said BULLSHIT! If I gotta explain, you wouldn’t understand, cuz I deal in facts….

We feel sorry for the Russian people, who only get their ‘news’ from a propaganda network, led by Vlad.

Well, it ain’t that different here in the USA, where the sheep get their ‘news’ from FOX. Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD, is exactly like Putin’s world. You ain’t gonna hear/read something that ain’t approved by the propagandists. Think about it….As you swallow the crap from Bullshit Mountain, while you think you’re INFORMED.

Make up your mind, Boss Hogg, are you Nelson Mandela or Jesus Christ?

The jerk claimed he’s being persecuted like JC and Nelson, when he’s not claiming he’s being treated worse than Abraham Lincoln. C’mon morons(R) which is it? Is your boy more persecuted than Jesus? Or treated worse than Lincoln and Mandela? Orrrr, do you Trump voters even know who Mandela is? Didn’t think so….

For all you FOXSheep, who don’t get to see or hear the crap from Doatrd’s mouth when he really screws up,, just check out some of his wisdom, that he laid on his supporters in Pennsylvania. OMG! Just when you think he can’t get any worse, he gives a Robert E Lee speech, with a Leprechaun accent.

Presidential, my ass….

Everyone knows that Dotard is GUILTY, of paying off a porn star, after boinking her while his wife was home with their newborn,

And then he LIED about it. We ALL know he’s guilty, but only some of us care, while the MAGA minions think he’s above the law. Over half the jurors say they can’t stand him, and were excused. Bottom line, I can understand Dotard, cuz he’s just an arrogant, egotistical, selfish, LYING, morally bankrupt criminal conman, and people like that exist. It’s the yuuuge number of morons who support the asshole that I can’t understand….

Wow, Boss Hogg’s Army of Lawyers were FINALLY unsuccessful in keeping the guilty pig out of court, (in just ONE of his many crimes), and it’s gonna be FUN to watch, as the sleazy weasel squirms, while we hear about his LIES, from those under oath.

We can only hope the Lyin King takes the stand, cuz he can’t stop LYING, cuz that’s all he knows… Trump is a domineering client, even when it’s not in his interest, and he’ll probably weaken his case by forcing his lawyers to back his ridiculous claim that the whole extramarital affair is made up. They’ll have a better shot arguing that the hush-money payments were not illegal and Trump did not intentionally break tax and campaign finance laws. Among the witnesses expected to testify are Michael Cohen, Trump’s longtime fixer turned major accuser, whose credibility will be a big issue; Hope Hicks, Trump’s former press secretary, who could help corroborate Cohen’s testimony; Stephanie Clifford (Stormy Daniels), the porn star who received $130,000 in payments Trump is charged with laundering through Cohen; Karen McDougal, a former Playboy playmate of the year who also received hush money; and David Pecker, the National Enquirer chief testifying for the prosecution, whose catch-and-kill s

IF this was a Repub/Trump economy, the Pubs would be breaking their arms, patting themselves on the back,

With low unemployment, leading the world in the post-‘COVID inflation battle, high job creation and a record stock market. BUT, they can’t claim credit for the Dem/Biden economy, SO, they just LIE about it (Surprise) calling it a cesspool, a disaster and a total failure. Oh really? And the Bullshit Mountain sheep swallow it, as they enjoy their job security, a stable economy and ever increasing retirement accounts. If I gotta explain the YUUUGE chasm between reality and Boss Hogg’s LIES, you wouldn’t understand, cuz you ain’t tryin’.

Wow, where can I get me some o that DJT, Trump stock that all his brilliant minions are investing in? Sounds like a GREAT deal cuz it only lost $150 million on $4 million revenue!

