I hope the sound of the stock markets CRASHING didn’t hurt Boss Hogg’s golf game.
While Americans reeled from watching the economy tank and their retirement accounts get slap-chopped, President Donald Trump – lover of tariffs, destroyer of economies, liar above all – spent the weekend golfingin Florida and hobnobbing with wealthy pals.
He was gracious enough to take a break from the links Saturday to tell Americans, via social media, to “HANG TOUGH.”
Thanks, buddy. As we await whatever fresh hell Monday’s stock market brings and brace for the global response to the ludicrous tariffs you slapped on pretty much everyone, including some random penguins, we’ll do our best to hang tough, comforted by the fact that you and your assorted weirdo billionaires had a lovely weekend.
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