ONE SENTENCE that explains a LOT about Boss Hogg, and why I hate him.
Trump promised us low food prices the moment we hit day one but then that never happened and our grocery bills are not fun and he fired all the watchdogs who kept eyes out for corruption and then started slinging tariffs like a mad man with consumption while imagining war-torn Gaza as a resort opportunity he decked the White House out in gold with garish-snoot impunity and said he’d let Canada become our 51st state while he pardoned Jan. 6ers like a tyrannical ingrate and installed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the head of all our health and care thus letting anti-vaxxers bring back diseases once-rare then he accepted a jet from Qatar because ethics don’t apply to him and left the Paris climate deal cause climate change is fine with him and gave the Gulf of Mexico a brand new nameentirely and spoke of global dictators he looks upon admirably then mocked the Constitution ending citizenship birthright and offering “golden visas” if the cash is stacked up just right and he handed all our government to Elon Musk the nutter who then wiped out crucial agencies with a flutter of ignorance and malice proving billionaires are better left to launching rocket-phallus … (please take a break here and catch your breath, or throw up) … Trump worked to make the lives of all transgender people pure hell and pimped his own crypto because his life revolves around “Sell!” and he started bombing boats in waters international while giving us no evidence attacks were even rational and he brought no peace to Ukraine while claiming that he ends wars and he made it sound like people who complain about costs are bores and on our peaceful streets he dispatched swarms of armed U.S. troops all while wishing he could fly and cover protesters with human waste and he said the U.S. Mint would make a coin that has his face on it with great haste and slapped his name on everything then fell asleep while Cabinet members gleefully kissed his ring then he tore down the White House East Wing and also held a Gatsby party on Halloween … (one last breath, we’re almost done) … Trump continues kissing rich-guy butt while ignoring all his polling and he treats the Epstein files like they are fodder for his trolling and he wields his pardon power like a get-out-of-jail free card that he’ll sell to highest bidders visiting the White House backyard and he falsely claimed autism stems from acetaminophen and raves routinely like an old man fully off his regimen while saying his hand bruises are the fault of too much shakingwhen we know there’s something up and Trump the codger is just faking and it hasn’t quite been one full year and sane folks all are quaking as it’s clear that our democracy Trump’s comfortable forsaking … and there’s no mistaking he is taking rights at speed breathtaking.
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