Lady Blah Blah goes to FOX,
and it's match made in conservative heaven. Where else can an airhead like Palin blather on, and never have to worry about things like facts or hardball questions such as, "what do you read?"
She’s telegenic. She’s never speechless. She has a gift for talking a lot while saying nothing. And, she has one of the best poker faces in the game — smiling and winking while bobbing and weaving, spouting all manner of nonsense to conceal when she’s nonplussed, and there's no place like FOX for her lack of knowledge.
It’s a friendly forum in which to hone her sound bites, learn to muddle through tough issues and spew the party line for easy ones, while boning up on, well, pretty much everything. Sure, she’ll flub facts, but what better place than FOX where that's business as usual.
FOXNews and Sarah Palin. Made for each other, and the sheep are gonna love it.
She’s telegenic. She’s never speechless. She has a gift for talking a lot while saying nothing. And, she has one of the best poker faces in the game — smiling and winking while bobbing and weaving, spouting all manner of nonsense to conceal when she’s nonplussed, and there's no place like FOX for her lack of knowledge.
It’s a friendly forum in which to hone her sound bites, learn to muddle through tough issues and spew the party line for easy ones, while boning up on, well, pretty much everything. Sure, she’ll flub facts, but what better place than FOX where that's business as usual.
FOXNews and Sarah Palin. Made for each other, and the sheep are gonna love it.
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