FamGuyToday by Aunty Fox

WHY? Why do waste medical personnel trying to save these morons? They’re just gonna vote for Trump again. Let em drink the Lysol, washing down the Tide Pods. Screw em, we’re SO much better off without them. BTW, Pence, the presidential lap dog, defended his NOT wearing a mask, cuz he wanted to ‘Make eye contact’. How does this moron put on a mask? Like Dotard puts on a condom? Which doesn’t happen, as he boinks the bimbos, for cash, jewelry or YUUUGE checks. SOOOO presidential..... Never mind, if I gotta explain, you wouldn’t understand.....

he only attends briefings about half the time, and ‘doesn’t stay involved’, unless it’s about HIM. If not, he walks out. Anyone surprised? This is when he heard about, and ignored, Cvid reports, for several,weeks. This is the the guy who doesn’t wear a face mask, just like he didn’t wear protection, raw dogging porn stars, while his wife (wives), were with his baby. Then he LIED about it, and the sheep said Amen......

AND the Pathological LIAR is bitchin about Bryan Williams who told ONE lie, or exaggeration, and owned up to it, while Dotard has THOUSANDS of well documented LIES. And his gullible, ignorant, clueless, moronic minions back him up. Need I say more? Screw him and the sheep he rode in on.

The president, whose handling of the response to the public health crisis has been widely criticized, also said he hoped to hold “good old-fashioned 25,000-person rallies” before the 2020 election.  The virus spreads through proximity of one person who’s infected to others who are not infected. The larger the numbers, the more likely infection will spread. The longer the time together, the more likely infection will spread. Shouting, singing, cheering are all things that help the virus to spread from one person through droplets, that are visible and invisible, from one person to another. Go for it, you MAGA-hatted morons. We’ll be better off without you and your ilk. Rallies!  Lots of Repub RALLIES, to stroke the arrogant jerk’s ego, and strengthen our species through natural selection, as Darwin would say.

Me Mayonnaise has to have both lips available, at ALL TIMES, to kiss the Fat Clown’s ass! OK, I understand.......

Sen. Tammy Duckworth Says Trump Values TV Ratings Over Health Of West Point Cadets One thousand graduating cadets must return to New York state so the president can “stroke his own ego,” the war veteran said. Trump’s reckless decision to gather 1,000 Cadets at West Point for a speech puts our future military leaders at increased risk — all to stroke his own ego,” Duckworth, an Iraq War veteran and Purple Heart recipient, said in a statement Wednesday . “Our troops need stable, consistent leadership during volatile times like these, not a Commander-in-Chief who values his own photo ops and TV ratings over their health and safety.

Frum last week suggested  Trump will suffer a “historic political defeat”  in the 2020 election as a direct consequence of his botched response to the pandemic, and that he will “likely take the Republican Senate down with him.”

You wouldn’t know it from the yuuuge, main headlines of Bullshit Mountain, where they’re the same today as the last four days. It’s all 27 year old claims against Joe Biden. Wow, do those assholes stay on point or what? What else would the clowns report on? What a great job the Orange Clown is doing, predicting a miracle cure and that it will magically disappear? I don’t think so.......

Trump's leadership in the worst domestic crisis since World War II has consistently featured wrong, ill-informed and dangerous decisions, omissions and politically fueled pivots, and he backs it up with crap he just pulls out of his ass, like: "Many very good experts, very good people too, said this would never affect the United States," Trump told CNN's Jim Acosta on Tuesday. "The experts got it wrong. A lot of people got it wrong and a lot of people didn't know it would be this serious." WTF! What experts? Jared and Ivanka? Who believes ANYTHING this clown says? Oh yeah, the sheep. But WHY? Cuz they’re too ignorant/gullible/brainwashed to do any cognitive/critical thinking, that’s why. And whenever inconvenient facts intrude on their Bizarro world, they brush it off as fake news and line up for next flow of turds from the Liar in Chief. Nothing new here......

