Not just dementia, but the jackass has galloping dementia, as he spins tales like this one.

 

Trump's 'Completely Deranged' New Spin On A Tearful Tale Leaves Critics Agape

The president put a twist on one of his classic speech anecdotes.

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“They said, ‘Sir, you’ve brought our country back,’” he recalled. “Crying, crying.”

Next, Trump added his new twist. 

“One woman was fantastic,” he said. “She grabbed me, and she put her head right there, and her tears are pouring all over my beautiful suit. I figured, I get it, and I checked it out, and there was a lot of makeup all over. I said, ‘What the hell am I gonna do? Get myself in trouble!’”

And finally, Trump said he offered some advice to the crying woman.

“She was crying, and I said, ‘Don’t cry. Be happy. Be happy,’” he said.

OMG, do even the gullible ignorant sheep swallow this crap?

Probably….