It’s not just the hush money/porn star LIES that Dotard’s MAGA hatted morons have No Problem with,

It’s also, Stealing Top Secret documents, ignoring subpoenas and LYING about it? No Problem. Bragging about ‘Grab em by the pussy’. No Problem. Withholding Ukrainian Foreign Aid until they provide ‘dirt’ on his rival? No Problem. Trying to overthrow election in GA by ‘finding’ 11,787 votes? No Problem. Sending fake electors to overthrow election. No Problem. Killing tens of thousands of Americans through lies and incompetence during COVID. No Problem. Lying and cheating on property values for loans, insurance and taxes? No Problem. Promoting LIES about Dominion Voting Systems changing votes? No Problem. Inciting a violent Insurrection, based on The Big Lie of a Stolen Election? No Problem. Hawking golden sneakers and Bibles? No Problem. Being involved in over 4000 lawsuits, mostly to avoid paying legitimate bills? No Problem. Being a LYING, morally bankrupt, criminal conman, running up over $100 million in legal fees? NO PROBLEM, cuz he’s their boy, a Christian who they can relate to,

Before the first ever criminal trial (the first of many) of an ex-president, the gasbag stood before a crowd of admirers,

who couldn’t care less that he bonked a porno babe, while his wife dealt with a newborn, and spewed a stream of consciousness turd cloud that contained his previous LIES of innocence, I’m standing trial for YOU, witch-hunt, blah, blah blah…. Same old shit from the Lyin King, for his MAGA morons who don’t give a shit about his lies and crimes. Nothing new here….

In their ongoing crusade to prove that Republicans are ‘above the law’, the jerks had a setback when SCOTUS ordered their fines to stand.

Yup, Louis Gohmert, a real peach of a human, thought he and his Pub pals, taking a cue from Boss Hogg, didn’t have to follow the law, like the rest of us. WRONG, jackass…. Supreme Court snubs House Republicans who dodged metal detectors in Congress after Jan. 6

Dotard was doing his standup routine with a mob of his MAGA hatted minions and told them, ‘I’m going to trial FOR YOU’, which is true,

IF you happen to be a LYING, morally bankrupt jerk, who slept with a porn star, while your wife was at home with a newborn, then you paid off the bonkee with a check for $130,000, and had your lawyer and accountant go to jail for you, while you lied your ass off about the whole thing. AND, as for finding a jury of his peers? Good luck finding 12 LYING, morally bankrupt assholes, who got daddy’s money and fought to keep, with OVER FOIR THOUSAND lawsuits, mostly to get out of paying his debts. Yup, definitely presidential material, if you live with your head up your ass.

I’m optimistic, even though, FOX, the Propaganda Machine controls what 40% of our people get, instead of ‘real’ news.

April 14, 2024

Bottom line, 40% is a YUUUGE number, but it’s NOT a majority. And, Boss Hogg ain’t gonna win any fans as his multiple court cases and trials come to fruition. Sure, there’s millions of morons who don’t give a shit about about facts and reality, and have no problem voting for a LYING, morally bankrupt, criminal conman, BUT, there are MORE American voters who DO give a shit. The Pubs have three major voting blocs. The uneducated, the rural and the ‘Christian’ vote, where the same people who believe In Noah’s Ark also swallow the crap from the NYC conman, who averages over a dozen ‘documented lies’ EVERY DAY! Does that bother the moronic minions? Not at all. They overlook old Joe, a lifelong Christian, who attends church every week, and has his entire career, vs the morally bankrupt conman who says he needs no forgiveness, cuz he’s never sinned. Can you say idiots?

Boss Hogg’s Army of Lawyers is saying they want the venue for his trial changed, cuz, in so many words, that they won’t be able to find an unbiased jury cuz nearly ALL New Yorkers, who know him best, hate his Gus, with a passion.

April 14, 2024

Yup, those who have seen him in action for the last few decades can’t stand the sleazy conman. He can fool the Iowa farmers and the so-called ‘Christian’s’, but those who have actually seen him in action know he’s a LYING, morally bankrupt asshole, who only cares about himself. Sooo, his lawyers admit this and tried, unsuccessfully, to get his trial moved and or postponed, like all his other trials, where the judges, that HE appointed, went along with his delay tactics. Who says no one is above the law?

