Angling for a pardon, I wonder if Michael Cohen ALSO bought a few million of Dotard’s Cryptoscam Currency, which is how most criminals get their pardons from the corrupt, greedy asshole?

 In his 2020 memoir, Cohen called Trump “a cheat, a mobster, a liar, a fraud, a bully, a racist, a predator, a con man.” On Thursday, however, he was back to calling Trump “sir.”