I can finally sleep,

knowing that W, that compassionate conservative, is worried about my safety and is spending only about $50 million to shoot a failing satellite out of the sky. Hope his buddies in the satellite shooting business can enjoy the $$$. The odds are approximately 1,000,000,000,000,000 to 1, of it hitting anyone, but he's worried for us, although it has NEVER been a problem before. He is obviously a very compassionate man, but don't ask one of the several hundred thousand or so that he has killed or wounded in Iraq. They may have a different agenda.. Anyway, thanks George. for spending my $$ in such a good way. I feel SO much better with you in charge....

Comments

Anonymous said…
I don't understand why he didn't just get the giys from Armagedon to do it?
Fam Guy said…
They aren't on his payroll. Duh...
Anonymous said…
perhaps Transformers then????
Fam Guy said…
I don't know. Were the Transformers large campaign contributors, like Raytheon and General Dynamics?
Anonymous said…
Don't cha' know....the MAN wants another photo op to say, "Mission Accomplished!" I say, let's duct tape his ass to the missle, along with Cheney and his shootin' iron! That way, our $$ will be worth something. All in favor say, aye.

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