FamGuyToday by Aunty Fox

It was a segment with our new rightwingnut Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, doing a piece where he was pushing the Noah’s Ark exhibit, that people actually PAY to walk through. He said not only did it represent FACT, but it also included DINOSAURS! No shit! Google it. The Repub Speaker thinks there were T-Rexes on an imaginary boat?  Wow, a floating buffet. Jurassic Ark! The Pubs have the ‘moron vote’ all locked up….

 L eon Cooperman, the hedge fund billionaire who has been one of the Republican’s largest donors,  is cautioning voters against returning   Donald Trump   to the White House. “It would be terrible for the country if Donald Trump were reelected,” Cooperman said in a phone interview late last week. “He’s a divisive human being who belongs in jail.” It’s rare for a Wall Street figure to make such critical comments about Trump, at least publicly. Cooperman, in the past, has donated to mostly Republicans.

Chris Christie predicts big trouble for Donald Trump: 'He's going to be convicted' And he has something to say about Boss Hogg, now that so many of his lawyers, and those closest to him,  have started to flip, to stay out of prison themselves. Cuz everyone knows, by now, the asshole has no loyalty to anyone but HIMSELF. So, why take a bullet for him, that he has so rightfully earned? Meadows' cooperation with prosecutors in  the federal 2020 election theft case  is nothing but trouble for defendant Trump, Christie said Tuesday on MSNBC's "Morning Joe." "This is deadly. It's done," Christie said. "He's going to be convicted. It's over." Christie is a former federal prosecutor who is familiar with cases like these.

Trump should be prohibited from running in future elections, citing Section 3 of the 14th Amendment to the Constitution, which states no person may hold office if they “engaged in insurrection or rebellion” after swearing under oath to support and defend the Constitution. The suit alleges Trump violated his oath of office in his efforts to overturn the 2020 election, leading up to the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol. Couldn’t get much simpler. AND…. Former Trump attorney Jenna Ellis  was the latest to agree to testify in any trials related to the case, which revolves around efforts to thwart Georgia's 2020 election after Trump lost.  Trump and 18 others were charged  Aug. 15 by Fulton County District Attorney  Fani Willis , and accused of operating a "criminal enterprise" that conspired to overturn the election. Now, four members of that alleged racket have agreed to cooperate against the other 15. Two other lawyers involved with the effort,  Sidney Powell  and  Kenneth Ches

 First of all, where can I sign up up to send my $ to the poor victim. Second, I’m laughing my ass off! Third, what kind of moron would send their money to this criminal? Fourth, how many crimes do you have to commit to run up $100 mil in legal fees? Bottom line, what kind of morally bankrupt asshole can commit SOOO many crimes and still be the Pubs choice for prez? It’s called Rupert Murdoch’s money machine, that preys on the gullible and ignorant among us, where a NYC conman can con the Christian’s’ into thinking, ‘Oh, the pussy grabber is one of us’, let me vote for him and send my money to the LYING morally bankrupt asshole…. AS IF, you didn’t steal, hide and LIE about Top Secret documents. AS IF you didn’t LOSE the lotion, LIE about a Stolen Election and incite and insurrection. AS IF you didn’t LIE about the value of all your properties, for profit. AS IF the Russians did help to elect you, cuz you’re exactly who they want in power. AS IF you didn’t sexually assault several women

 Saying how wrong they were in pushing the Big Lie, BUT… I’m sure the gullible ignorant sheep who get their ‘news’ from Bullshit Mountain will NEVER hear it. I’m sure they won’t. And you wonder WHY these morons are so uninformed/misinformed?

 

  Mike Johnson is a reaffirmation of the evangelical delusion that Trump is “divinely-ordained” to lead America back to Christ. OMG! They think Boss Hogg is God’s representative on earth. Soooo scary, but part of the Pub/Christian belief system, where they ‘know God’s will’, and everyone is ‘of the devil’. Just part of what I’ve dealt with, personally…..Hard to use facts and logic when dealing with someone who thinks they’re God’s mouthpiece.

