Dotard was kicked off Twitter, Facebook and other social media sites for continual LIES.

 His gullible, ignorant minions didn’t give a shit about his LIES, as they slurped them up and asked for more, but those of us with a triple digit IQ were offended by his continual bullshit.

No problem, though, for the fat jerk(R), cuz he’s gonna start his own social media platform, and I’m sure the fact/truth challenged among us with swallow it with gusto, like they do with the propaganda from FOX.

Whether the Russian backed, whore-hopping Pathological Liar will make it work, though, is a different matter.

Tech is hard stuff, and new ventures should be attempted with extreme care, especially by those whose history of entrepreneurship is littered with the carcasses of, say, Trump Steaks.

Or Trump Water. Or Trump University. Or Trump magazine. Or Trump Casinos. Or Trump Mortgages. Or Trump Airlines. Or Trump Vodka. Or the Trump pandemic response. Or, of course, the 2020 Trump presidential campaign.

Here’s what DOES work, you blathering buffoon, for your leadership-starved sheep.

Baseless conspiracies? Check. Incessant lies? Check. Crazy ALL-CAP declarations designed to foment anger? Check. Self-aggrandizing though badly spelled streams that actually reveal a profound lack of self-esteem? Check. Link-baiting hateful memes? Double check. Inciting violence over election fraud with both explicit and cryptic messages to your base, in order to get them to think they should attack the Capitol, like, for real? Checkmate.

Now, go get ‘em, Bozo!