Surprise! Pelosi doesn’t want Jim Jordan and his pal Banksy to sabotage their investigation into the origins of Trump’s insurrection.

It would be like having a convicted arsonist on the team to investigate ‘mysterious fires’.

Would be like Herman Goehring investigating Adolph Hitler.

Like relying on FOX for medical advice.

Like looking at a MAGA crowd and wondering how the double digit IQ crowd even survives.

Like seeing a pic of Fred Trump and not dreaming of castrating him.

Like taking golf lessons from Charles Barkley.

Like believing Mar A Lardo weighs 239 pounds, and has a natural tan.

Like Jeffrey Dahmer investigating who ate his cellmate.

Like sending your son to a summer camp run but Catholic priests.

Like inviting a rabid skunk to your child’s first birthday party.

Like inviting Rabid Rudy to draft an Ethics Reform platform for lawyers.

Like hearing ‘AntiChrist’ and not picturing an orange face, laughable hair and a yuuuge, pasty white ass.

Like inviting Ted Buddy to a sorority party.

Like sending money to a TV preacher.

Like trusting Vladimir Putin, or Donald Trump.

Like asking a Repub to see their Health Care Plan or Infrastructure Bill.

Like pretending you could win a war in Viet Nam, or Afghanistan.

Like appointing Brett ‘The Boofer’ Kavanaugh(R) to the Supreme Court. (His nickname, look it up.)

Like asking Jeffrey Epstein to take your daughter to the prom.

Like looking at/listening to Ted Cruz and not gagging.

Like asking Dotard’s insurrectionist mob to decorate your floor and walls.

Like putting DJTJ and his night scope in charge of endangered animals.

Like putting an ‘anti-vaxer’ in charge of your company’s health care.

Like the Orange Clown(R) inviting Liz Cheney(R) to lunch.

Like looking at Mar A Lago and not wishing for cruise missiles.

Like putting the Grand Wizard of the KKK in charge of Black Lives Matter.

Like using the Old Testament as a History Book.

Like looking at Dotard’s Bible Belt Base and imagining a plague. Oh, never mind.....

Like looking at Mitch McConnell and not seeing a weasely turtle.

Like sending Rand Paul to explain immunology to Dr, Fauci.

Like electing Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert to The Mensa Society.

Like having Howie Mandel as spokesman for Hair Club for Men.

Like choosing Larry Nassar as your daughter’s gymnastics coach.

Like having Jim Jordan as your son’s wrestling coach. (Google it)

Like having Pablo Escobar in charge of your kid’s D.A.R.E.

Like Melania’s inviting Stormy Daniels to lunch.

Like a tell-all book on Trump that DOESN’T claim he’s an arrogant, lying pig without morals or honor.

Like having Salvador Dali do your self portrait.

Like making Betsy DeVoss the Sec of Education and putting Dr Ben Carson in charge of HUD.

Like putting grain alcohol in your kid’s formula and Metallica in their lullaby.

Like finding a Trumpie who’s NOT pardoned, in prison, just released, indicted or making a plea deal.

Like thinking LGBTQ’s ‘made a choice’ to be gay, and you, as a Christian/Patriot/Pub chose NOT to.

Like realizing your gay neighbor has twice the education/IQ/income of your MAGA hatted buddy.

Like having Chris Christie as spokesman for Weight Watchers.

Pretending to like your hot, humid, backward, broke, Bible thumping state cuz you can’t afford to leave.

Like having Count Dracula in charge of your local Blood Bank.

Like having The Big Bad Wolf in charge of Pig House construction.

Like having Dotard lead your Bible study group, or your country.

You get the idea, maybe....

Jordan was in a three hour ‘closed door’ meeting, with Trump and others, as Dotard explained his plans for Jan 6th. No shit!

He has consistently said, ‘Trump WON the election’, and called the rioters ‘Patriots’.

Just all part of the Pubs plan to sabotage any and all inquiries into the origin of Trump’s riotous mobs who attacked the police, smashed their way into the Capitol and smeared their feces on the floors and walls.

No wonder the assholes(R) wanna fight any and all investigations......OR, investigate it and deny ALL witnesses and documents, like they did with the Impeachments.

And you wonder WHY I cant stand the ‘Law and Order’ Hypocrites?