Yup, the clowns are after Hillary again, over a three decades old charge against Biden, as they ignore DOZENS of women that Dotard attacked, and DIDNY pay off, while Dotard recommends injecting disinfectants like Clorox. Some things never change..... EXCLUSIVE: Tara Reade blasts Clinton for backing Biden, 'enabling a sexual predator' Yup, the Pandumbic at FOX is differet as they want us to inject bleach, making us white inside, as well as on the surface. Dr Jingelheimer von Trump is claiming ‘sarcasm’ which it OBVIOUSLY wasn’t. Sarcasm was when the jackass took the oath of office. How did the asshole keep from laughing out loud? Now he wants the West Point cadets, over a thousand, to travel from their homes, to be present at a political rally for the moron who CRAVES TV time, and bases everything on ‘ratings’. Screw him and the gullible, ignorant sheep he rode in on.

The crooked conman went bankrupt SIX times, stealing the cash and leaving investors and workers holding the bag. After six times, no one would loan him money, SO, according to both boys, they went to Russian for financing, and the Russian mafia cozied up to hi, to finance their rubles. NOW, as prez of the US, the dumbass wants to use the same strategy, as in ‘suing’ China. WTF? President Donald Trump is vowing to seek "very substantial" damages from China for its part in unleashing the coronavirus pandemic on the world. "We haven't determined the final number; it's very substantial,"  Trump told reporters  at the White House coronavirus task force daily briefing in the Rose Garden on Monday. "If you look at the world, I mean, this is worldwide damage. This is damage to the U.S., but this is damage to the world." Good luck, jackass!

“Many states are moving to SAFELY & QUICKLY reopen!” Trump tweeted. And, as the US leads the world in DEATHS, by far, and being WAY BEHIND in testing, this is Dotard’s response. “We are doing far more, and better, Testing than any other country in the world, and yet the media does nothing but complain,” Trump tweeted. “No matter how good a job is done, the same as with the Ventilators, they will never say we are doing a great job, they will only viciously gripe!” Does he think we’re all as stupid as his FOXSheep? Howard Stern, the famed radio personality, who has known Trump personally for decades, and hates him, suggested Monday that  President Trump's  supporters should “take disinfectant” and “drop dead.” “I would love it if Donald would get on TV and take an injection of Clorox and let’s see if his theory works,” Stern said on Monday. “Hold a big rally, say f—k this coronavirus, with all of his followers, and let them hug each other and kiss each other an...

The incompetent jerk(R) is still claiming he was being sarcastic, when we can all see he was serious, in his comments about ingesting disinfectants. What an idiot, like the morons who love him..... Trump says he 'can't imagine why' there was a spike in calls to emergency hotlines in several states after he 'sarcastically' mused about injecting disinfectant to cure the coronavirus.

Now the results show the difference between good leadership and having a lying clown in charge. More than 20,000 people  have died  from the coronavirus in each of these European countries: France, Italy, Spain and the United Kingdom. More than 17,000 have died in New York City. But in Germany — which is home to more people than any one of those other European countries and 10 times as many as New York — only about 6,000 have died. How could that be? There are multiple reasons, but the biggest is probably the country’s approach to testing, while the US, lacking in test kits, leads the world in deaths.

Ohio’s G.O.P. Governor Splits From Trump, and Rises in Popularity Mike DeWine, a low-key career politician, has followed health experts’ guidance as Ohio confronts the coronavirus. His constituents are overwhelmingly appreciative. Wisconsin has definitely shifted towards the Democrats also.

cuz the moron in charge didn’t believe the scientists who said a pandemic was coming. He ignored the facts, claimed it was all under control, it would magically disappear and it was all a HOAX, as he turned down the advice, and the millions of test kits from WHO, after he KILLED the Pandemic Response Team, set up by Obama. How many people DIED, cus he’s an idiot? And why don’t the sheep give a shit? We know it’s in the thousands, and climbing, as the US has more deaths BY FAR, with Dotard in charge. Do the sheep care? Not at all. It’s all Fake News to the gullible, ignorant sheep. Nothing new here, but what will it take? WhenTHEY are laying in bed, unable to get a breath, while FOX is on in the background, blaming it on Obama, and WHO, after they warned Dotard, and he ignored it, ALL THROUGH FEBRUARY.

