A woman goes into a bar,
with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash and sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk rolls around, leans over, and splat, he pukes all over the dog. The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit, and slurs, "I don't remember eating that!"
with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash and sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk rolls around, leans over, and splat, he pukes all over the dog. The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit, and slurs, "I don't remember eating that!"
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"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked ...
“How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied ...
“Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having her tonsils out.