Attention, MAGA morons: IF you have any $$ left after buying Trump trading cards, sneakers and Bibles and other worthless trinkets, be sure and invest in the Trump family Crytocurrency scam.
With his WONDERFUL record of rewarding investors, go ahead and mortgage your singlewide and buy into Boss Hogg’s new plan to suck up every dollar from the morons who swallow his crap.
But hurry, something this good is gonna skyrocket in value!
OR, you can buy quart jars full of clean, healthy Colorado air from me, which would be a better investment….
The dumbass clearly knows NOTHING about crypto, as we read his quote, from yesterday.
Despite flip-flopping on cryptocurrencies in a desperate effort to woo voters and line his own pockets, Donald Trump still doesn’t seem to have any idea how these currencies actually work. At an event for crypto enthusiasts over the weekend, the former president proposed paying down the U.S. debt with cryptocurrencies and a few supplies from Staples.
Trump with a word salad about crypto: "Crypto is a very interesting thing. Very high level in certain ways. Intellectually very high level. But if we don't do it China's gonna do it ... who knows -- maybe we'll pay off our $35 trillion, hand them a little crypto check, right?"
“How do you like that? I’ll write on a little piece of paper, ‘$35 trillion crypto’ — we have no debt. Right? That’s what I like.”
Yup, a true jeenius….
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