FOX is state TV for the sheep, as the two fat boys, Dotard and Kim Jong Un, broadcast propaganda to their audiences. The Yuuuuge difference? The FOXSheep have a choice, and STILL swallow the crap from Roger Ailes’ propaganda experiment. Unbelievable, like the Liar in Chief, who’s documented LIES recently passed 20,000, but who’s counting, and who cares? Not the sheep, where a new Trump lie is met with ‘hmmm, who cares, we know he lies..... What’s the difference, other than the kimonos? C’mon Sean, and a Rush, slip into the pink kimonos....

they are bitchin about the rules, and have the nerve to say, ‘my body my choice’. OMG, these are the same assholes who voted for Dotard cuz he’s the anti-abortion guy, although he was pro abortion his entire life, until he found out the yokels would vote for him if he changed his spiel. So many of the jerks say, ‘ yup, I know he’s a totally incompetent, Russian backed, LYING conman BUT, he’s pro life, so nothing else matters.’ (click Read more) Now these same morons wanna go against all science, and break from quarantine before the threat is gone, endangering us ALL, and their new motto is, ‘my body, my choice’. Screw the ignorant, gullible jerks, who don’t even understand the meaning of irony, when what THEY want trumps public safety, as they claim a woman’s right to her own body should be trumped by the Bible thumpers, BUT, when they wanna endanger us all, it’s DIFFERENT! My body, my choice. Good slogan, if you’re consistent, which is another word the morons(R) don’t understand...

Others thought he would rise to the occasion when the pandemic struck. Wrong again. It’s like the parable of the scorpion and the frog, after the frog helped the scorpion cross the swollen river, only to be stung. As he died, the frog asked, ‘why did you sting me’, and the scorpion said, ‘it’s my nature’. We have the same problem with Dotard. It’s his nature to LIE, blame others and reward loyalty rather than competence. SO, you frogs who elected the pig/scorpion, don’t be surprised when he wrecks the country. It’s his nature.......

Bryan Cranston  questioned the sanity of both  President Trump  and his supporters in a fiery tweet presented with little context over the weekend. The “ Breaking Bad ” actor became the latest  Hollywood star to criticize Trump  and his administration as they respond to the ongoing  coronavirus pandemic . Clearly not happy with the way that Trump is guiding the country through this unprecedented time, Cranston took to Twitter on Saturday to take a jab at both the president and those that support him. “I've stopped worrying about the president's sanity. He's obviously not sane,”  the 64-year-old actor wrote . “And the realization of his illness doesn't fill me with anger, but with profound sadness. What I now worry about is the sanity of anyone who can still support this deeply troubled man to lead our country.”

On Sunday, President Donald Trump lashed out at the media on Twitter, calling for journalists to be sued, and demanding they return their "Noble prizes" for their work reporting on Russian interference in the 2016 elections.  He swiftly deleted the tweets.  It's likely he misspelled Nobel, but the Nobel Prize is not awarded for works of journalism. He could have been thinking of the Pulitzer Prizes.  He quickly deleted the post, and blamed his ignorance on ‘sarcasm’ again. Again, no one believed him.

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Trump, as a person and politician, is riddled with flaws. But he also has an ignominious super power: He is completely unencumbered by the truth, the need to tell it or accept it. He will do and say anything that he believes will help him. He has no greater guiding principles. He is not bound by ethics or morals. His only alliances are to those who would support and further his devotion to self-promotion. So, don’t assume he can be beaten in November just because he has been shown to be a Russian backed, incompetent Liar. His people don’t care, and they vote. I put nothing past Trump, absolutely nothing! And neither should you. Be prepared for Trump to do anything and everything to win re-election in November. And don’t be surprised if he refuses to leave, if/when he does get beat. A man who can dismiss a recording of his own voice bragging about assaulting women and insult a wounded American POW is capable of anything. And so are the deplorables who support his bullshit.