 Bullshit Mountain blamed poor old Joe for the attack on Israel, cuz they new money from Iran. The clowns claimed the $6 Bil that was Irans oil money, held cuz of sanctions, and released cuz of international law, along with US prisoners, was given toHamas, who used it to attack Israel. Total bullshit, reported by Bullshit Mountain, and swallowed by the gullible ignorant sheep. The facts: The money was released to a bank in Qatar, and hasn’t been accessed yet. Any transfer must be for humanitarian reasons and be approved by a panel. ZERO dollars yet. Could go on, but if I gotta explain, you wouldn’t understand, cuz you get your ‘news’ from a Repub propaganda outlet. DUH, you get a bunch of LIES, just like from Boss Hogg, and you swallow it like a pig on corn. C’mon, show me where I’m wrong, as I watch the first snow of the year, fall gently on the golf course in my back yard….

  Bill Barr hits back at Donald Trump: 'His verbal skills are limited' But, we gotta remember Dotard’s famous quote, which I have immortalized on a T-shirt. I know words I have the best words I’m like really smart A stable genius What a joke…..BUT, he’s way more intelligent than most of his gullible, ignorant followers.

Mike Johnson's Wife Runs Counseling Service That Compares Being Gay To Bestiality, Incest The newly elected Republican House speaker and his wife, Kelly, have long intertwined their political and business lives.

 

 Reality has a Liberal bias.  Like the ‘Real’ news, that they can’t stand, so they watch Bullshit Mountain, where: ‘Pubs GOOD—-Dems BAD’, (and look at all of our ‘news’ that PROVES it!),  and pretend it’s real.

 As per the Biden impeachment, which is total bullshit, to shift attention from the Guilty as Hell criminal conman, Don the Con, Mike said to slow down and go where the facts take us. Impeachment is a big deal, not to be taken lightly. Facts are stubborn things, he said, totally veering away from normal Repub bullshit.. Wow, what a concept! As per LGBTQ rights and gay marriage, he said it’s settled law, AND like abortion, it’s more of a state’s rights thing. He’s also for funding Ukraine as well as Israel and wants to get going on setting and passing a US budget without delay. Wow, if this is for real, and he doesn’t get hijacked by the Far Right morons who rule the Repub party, I think I could like this guy. At least I’m sure gonna give him a chance, as he tries to herd a bunch of rabid, publicity seeking feral cats, who get their marching orders from a morally bankrupt, LYING, arrogant criminal. Update: Just realized this was from FOX, and he’s a hard right, Christian Nationalist, SO

 Looking at snow that’s gonna mess up our last Men’s Club Tournament, but that’s OK. I love snow, at first anyway, and it looks like a weekend of the white stuff. Bring it on, I love it….

  Led by Rep. Anthony D’Esposito (R-N.Y.), House Republicans introduced a measure Thursday to force a vote on removing Rep.   George Santos   (R-N.Y.) from Congress over his history of promoting falsehoods about himself and his campaign.   “We must remove this conman from office,” D’Esposito said in a statement. What? A LYING Repub in office? What ya expect when they’re led by the biggest LIAR in the history of the world! I try to understand the Pubs, and all I can say is, they LIE, SO MUCH, as per Santos, Boebert, MTG and especially The Lyin King, that lie’s don’t mean anything to them any more. They’re just a bunch of F-ing LIARS, and no one is surprised any more.

 

they want to remind all gun sellers, this is the perfect time to offer ‘specials’ on all guns and ammo, especially assault rifles, cuz it’s every American’s duty to own firearms, UNLESS you are Hunter Biden. Then, you should immediately go to prison for not admitting that you were a drug user (like millions of Repubs) when you bought a handgun. Hypocrites, with a capital H, as they attempt to fade the heat from the arrogant, morally bankrupt, LYING conman that leads the formerly respectable party.

 The rings have a new feature, with an inside ring that can be worn without quite the wow factor.  AND, there’s a wheel like portion that spins between the year they were founded, 1967 (a VERY good year), and 2023, when they reached the mountaintop.

  A ‘Nightmare Scenario’ Hurricane Batters Mexico’s Western Coast Hurricane Otis quickly transformed from a tropical storm into a Category 5 storm and slammed into the coastal city of Acapulco, going from 65 mph to over 165 mph in a matter of hours, making it the strongest hurricane to ever strike the Atlantic Coast. Wow, maybe Sean or Tucker, the FOXNews X-Spurts, can explain how this could happen, without global warming caused high water temperatures? I’m sure the gullible, ignorant sheep will swallow whatever they hear, IF they even hear about the FACTS of the storm.

