FamGuyToday by Aunty Fox

exposing Bullshit Mountain Propaganda, and preserving memories, for the 'Rocking Chair Days'.

Friday, June 02, 2017

Hate to share my secret, but I'm making a fortune!

I got a mailing list of Bible Belt Trump supporters and I'm selling FAX machines, VCR's, penile enlargement pills and Lotto Numbers, blessed by Jesus.
Am moving my HQ to Monaco, as soon as the last few truckloads hit the road, thanks to my hero, PT Barnum, who proclaimed, 'There's a sucker born every minute', and the Repub mailing list....

BTW, all the US intel agencies, and now Putin himself, admit Russians swayed the election in favor of the Orange Clown, You ever wonder why, brainiacs?


Speaking of Pubs, you ever wonder why, whenever you surprise them meditating, there's a loud WHOMP, and their head is all greasy, smelling of Anal Lube?


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