Dear WHO, were sorry.

We’re sorry our president attacked you for your Covid-19 response, citing a completely fictitious article that never appeared in The Lancet. What can we say? He’s a pathological liar. He just says these things, and we’ve gotten used to it, but on the world stage maybe it still seems a little odd.
Certain voters seem to love it. But the rest of us are sorry to inflict our government’s malicious lies on a respectable and important global organization like the W.H.O. Please excuse us. We’re trying to replace this government with a new, sane, truthful and science-driven one. But it will take us a little while. Meanwhile, please forgive us.

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