President Trump’s self-assessment has been consistent. “I’m, like, a very smart person,” he assured voters in 2016. “A very stable genius,” he ruled two years later. “I’m not a doctor,” he allowed on Thursday, pointing to his skull inside the White House briefing room, “but I’m, like, a person that has a good you-know-what.” But, Rex Tillerson, former Sec of State, and others in his administration, have referred to him as a ‘moron’, for obvious reasons. Mr. Trump’s performance that evening, when he  suggested that injections of disinfectants  into the human body could help combat the coronavirus, did not sound like the work of a doctor, a genius, or a person with a good you-know-what. No modern American politician can match Mr. Trump’s record of  false  or  illogical  statements, which has invited questions about his intelligence. Insinuations and gaffes have trailed former President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dan Quayle and  Jo...

The dumbass said, ‘I built the best economy in the world’. Bullshit! You INHERITED the best economy in the world. Just like you INHERITED your money. And then you went bankrupt six times, before you started dealing with the Russian mafia, laundering rubles to keep your filthy fortune. SO obvious to anyone who looks at your books, though your taxes are buried, for good reason. Keep it real, you Russian backed, LYING conman.

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Heeeeeere’s Donny, at one of his two hour long, free form rambling bullshit session. Tuesday morning as more than 1,000 Americans  had died  in the previous 24 hours, Trump said: “I've had great 'ratings' my whole life, there's nothing unusual about that for me. The White House News Conference ratings are 'through the roof'(Monday Night Football, Bachelor Finale , @nytimes) but I don't care about that.” Yeah, riiiiiiiggghhhtt........

the clowns at FOX have been consistent. For three days straight their main headlines, and at least a half dozen other articles,  have been about a 27 year old claim of sexual harassment against Joe Biden, while totally ignoring Dotard’s disinfectant ingesting ‘tips’. The same jerks who IGNORED the Pussy Grabbing and porn star payoffs is infatuated with one woman’s nearly three decades old story. That tell you ANYTHING? And the Bullshit Mountain clowns are covering all the bases, with Tucker Carlson saying ‘only the scientists’ can save us from this crisis, while Kristan Limbaugh Bloom claims ‘only God’ can save us now. And the sheep say, Amen....

Tens of millions of pounds of American-grown produce is rotting in fields as food banks across the country scramble to meet a massive surge in demand, a two-pronged disaster that has deprived farmers of billions of dollars in revenue while millions of newly jobless Americans struggle to feed their families. There has been no concerted effort to connect the hungry with the food being wasted. No programs to collect and transfer tons of wasted food to those who need it, as farmers plow their crops into the ground..... USDA lets millions of pounds of food rot while food-bank demand soars State officials and growers say Trump’s Agriculture Department has been woefully slow to respond to farm crisis caused by coronavirus. Is anyone surprised?

You gotta realize that his followers ain’t the sharpest knives in the drawer, and OF COURSE a bunch of the idiots are gonna believe his crap. Like they always do. These morons are looking to ingest Lysol, or Clorox, cuz the Orange Clown says it might work. Anyone who swallows the crap from FOXNews ain’t gonna all of a sudden ‘grow a brain’. Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan said Sunday that his state received “hundreds” of calls after President Trump suggested at a press briefing that ingesting household disinfectants could be a treatment for the coronavirus.

Shut the fuck up, you are so full of shit, and even the ignorant gullible sheep can start to see it. SOOOO, we are gonna see less of the LYING a**hole, who tells us about swallowing disinfectant. Bottom line, the jerk ain’t gonna be able to stay away from the cameras, and the gullible, ignorant sheep are gonna continue to swallow his crap.  Some things never change.

rather than have govt help. What the dumbass doesn’t admit, is that New York, just for one example, puts $116 BIllion more into the govt pot that it receives, while his Kentucky Bible Belt losers take more than $148 Billion more than they put in. California taxes support about a third of the Bible Belt.... Typical Red vs Blue state numbers, where ONLY TWO Red states contribute more than they take in. Think about it, Red States, as they bitch about the Blue States, (of which 12 of the top 13 states in income/education are all blue), are almost ALL charity cases, supported by the brains in Blue States. The Red State beggars couldn’t exist without the Blues paying the bills, BUT, to listen to the clowns at FOX, and the morons who swallow their crap, you’d think it was totally opposite. Typical Bullshit Mountain bullshit, that the gullible, ignorant sheep believe. . BTW, 13 of 14 LOW END states, in income/education (shocking, but income/education are linked) are RED. Look it up...