  Jack Smith Asks Court To Jail Trump If He Keeps Yapping About Witnesses The special counsel’s new court filing wants a federal gag order reinstated with time behind bars if Trump violates it. But Trump’s defiance of gag orders perhaps won’t stop, one legal expert said, because it  lets him play the victim  for his voting base, who keep sending him millions of dollars, cuz ‘everyone’s picking on him.’ Send the criminal conman to jail, where he belongs….

  New Speaker Mike Johnson’s Long History With The Religious Right Come for the Noah's Ark theme park, stay for the relentless efforts to strip women's and LGBTQ+ rights, after he led efforts to overturn the election that over  sixty, mostly Repub courts, said was NOT STOLEN, cuz there is ZERO evidence. Johnson spent years making a name for himself at Alliance Defending Freedom, which was founded in 1993 and  designated a hate group  by the Southern Poverty Law Center, the national organization that monitors the activities of domestic hate groups and right-wing extremists, which perfectly describes Mike Johnson.

  Washington  — Democratic Rep. Jamaal Bowman pleaded guilty Thursday to a misdemeanor charge for  falsely pulling a fire alarm  in a Capitol Hill office building before a last-minute vote to fund the government in September.  Dotard set the pace. Lose the election and LIE about, like George Santos, and Lauren Boebert and her vaping/groping, and Boss Hogg with his stolen Top Secret documents, and FOX and Dominion Voting Systems and on and on. Dems and Pubs, like day and night, facts and LIES…. Am not a Dem, but if I was gonna belong to a major party, it sure wouldn’t be Boss Hogg’s band of LIARS….

  Johnson Promises to Be Greatest Speaker of the Seventeenth Century By  Andy Borowitz  –  The New Yorker October 25, 2023 WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—In a stirring acceptance speech after being elected Speaker of the House, Rep. Mike Johnson vowed to be “the greatest Speaker of the seventeenth century.” “For years, time travel was the stuff of science fiction,” he said. “Now, as I take this majestic nation back four hundred years, I will make that dream a reality.” Noting that LGBTQ and women’s rights would be subject to his review, he said that he would also be taking a “hard look at some other so-called innovations, such as electricity and soap.” “My message to the American people is simple: I work for thee,” he said. When a reporter pointed out that there was no such thing as a Speaker of the House in the seventeenth century, Johnson replied, “I see you’ve been reading history books. Enjoy them while you can.”

 Just sayin… Am SO glad we didn’t have idiots like that around when the human race was getting rid of smallpox, polio, measles and so many other diseases we don’t worry about now, cuz of VACCINES. If we could only isolate those morons, and let them live or die on their own, without endangering those of us with a functioning brain…. It’s called Darwinian survival of the fittest, and we wouldn’t have to worry about those who, if brains were dynamite, couldn’t blow their noses. Thanks again, FOX…..

 And it was a YUUGE, successful, multi billion dollar, successful, idea. Look it up. Any way you can, IF you’re able. It’s part of historical, factually documented television reality. He admitted it when he was found guilty of broadcasting known LIES about the Stolen Election. It was a business decision, to keep his audience, and he gladly accepted the $786,000,000 fine, rather than admit it to his audience, who ONLY watch his creation. Knowing that, (and if you don’t, look it up), WHY would you let FOX be your source of ‘news’? It’s a propaganda outlet, for YUUUGE profit, instead of real news. And it allowed a NYC LYING conman to take over the Repub party, supported by the same people who didn’t believe his bullshit. Enough facts for now, for those who can’t handle facts.

 He said he hadn’t heard about it.  Oh really? And this was MANY days later. He was/is a loyal FOX listener who gets his news from Bullshit Mountain.  And I’m shocked he hadn’t heard of it? When I said there is maybe a reason he hadn’t heard such a yuuuge news story, he freaked out and accused me of being an out of touch Lib. Why am I not surprised, as the FOXSheep have no clue about anything that isn’t anti-Dem? Same old shit, from the Propaganda Channel loyal listeners, who are totally uninformed/misinformed while they think ‘Wow, we know what’s happening’, cuz we listen to FOX!

