Funny story,

from reunion. Two of my buddies swear it's true. "Donnie", his brother and their parents, liked to go to Nebr football games together. They also like to drink, A LOT. So, after tailgating, drinking from a flask during the game and celebrating afterwards, the boys decided dad was too drunk to drive home, and had a more sober friend take the folks home. The boys decided to drive dad's new Cadillac to his house and get their cars. On the way, they rolled it. No one was hurt TOO bad, and the car was still barely driveable, although the roof was about 10" lower. When they got to the folks' house they found dad, passed out in bed. Donnie had a great idea. They carried him to the car, drove to a field a few blocks from home, and put dad behind the wheel. When they spoke w/him the next day, he said how lucky he had been to roll the car and not get hurt, but he didn't remember any of it. Understandable, they said. Several months later, a friend mentioned to 'dad', how lucky his sons were that they weren't hurt too badly when they rolled his Cadillac. He put 2 and 2 together, and removed them from his will. My buddies SWEAR it's a true story, and I guess it could be. At worst, it's a FUNNY story...