As I watched Dotard on the golf course AGAIN, I wondered who he was playing with. Then I thought about the ass kissing that he constantly demands and gets.

 And I can imagine the open mouth, full tongue ass kissing he gets on HIS course.

Wow, sir that’s the BEST, straightest, longest (200 yd) drive I’ve EVER SEEN!

OMG, sir! Outstanding, how you made that two foot putt. AMAZING! You should be on the PGA tour, but it wouldn’t be fair, because you are SO good.

Of course that 20 foot, big breaking putt is a Gimme!

Please sir, take another Mulligan. Everyone gets three or four.

Of course, sir. Using a tee in the sand trap is FINE!

No sir, I’m not surprised that you hit your ball deep into the swamp, but your caddie found it in the middle of the fairway, next to the green. You are SO lucky AND good, sir.

Wow you parred that hole. Amazing, (with a lost ball, two in the water and a four putt). 

No problem, sir. We’ll wait while you Tweet AGAIN, how you WON the election. That’s obvious to EVERYONE!

No sir, no penalty for having your caddy remove the bush that was in your backstroke.

No sir, that’s fine. Everyone drives their cart onto the green. (TRUE!)

Yes sir, that is VERY generous of you, to charge the Secret Service only $300/cart and $500 admission to your course.

Amazing golf sir, and of course I’ll sign your card, at two under par, after you went through four sleeves of Titleists.....

Same old shit, on or off the golf course, from the kiss ass sheep.