Win win, for all involved! John Oliver offered Clarence Thomas a new RV and a million per year, to ‘get the fuck off’ the Supreme Court.

 Oliver gets material for his show, the majority of the American people get their wish and Clarence turns his judgeship into $$$.

A true win win win!

And SCOTUS has one less sold out sleazeball…..

Knowing Clarence though, he’ll probably want more tuition money for relatives, more real estate deals for himself, more housing and perks for his mother, a bigger RV, a bunch more vacations, more travel on private jets, more sweetheart deals for wife Ginny and a bunch more $$$. And he’ll LIE about the whole deal.

Don’t forget, he’s a Republican, with traditions to uphold….

“So that’s the offer. $1 million a year, Clarence. And a brand new condo on wheels. And all you have to do in return is sign the contract and get the f‑‑‑ off the Supreme Court,” Oliver added. “Talk it over with your totally best friend in the whole world. Because the clock starts now. Thirty days, Clarence … Let’s do this!”