Well, we can call off the election, cuz we already have a winner, according to the senile old fart who preaches to the 700 Club sheep.

 Yup, no need to count the votes Pat’s been talking to God and the BiG Guy assured him that Dotard is gonna win.

Damn! I was hoping it was on a be Biden.

Televangelist Pat Robertson on Tuesday said God told him who will prevail in the Nov. 3 presidential election: President Donald Trump.

“First of all, I want to say without question, Trump is going to win the election,’’ Robertson told viewers during a segment on “The 700 Club.’’ Oh, and he claims an asteroid will then strike the earth, ending life as we know it.

No Pat, that would happen if Dotard wins again, you demented old fart.

Robertson has made such prophesies before and was wrong. In 1976, he predicted the world would end in 1982. And in his 1990 book, "The New Millennium," he said the world would be destroyed on April 29, 2007.

So maybe that’s why on Tuesday, after describing the destruction the asteroid will cause, Robertson said, “then, maybe the end.’’