Things are different,
here in Colorado, now that medical marijuana became legal. I called my doctor, and he told me to smoke two joints and call him in the morning.
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Because I'm sorta stuck in an Anti-Bush rant.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B03s Can you imagine all those rapper stars with these things? Of course, they'd have to have theirs with 'da bling! Can't be standard, gawd no! And of course, Britney's gotta have one in her car. Paris with her pooch totin' one on the red carpet at some fete. The boys in 'da hood will have a field day on their daily drive bys. P Diddy will wear his on a chain around his neck. You suppose there will be special pockets made in jeans for these things? Trailer trash folks will have 'em camouflaged. Jeff Foxworthy will have to come up with some fresh Redneck stuff. Think George W. will get one, each for the twins? Don't forget Dickie boy for those spur of the moment huntin' trips. Of course Ma Babs will have hers with pearls. Think it will affect the Royals? I can imagine Charles and Camilia on their fox hunt...........ah yes, and Prince Philip, too, must include the
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Smoke two joints in the mornings
Smoke two joints at night
You smoke two joints in the afternoon
It'll make you feel all right
Smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of War
Smoke two joints before you smoke two joint and then you smoke two more.
The rest of your time is up to you
-hb-
-hb-