John Stewart, on 'The Daily Show',

had a good one about Jon Kyl- (R) AZ, who said in a speech against Planned Parenthood, that abortions comprise well over 90% of what they do. When informed it was actually 3%, his office said his statement wasn't meant to be taken 'factually'. In reply, John Stewart said, 'Kyl spends 90% of his time in the Senate, drooling and farting, which isn't surprising because his body is 90% 'fecal matter'. They get their facts from the same place as FOX. They just make 'em up....

Comments

ladyj said…
Ya' just have to pull his finger.
Fam Guy said…
And, according to FOX, you can get your breast exams and pap smears at Walgreens. Colbert did a real funny one on that.

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