Was reading and came across an interesting article/concept.

 Had my mother smoked one more cigarette during her pregnancy or had any more drinks, causing the slightest defect of my DNA helix, I might have ended up marching on Michigan’s Capitol with an AK-47 strapped to my chest and a surgical mask defiantly strapped to the back of my head.

OR, if she’d dropped me on my head.....I could be one of ‘those people’.