Wow, where can I buy me some that there Donald Trump stock? The genius who brought us Trump Airlines, Trump University, Trump Vodka, Trump Mortgage LLC, Trump Travel, Trump Steaks, Trump Plaza Hotel, the Trump Foundation, Trump Wine, and Trump Casinos is now giving us a chance to buy into his latest venture. Look at them books. Where can I send my $$$, like the rest of the yokels. And I’m sure, after the six month lockdown period that Dotard isn’t gonna DUMP on all the idiots and take their money, right?

 

Trump Media lost $327.6 million in the first quarter of the year on revenue of just $770,500

The report is one of the first measures of the company’s true financial health since it debuted as a public company on the Nasdaq stock

BUT, if you’re worried that Boss Hogg might lose $$$, set your mind to rest, cuz his Army of Lawyers has protected him in almost all of the ‘more than 3500’ lawsuits filed against him, when he ‘took th money and ran’, leaving his investors, suppliers and workers, ‘holding th bag’.

I’m sure he’s learned his lesson by now, though, right?

Where do I send my $$$$? AND, when can I vote for this genius who is such OBVIOUS presidential material?

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