Yahoo! Doesn’t it feel great to be WINNING, as our assets crash around us! Thanks again, you gullible, ignorant, uninformed/misinformed MAGA morons….

 WOOO-HOOOOO! Welcome to President Donald “Tariff Man Trump’s "Liberation Day"

I’ve been waiting for this day like it’s Christmas in April, and I am PUMPED AND READY to be liberated from the tyranny of low-priced goods and the weighty yoke of a strong stock market. 

What I do know is that our liberation will come via tariffs, which are always great and effective. I know that because the president says they are always great and effective and goober-ish “economists” say they are not. SHUT UP, NUMBER-NERD ECONOMISTS! WHY WOULD I BELIEVE YOU WHEN I CAN BELIEVE A MAN WHO WANTS TO SELL ME A BIBLE WITH HIS NAME ON IT?!?

Is it possible Liberation Day might lead to rising prices, stagflation or, as Moody’s Analytics chief economist Mark Zandi told CNN, “a serious recession” and “a wipeout for the economy”?

Sure. But the epic loss of jobs will be worth it because President Trump will have liberated us from the Biden economy, which received harsh reviews from researchers at the University of Chicago who noted it “far outpaced that of our peer nations” while cruelly creating low unemployment and higher business investment.

Never mind, if I gotta explain, you ain’t gonna understand…


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