This just in


After seeing the massive disruption his book signing tour was causing, cuz he tried to justify his unholy alliance with W and the war in Iraq, Tony Blair cancelled the rest of his tour before he made it to London. Not fair to burden the police, was his reasoning. Can't wait 'til Bush has his book signing at the local "Borders'. Hope I get a chance to wing a shoe at him and become a national hero like the dude in Iraq.

Comments

ladyj said…
Please FG, you can't throw a CROC that far and besides we all know how well Dubya can duck. He bobbbed and weaved his way through 8 years in DC, half of them in Crawford, where he two stepped and side stepped just about every issue and spent most of his time knee deep in bovine defecation. Yes, sir, he was the best little whore house in Texas.
Fam Guy said…
I had some high top football shoes in 8th grade with some HUGE cleats on them that would be my first choice. Must a weighed about 5 lbs each.

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