Scientists, you know those pointy-headed nerds

in white coats who usually just 'make stuff up' to stifle big business and thwart Republicans, have discovered a mutation in certain cells that cause them to retain fat, rather than burning it for energy. If both parents have this genetic change, their children will be at least 7 pounds overweight, with many being much more obese. It's many years away, but this is something science can address, when they aren't making up more misleading global temperature readings, just to spite the Koch brothers and their ilk. SO, it's not only eating more and moving less that's making so many people 'overweight'. Who da thunk?