Seems SNL had the Impeachment Trial that most of America wanted to see, with Dotard admitting to everything.

Played by Alec Baldwin, he enters with the aid of a walker in a twisted reference to Harvey Weinstein.

"Your honor, I'm a very sick old man," he says. "How could I withhold aid from the Ukraine?"

In any case, Trump says, he's learned his lessons.

"What I’ve learned from this trial is nothing I do or say has any consequence," he says. "The call to Ukraine wasn’t perfect, it was illegal.

"I cheat all the time at golf, taxes, wives, elections," he continues. "I cut the funding to the CDC, so this Wang Chung virus is really going to be bad."

Mathis ultimately finds Trump guilty, fines him $10,000 and makes him say something nice about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

"Fine," Trump says, "her body is an eight."

Then he broke into a break dance to M C Hammer’s ‘You 

Can’t Touch This’.

Screw the Russian backed, LYING a-hole and ignorant, gullible morons he rode in on.