Like the rest of Dotard’s administration, the FBI is getting drastically ‘dumbed down’. The main qualification now, like everyone else around him, is the ability to kiss a yuuuge, flabby ass.

 Under a plan pushed by the director, Kash Patel, and his deputy, Dan Bongino, the F.B.I. will start welcoming new classes of recruits who will receive less training and no longer be required to have a college degree, according to people familiar with the plan who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe it.

The shift comes as the agency anticipates losing more than 5,000 employees by September, largely as a result of agents, analysts and others taking severance or early retirement packages offered by the Trump administration, and wide scale layoffs to make sure everyone is ‘loyal’ to the president.

Instead of spending about 18 weeks training at the academy in Quantico, Va., the group of agents, tentatively scheduled to start in October, will receive eight weeks.  And the agents will no longer need to fulfill a longstanding requisite for joining the bureau: a bachelor’s degree.

Don’t tell me, in Texas and Florida they won’t even need a high school education….

OR, you can become an ICE agent and get a $50,000 signing bonus, for joining Boss Hogg’s private army.