On SNL, the Grifter Who Keeps on Grifting took a cue from M Taylor Green and compared himself to Jesus.

 “He rose from the dead on the third day, I would have done it faster,” Trump said.

“He had a good mind for business, water into wine, pure profit. And he had big, big rallies just like me. And a lot of his followers got in big, big trouble just like mine. All because I told them exactly what Jesus would have said: get very violent and start a war.”