John Cleese ✔ @JohnCleese I just want to make it clear that when I said that President Trump was mad ( in the English sense of demented, unbalanced, delusional and completely crackers ) I was of course being sarcastic I'm sorry if I failed to make this clear Ken Jennings, the Jeopardy contestant who finally lost after a YUUUUGE run, said, ‘I was being sarcastic when I answered wrongly, just like Trump’.

You don't need to be a doctor to know that it's dangerous to ingest or inject disinfectants. A random kid on the street could tell you that. But on Thursday President Donald Trump  advocated exploring just that.  On live television. Four months into a pandemic that he has spectacularly mismanaged, leading to the highest death toll in the world.  It was so head-smackingly bad that the company that makes Lysol  felt obliged to clean up  the President's mess by issuing a statement, essentially dismissing the suggestion as lethal lunacy.  But this is who Trump is. This is how he thinks. He's not a very stable genius — he's self-evidently the opposite.

SO, the Russian backed conman is constantly trying to screw Amazon, Bezos’ company, and his latest attempt is typical, as he’s trying to put the Post Office out of business. Yup, look it up. He’s on the record as trying to shut it down. And he REALLY doesn’t want mail in voting! TRUMP SAYS USPS MUST CHARGE AMAZON MORE, OR NO LOAN. WASHINGTON »  President Donald Trump said Friday that he won’t approve a $10 billion loan for the U.S. Postal Service unless the agency raises charges for Amazon and other big shippers to four to five times current rates. The Postal Service is a joke because they’re handing out packages for Amazon and other internet companies and every time they bring a package, they lose money on it,” Trump told reporters, although he offered no evidence to prove his assertion. The Post Office claims it makes money on the Amazon deliveries. What an asshole! Nothing new here, but what a YUUUGE asshole!

Dotard is forcing over a thousand West Point cadets to fly back to New York, the center of the viral outbreak, so he can give a speech (hold a rally), and be the center of attention. YUUUUGE ratings.... Think about it! Thousands leaving quarantine, traveling across the country, (we pay the airfare), herded together, and then returning to their loved ones, plus the newly assigned cadets joining the troops, obviously with many of them carrying COVID19, all so Dotard’s ego can be stroked. When he announced his speech would go on, after it had been cancelled/postponed, it took everyone b6 surprise, esp the West Point officials who are charged with staging the jackasshole’s political rally. F**k him and the ignorant, gullible sheep he rode in on. If you’re not outraged at Dotard’s move here, your head is SO FAR up your ass it may NEVER come out. For President Donald Trump, who adores the pomp and precision of military ceremonies, this was the year he would finally get one of the s...

that he was being ‘sarcastic’ about using disinfectant, internally. Then we saw the video, and the dumbass obviously WASNT sarcastic. The jackass was serious. Does his ignorant bullshit make any difference to the sheep? Not at all!  The dumbf**k is just being himself and his ignorant, gullible sheep are the same. Nothing new here.....

Citing  a “primary outcome” of death , researchers cut short a study testing anti-malaria drug chloroquine as a potential treatment for Covid-19 after some patients developed irregular heart rates and nearly two dozen of them died after taking doses of the drug daily. Screw the imbecile, and the idiots he rode in on..... Now, after the jackass suggested ingesting disinfectants, those with a functioning brain are warning against Dotard’s latest advice. The maker of Lysol and former head of the  Food and Drug Administration  warned  against consuming or injecting disinfectants  after President Donald Trump asked whether injecting disinfectants into the body can be used to treat Covid-19. Consuming disinfectants is very dangerous and can even be fatal, former FDA Commissioner  Scott Gottlieb  told CNBC on Friday.

Cus he disagreed with Dotard on the efficacy of hydoxychloroquine. Rick Bright was/is right, Dotard wrong, and Bright is FIRED. Same old shit from the incompetent asshole installed by the FOXSheep. The firing of Rick Bright is among the worst decisions ever. Dr. Bright is a leading authority on vaccines who has spent his entire career studying and developing vaccines. He is the perfect person to run the Department of Health and Human Services’ Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority. His expertise is urgently needed as we face the greatest public health crisis of our lifetimes. Abruptly reassigning him to an unrelated position should be the last thing anyone would want to do. It is painfully apparent that this move was made in retaliation against Dr. Bright for his having properly disputed President Trump’s unfounded assertions that hydroxychloroquine is a miracle drug that can cure coronavirus infections. When our government chooses to put politics ahead of sc...

