We were watching The Masters today, and Carol came up with a good one.

 She said, ‘Yup, them and the Repub Party.’

I said ‘what are you talking about?’ And she said.

‘So much depends on the lie.’

Yup, golf and the Pubs. So much depends on the LIE!

Lies are no good though, unless you have some gullible, ignorant people to believe them.

That’s where the clueless sheep(R) come in, cuz they’ve never heard a whopper they wouldn’t swallow.

In golf, though, you can’t use a bad LIE to fix a bad lie, but Dotard does. He lies about EVERYTHING, and those who golf with him say he lies his ASS off, along with his 8 ft ‘gimmes’ and multiple Mulligans.

Check out Rick Reilly’s book about Dotard, written after interviewing his golf partners, called ‘Commander in Cheat’. He cheats in ALL PHASES  of the game, just like his ‘real life’, AND, has his henchmen cheat FOR him.