Don the Con has told Kev Baby to Impeach Biden! They don’t know what for, but have been promising SOMETHING for weeks, now, cuz they gotta get the public’s attention away from Benedict Donald and his multiple crimes and indictments.

 Instead of having a consistent, disciplined message, the congressional GOP’s public criticisms of the Biden-Harris Administration are now a fragmented grab-bag that runs the gamut from bizarrely opposingour fentanyl crackdowns to blasting us for trying to end rural poverty (not a joke, sadly).

At 8 am, House Republicans are shouting something about drag queens (yeah, we don’t know); at 9 am, it’s “Joe Biden’s still old and also he keeps outsmarting us” (but actually); at 10 am, it’s callingUkraine a U.S. adversary (we’re as confused as you are). By the time 4 o’clock shows up, it’s a game of mad libs with bizarre conspiracies about the President’s family and then something about “wokeness” (we keep asking them what “wokeness” is, but then they leave the chat).

Apparently, this clown carousel wasn’t weird enough. Now House Republicans are channeling their frustrated energy into a measured and purposeful urge to impeach… someone… somewhere… for something.