For those who begin Heaven and Hell, how could there be any doubt? The Ten Commandments? The pussy grabber took them as a challenge, and broke at least nine, (he maybe honored his father and mother, who were criminals ), most of them SEVERAL TIMES…..but the Christians looked at the NYC criminal conman and said, ‘That’s our boy!’

 Jimmy Kimmel on Monday said he knows where President Donald Trump’s eventual destination is ― and it’s going to be a lot hotter than Florida. 

Trump was asked about the afterlife during a “60 Minutes” interview with Ross Douthat on Sunday.

“I’m a religious person, so in theory, I go to heaven,” Trump said. 

“Do you think you’re going to heaven?” Douthat asked.

“I hope so,” Trump replied. “I don’t want to go to hell.”

Kimmel had some bad news for the president.

“Well, you are going to hell,” he said.

The studio audience erupted in cheers and applause. 

“A little weird to say, because Jesus told us, ‘Judge not, lest ye be judged,’” Kimmel said. “But in this case, who are we kidding? Ye are going to live with the devil himself.”

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