Cuz it will get him more votes, Dotard says the AZ abortion law is Too Much, cuz it doesn’t differentiate against rape and incest.

April 13, 2024

That just happens to be his hobby and his dream….

I see where the Pubs are pushing felony charges against Hunter Biden for lying about drug use when he applied for a gun.

April 13, 2024

Wow, how many MILLION Pubs ya think have lied about drug use when they did the exact same thing? Twenty million, or MORE. Same old shit from the Hypocrites(R) who support the worst criminal to ever darken the door of the White House.

Great idea, from Boss Hogg and minion Mike. Make a big deal pushing a bill making it illegal for non-citizens to vote. WTF? It’s ALREADY illegal! Who’s gonna fall for this crap? Oh yeah, the FOXSheep MAGA morons…

WASHINGTON ― Amid threats from the far right to his job, House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) on Friday will appear with presumptive GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump at his ritzy Florida estate to promote a bill banning noncitizens from voting ― something that is already illegal! Congress in 1996 passed a law banning noncitizens from voting. And despite Trump’s fearmongering about migrants entering the U.S. to vote illegally, there’s virtually no evidence of noncitizen voting. BUT, this will get them headlines on FOX and other Republican Propaganda sites, where their uninformed and misinformed minions will bitch about Biden and the Dems. Nothing new here, as the gullible and ignorant continue to swallow the crap shoveled to them.

The bought and paid for bitch will do whatever it takes, to help Boss Hogg avoid prosecution.

The asshole will say whatever he thinks will help him win, flipflopping and LYING along the way.

Bibi and old Joe. I don’t know who’s worse….

Michael Cohen was Dotard’s lawyer for over ten years, working with him and eventually going to prison for trying to protect him. He knows the pig as well as anyone and has a warning for us, the American people.

“ In 2018, when I testified before the House Oversight Committee, I predicted before anybody that my biggest fear was that if Donald loses the 2020 election, that there will never be a peaceful transfer of power. Those were my words in 2018. And sadly, it became a reality.” “I’m going to give you my next prediction: If, God forbid a million times, Donald wins the election in 2024, there will never be another election again in America. Because Donald believes, like Putin, that it doesn’t matter who you vote for; all that matters is who’s counting the vote. So there might be this impression of an election, but it will never be a legitimate election ever again. He has no intention of being another one-term president. This, for him, is presidency for life.” And this is what the sheep want, cuz they swallow the crap from Bullshit Mountain, which is nothing but Republican propaganda….

Mark Esper, Dotard’s former Sec of Defense, was fired when he refused to use the military to keep him in office, has a warning about Boss Hogg.

Esper is scathing in his book about Trump’s character, efforts to politicize the military and decision-making on national security issues. He writes that Trump is "unprincipled," "petty," "dangerous," and prone to "outright fabrications." Former Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly told CNN that Trump has “nothing but contempt for our democratic institutions, our Constitution and our rule of law.” *Former Trump Attorney General Bill Barr told CNN in an interview that Trump has a “penchant, for engaging in... reckless acts” and said “I don’t think he should be near the Oval Office,” Duh, ya think so? BUT, the FOXSheep, who hear NOTHING but Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD, Vote for Trump, support the LYING, morally bankrupt, criminal conman, refusing to leave their fact resistant bubbles. Can you say morons?

Those who know him best, people who were hired and appointed by the pig himself, are warning us of the damage he has done and would do, if given the chance.