 OMG! The dickhead will raise a a few million from the gullible ignorant sheep as he makes a sham of American justice. Remember when the GOP was the party of Law and Order? What a joke….

 and is against gay rights, which MOST Americans support, and is against abortion, in ALL situations, which a YUUGE percentage of Americans are against, and has his nose AND HEAD deep in Dotard’s ass. Nice job, assholes(R). Totally out of touch with the majority of Americans, BUT, you finally made a deal with the jerks on the FAR right who have held our country as hostage. What a bunch of morons, but SO Republican…..

 Same old shit from Bullshit Mountain. BTW, when you have some ACTUAL EVIDENCE against poor old Joe, publish it, BUT, this rumor crap, ‘allegations’ is getting old, as you IGNORE the real news, on the Propaganda Channel. FBI received 'criminal information' from over 40 confidential sources on Joe Biden, Hunter, James: Grassley Grassley alleges that the FBI and DOJ sought to shut down investigations into the Bidens

Justice Thomas’s R.V. Loan Was Forgiven, Senate Inquiry Finds The justice failed to repay the $267,230 loan. His benefactor wiped the slate clean, with ethical and potential tax consequences. This time, it’s the YUUGE loan, for his YUUGE RV, that was never paid back, probably NONE of it, cuz there’s no record of payment. He couldn’t have paid for it with the ‘sale’ of his mother’s house (that she lives in, rent free), and the whole block of houses, at WAY over market value, that his sugar daddy did for him, before his cases came up before SCOTUS? It just keeps piling up on the jerk(R),:who, if he was a Dem, the clowns of Bullshit Mountain would be (as thy should be) all over him BUT, since he has (R) after his name, his crimes never make it to the sheep who get their ‘news’ from Repub propaganda outlet. Same old shit… Wealthy benefactors have bestowed an array of undisclosed gifts on Justice Thomas and his wife, Virginia Thomas: buying and renovating the home where his mother lives, he

  Washington   Rep. Mike Johnson,  Republicans’ latest nominee to be the next speaker of the House , has been a vocal supporter of former President Donald Trump and was a key congressional figure in the failed efforts to overturn the 2020 election. Johnson is a constitutional lawyer who has used his talents to craft some creative — and controversial, maybe illegal — theories. The most notable is  his role in devising an argument  aimed at keeping Donald Trump in power even though he lost the 2020 election. A  New York Times article  last year called Johnson “the most important architect of the Electoral College objections” on Jan. 6, 2021.  Yup, just what the House and America needs. Another moron who swallows The Big Lie that over sixty courts said is BULLSHIT, and is under the control of a morally bankrupt, LYING, insurrection inciting criminal conman. Nice choice, Pubs….. Johnson also  sent an email  from a personal email account in 2020 to every House Republican soliciting signatur

 While a bunch of FAR far right morons hold the far rightwingnuts hostage while Boss Hogg, the morally bankrupt, egotistical, LYING conman has the entire party by their shriveled nutsacks. Would be funny if they weren’t dragging the entire country DOWN to their level. The chaos in the House is only one symptom of this disease. Another, even worse, sign of the GOP's morbidity is the outrageous, dangerous, pernicious popularity of Donald Trump. How can any true conservative vote for a candidate who has demonstrated such disdain for the Constitution, for the rule of law, for national security? The answer?  The morons(R) swallow the crap from Rupert’s Multibillion dollar Profit/Propaganda Machine as if it was ‘real’ news, instead of only what Bullshit Mountain wants to publish, in order to keep the sheep in their fold. You’d think people would be smarter, but once they’ve gone over to the dark/FOX, side, there’s no return, or facts…..

  'Weaklings:' Donald Trump targets Mark Meadows over report that he will flip on him Meadows has told Smith and his prosecutors that "he repeatedly told Trump in the weeks after the 2020 presidential election that the allegations of significant voting fraud coming to them were baseless, a striking break from Trump's prolific rhetoric regarding the election." BUT, millions of the gullible and ignorant sheep STILL swallow these lies, in their fact resistant bubbles, with their heads firmly and deeply implanted. Some things never change….

  Meadows informed Smith's team that he repeatedly told Trump in the weeks after the 2020 presidential election that the allegations of significant voting fraud coming to them were baseless, a striking break from Trump's prolific rhetoric regarding the election. According to the sources, Meadows also told the federal investigators Trump was being "dishonest" with the public when he first claimed to have won the election only hours after polls closed on Nov. 3, 2020, before final results were in.

