Rumor has it that while Donnie was boinking Stormy Daniels and other cheap hookers, Melania was checking out a particularly impressive kielbasa on a Serbian basketball player.
They say Stormy got a check for $130,000 and Melania’s got Barron, the spitting image of....????who knows? Wow, where would anyone come up with a strange idea like that? Maybe do ‘23 and Me’, with Barron, who looks like he’s straight from Eastern Europe.
Hey Melania, you got some ‘splainin’ to do......
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