And now, for some ‘Good News’, cuz Dotard can’t just Change the Channel, to FOXNews, where they kiss his YUUGE fat ass, 24-7.

 As a kid, Donald Trump was “a brat,” according to his sister Judge Maryanne Trump Barry. He pelted rocks at other toddlers and was sent to a military academy for being disobedient. Ever since, he has listened to no one about anything.

Until now.

A big theme of the first week of his criminal trial is that Trump had to sit in a dingy New York courtroom he despises and listen as prospective jurors (who were not selected) trashed him. On Thursday he was called a “racist, sexist narcissist,” “unchristian,” “evil” and more. On Friday he heard a social media post from a few years ago describing his “egomaniac, sociopathic incompetence,” with one of his many critics concluding, “I do believe that he was the devil.”

He was trapped, unable to use the remote to change the channel to Fox News.

This was followed by lawyers arguing about which of his many lies and rebukes from judges and juries in earlier cases are admissible. 

At one point, he stood up, as if to leave. He was sorely mistaken. “Sir, would you please have a seat?” Merchan calmly told the former president. Trump quickly sat down like the obedient little boy he never was. He is accustomed to ending meetings when he wants to, or stalking out when he feels like it. Those days are over for him, at least until summer.