For you lucky ones who missed Dotard’s latest bizarre, rambling bullshit-fest, here’s a small taste.

 The coup-attempting former president, now also a convicted felon, then claimed that he was running a “very calm campaign” and had a clear plan to win. “All we have to do is define our opponent as a communist, a socialist, someone who wants to destroy our country.”

Trump again repeated many of his favorite recent lies, replete with invented statistics. He claimed that mortgage rates had gone from 2% to 10%. In fact, they were about 3% when Trump left office and are now at 7%. And he claimed bacon now cost five times more than when he was president.

He claimed, with no evidence, that 100% of the jobs created in the last year had gone to migrants who entered the country illegally — and then clarified that the share was actually larger than 100%. He did not, however, explain how this was mathematically possible.

“We’re going to have a crash like a 1929 crash, if she gets in,” Trump said.

He offered no rationale for this claim, which he also made without providing any rationale in both his 2016 and 2020 campaigns, facing different opponents.

And the sheep swallow this bullshit? Yup, and ask for more….