The dementia addled 80 year old came up with a new term during his late night rant. ‘Criminally made algae.’ Sooo, that’s the cause of the algae in my backyard pond….

 

'Criminally Made' What?!?: Trump's Bonkers New 589-Word Rant Has A Wild Plot Twist

The president's new rant went viral after containing an unexpected three-word phrase. Criminally made algae.

And the main ‘criminal’ a former Olypian, that Dotard’s Goon Squad arrested, had some words, before his trial that result in a ten year prison term.

One of those arrested, three-time Olympic canoeist David Hearn, told ABC he stuck his hands in the water and touched a loose piece of the blue bottom. 

“I did not remove, I did not damage, I did not rip, tear, break, destroy or harm any part of the Reflecting Pool,” Hearn said.

Trump himself bragged only last month that the new bottom was like “powerful rubber” and couldn’t be cut with a knife. In his Sunday rant, however, vandals cut it with a knife. 

Meanwhile, the criminals who stormed the Capitol, injuring over 140 law enforcement officials, have been completely pardoned and are committing new crimes…