When this picture came up,


on my screensaver, it reminded me of an old joke. The kindergarten teacher was having her city children identify pictures of forest animals, and when no one could recognize the deer, from a picture of a magnificent buck, she tried to help them out, with a hint. "This is what your mommy calls your daddy, in the morning". Right away, little Johnnie pipes up and says, "So that's what a horny bastard looks like." Said it was old, not necessarily good, but it made me smile.

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Anonymous said…
By golly, the resemblence is uncanny....my horny old bastard has a mustache and a goatee, too.
2:51 PM
Anonymous said…
would really hate being called a ditto head, but....yeah Lady J (he has since shaved the goatee-Howie Mandel must have lost the fad followers.
3:19 PM
Anonymous said…
You'd be surprised how much a teacher actually does finds out about the personal lives of the families, (or maybe not)
-hb-
12:40 PM
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