'Unprecedented' and 'stunning' number of Trump administration alums oppose his reelection A minimum of 16 Trump administration veterans have sharply criticized the ex-president, with terms such as "threat to democracy," "erratic," "delusional" and "narcissistic." Not to mention those in his Cabinet who have called him juvenile, an idiot and a fucking moron. Look it up… BUT, he’s supported by the Repub Propaganda Network, Putin and the Arabs. What could possibly go wrong? “In my eyes, January 6 was a complete dereliction of duty that he did not uphold his oath of office," Matthews told USA TODAY. "I lost all faith in him that day,” Matthews resigned from her job as deputy press secretary in the wake of Jan. 6. She views Trump as a threat to democracy who tried to steal the 2020 election and would do it again.

Boss Hogg has done, and is doing, a LOT of crappy things, but one of the worst is the way he’s turned the Pubs, and the gullible, ignorant sheep who swallow FOXCrap, against Ukraine, cuz that’s what his pal Putin wants.

WTF is wrong with the party of Reagan, who must be spinning in his grave? Dotard says he could end the war in one day. All Zelensky has to do is just give Vlad all the land he’s stolen. What a GREAT problem solver the dumbass is…. Europe and the world, other than those run by dictators, are freaking out cuz the wannabe dictator has a chance of winning the White House, (cuz of the morons who swallow FOXCrap) and our democracy and NATO won’t survive the last election of Dotard’s lifetime. And no matter how bad he loses, the lying, morally bankrupt conman is gonna claim he WON, and this time his January 6 Insurrection is gonna look like a picnic in the park. Does ANYONE, especially his goon squads(R), think he’s gonna graciously accept defeat? Just like last time, in spite of ZERO evidence (just look at the 60+ court cases), the Lyin King will claim it was ‘Stolen’, and his moronic minions will swallow his crap. AGAIN! Hell no he won’t accept defeat, cuz that means his multitude criminal

FOX a propaganda Network continues to shovel the shit to the sheep, and they happily swallow it, cuz that’s how they’ve been trained.

The gullible, ignorant minions don’t understand that oil is a worldwide commodity, and old Joe doesn’t control the price. SURPRISE, idiots… Check out the price of oil since old Joe took over, and be AMAZED that gas is up only 50%, much better than the rest of the world after Dotard was the WORST in the world in dealing COVID, with his LIES and incompetence. Check out the oil price chart, from 2020 to 2024. Then thank old Joe, you FOXNews morons.. FOX NEWS DIGITAL Published April 11, 2024 2:56pm EDT ‘Drives me absolutely insane’: Sticker shock at the pump as gas prices up over 50% since Biden took office

The cheating, lying pig goes on trial next week for screwing a porn star, paying her off, (signing a $130,000 check), and, as ALWAYS, lying about it.

SO, how do you think Melania likes reliving the time while she was home with their baby while Boss Hogg’s out screwing porn stars? Bottom line, she’s used to it. Living with a lying, morally bankrupt pig like she does, we can’t imagine what she’s gone through. But we can guess….. “We went to the State of the Union separately. She refused to walk out to Marine One with him because she didn’t want to be like Hillary Clinton and standing by her man,” said Grisham, who was chief of staff to the then-first lady, who glared daggers at her husband when she finally saw him.

Bullshit Mountain ran a headline calling old Joe a ‘Pathological Liar’, because he mistakenly said he was the first person in his family to GO to college vs what he meant was GRADUATE from college.

The FOXClowns jumped all over his mistake, writing an entire article about his grandfather playing football in college. These are the same assholes who totally ignore the cascade of continual LIES from the vile mouth of their(R) glorious leader, who averaged double figures in obvious, provable LIES for every day he was in office. Google Trump’s Lies , IF you have a Yuuuge amount of time to read. Does the constant lying from the Lyin King bother the gullible ignorant sheep? NOT AT ALL. They’re used to it, and don’t give a shit. BUT, let old Joe misspeak about his grandfather attending but not graduating college, and the MAGA morons go crazy. Same old shit…

File it under, ‘Are you kidding? YOU are accusing someone of being ‘an assembly line of propaganda?’ What’s the matter, jealous of someone copying your agenda?’ HA!