Last but not least, let’s talk about McConnell’s hypocrisy, which like his stupidity comes on multiple levels. At one level, it’s really something to see a man who helped ram through a giant tax cut for corporations — which they mainly used to buy back their own stock — now pretend to be deeply concerned about borrowing money to help states facing a fiscal crisis that isn’t their fault. At another level, it’s also really something to see McConnell, whose state is heavily subsidized by the federal government, give lectures on self-reliance to states like New York that pay much more in federal taxes than they get back.

the large banks chosen to disburse that $$ have pulled over TEN BILLION right off the top, for administrative costs, even though it’s not their money and they are taking no risk. TEN BILLION for the Big Boys, friends of Dotard and Moscow Mitch, that could have helped tens of thousands of small businesses. The same banks that were bailed out in 2008, after they CAUSED the crash. Same old shit from the Pubs, led by the Russian backed conman. Banks’ fees could have kept thousands of businesses afloat Shame! As reported by NPR, the largest banks in America are taking more than $10 billion dollars in processing fees, deducted from the $349 billion taxpayer funded loans to help desperate small business owners, even though there are no risks, nor are they lending their own money, because the loans are guaranteed by the Small Business Administration. Because of the urgent need, vetting of the loans was simplified. Also loans to large restaurant chains and other large enterprises may have...

If Trump were captain of the Titanic:  “There isn’t any iceberg.”  “There was an iceberg but it’s in a totally different ocean.” “The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.” “There is an iceberg but we didn’t hit the iceberg.” (Tap Read More) “We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.”  “The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.” “We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats.” “Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.” “We don’t have any lifeboats, we’re not lifeboat distributors.”  “Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.”  “I really don’t think we need that many lifeboats and they’re supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passenger’s lifeboats.”  “The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship. Nobody could have foreseen...

Reminds me of MAD MAGAZINE. Alfred E Neumann wasn’t known for his smarts, (much like the Pubs), as they say ‘What, me worry?’ Sorry for the insult, Alfred E......

Now, the disruption thing is wearing kinda thin, after the “ rejection of science and the constant disagreeing with his experts." Donald Trump has always been a grifter, a conman who values loyalty over competence, and that’s become obvious. It’s also obvious that’s NOT what the country needs, as nearly two of three people agree he is ‘mishandling’ the crisis, replacing qualified personnel with ‘yes men’.

relentlessly hyped hydrochloroquine, and even fired the Dr in charge of finding a vaccine, because he wouldn’t catapult their bullshit. Companies owned by Trump donors were poised to make massive profits, if the hype was true. But it wasn’t. Not only is it not a cure, and deprives sick patients who need it, but, the first large, controlled study showed it not only didn’t help, but it hurt. So much for swallowing the crap from Dotard and FOX, but absolutely nothing new here.... On Tuesday,  a study of 368 Veterans Affairs patients  showed that  the use of hydroxychloroquine  was associated with an increased risk of death. Mr. Trump’s own medical team, including Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, the nation’s leading expert on infectious diseases, advised against its use.

THE DAY DEMOCRACY DIED, lyrics A long long time ago A Tuesday in November  When that sinking feeling laid us low  And we knew if he had his way That we’d all live to curse the day When decency received a fatal blow His bankruptcies got no attention  Pussy-grabbing — barely mentioned Promising a great wall  He swore to make tax rates fall  I still remember how I tried To have sympathy for his third bride But something rumbled deep inside The day democracy died , but... No, don’t let democracy die He’s a famous ignoramus — can’t tell truth from a lie And if he wins we’ll kiss our country goodbye  Singin’ vote for anyone but this guy Vote for anyone but this guy Is Putin the one to blame ‘Cause we all know it was not Ukraine  Who lost it by three million strong And do you believe the shit he says Repeated by Fox talking heads We’re quite amazed they fell for such a con All the red ha...