Like a chimp throwing feces at the wall, he stays active, making the world a worse place for us all.
You have to give it to Donald Trump. The man is a marvel at multitasking.
In one sensational swoop, President Trump was able to set the global economy reeling, shatter our alliances, shred our standing in the world, tank consumer confidence, scupper the Kennedy Center and tart up the Oval Office, turning it into Caesars Palace on the Potomac.
And yet he still managed to find time to brag about winning his Jupiter golf club’s championship and sign an executive order relaxing restrictions on water pressure from shower heads, while Trillions of dollars gushed down the drain. Needlessly.
BUT, he showed the world the that HE is in charge, which was his intent, as he dropped trou to have his large, pasty, white ass kissed, according to HIM. (“They’re lining up to kiss my ass.”)
Ooooh, he’s lovin’ it…
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