  “If I knew then what I knew now, I would have declined to represent Donald Trump in these post-challenges. I look back on this experience with deep remorse,” Ellis said, her voice breaking at times.

 But, compared to the dumbass Repub party, with their heads up Boss Hogg’s ass, as they DENY what over sixty courts have upheld, they look like patriotic geniuses! Thanks a bunch, morons(R) for holding our country hostage, as the far right Trumpies are in control. Ya happy now, you bunch of criminal/conman clown supporters?

 The morons(R) are killing us, as the country moves toward the debt ceiling and many other important government duties. Thanks again, Dotard and FOXNews, as you sling LIES to the gullible ignorant sheep who don’t give a shit about facts and reality while they swallow the crap the WANT to be true. The empty speaker’s chair offers an eloquent metaphor for how internal political chaos is compromising American leadership. It’s also threatening the more-than-two-centuries-long experiment in self-government by the people that relies ultimately on no one getting everything they want but accepting incremental change. That’s a concept that the modern GOP seems to reject – as evidenced by the claims of Donald Trump and many of his acolytes in the House that they have the right to rule even though the former president’s bid for a second term was rejected by voters in 2020.  Now, our country is starting to pay the price for this foolishness as Trump’s people have effectively shut down the governme

  Jimmy Kimmel Rips Lauren Boebert With Why She’s Perfect For House Speaker The late-night comedian hilariously tossed the far-right congresswoman’s hat into the ring. But, after seeing her at ‘Beetlejuice’, where she lied her ass off about vaping and groping, we know she can ‘reach across the aisle’, for her dates crotch, as he massaged her big, fake boobs.

  Chesebro attorney argues client never believed Trump’s ‘big lie’ of election fraud “Donald Trump represents a failure of character, which is changing, I think in many respects, the psyche of our nation, and the heart of our nation. That’s something which takes a long time, if ever, to repair,” Romney added.

  “You know, what we’ve seen is a result of really, the leadership decisions that Kevin McCarthy made all the way back after the 2020 election and certainly after January 6, then, you know, looking the other way in the face of the kind of assault on our democracy that we’ve seen from [former President Trump] and his allies in the House, including [Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio)].

  Threats begin when reason fails. The failed full-court press to install Republican Rep. Jim Jordan as House Speaker revealed ugly examples of how  violent threats  are becoming normalized inside Trump’s GOP. After Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks of Iowa switched her vote on Wednesday to oppose Jordan, she issued a statement  saying  she received “credible death threats and a barrage of threatening calls.” Rep. Ken Buck of Colorado  told  NBC that he’d received death threats as well. According to Rep. Steve Womack of Arkansas, the strategy behind the threats is to “ Attack , attack, attack. Attack the member, threaten them, beat them into submission.”

 And I never cease to be amazed, how the clowns of Bullshit Mountain just IGNORE the news that isn’t favorable to Boss Hogg and the Pubs. They have ZERO mention of all Dotard’s fellow defendants in GA who have flipped and done plea deals, admitting to their crimes in trying to overthrow the election, false electors and all the LIES they tossed out about a Stolen Election, the fraudulent voting machines and a lot more. ZERO The FOXSheep hear NONE of this, instead, hearing about every bad that any Dem has done or been accused of. Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD……is where it all begins and ends for Rupert’s cash machine, that gives the sheep what they WANT to hear and believe. Nothing else. And you wonder WHY the gullible, ignorant sheep are so uninformed/misinformed?

 ‘Somewhere up there, John McCain is smiling, cuz he likes people who DON’T get caught!’ Can you imagine how the Pubs would jump on Dems, if they disparaged war heroes, and soldiers (suckers), like Capt Bonespurs has? What a bunch of unpatriotic morons, who live with their heads, firmly and deeply implanted, when it comes to Don the Con.

 Really?  WTF do you morons think/believe these days, as the entire Stolen Election bullshit LIES are shown to be Bullshit? Never mind…You gotta wait til Sean, Tucker and Dotard tell you what to think/believe. What a bunch of morons, after being exposed to facts and reality, (which you will NEVER see on FOX) and dissolving like the Wicked Witch of the West, while those of us with a functioning brain, FOXSheep obviously excluded, laugh our asses off….

 What kind of moron swallows this crap?  Oh yeah, a gullible, ignorant, head up their ass FOXSheep. And there’s a BUNCH of them….. Donald Trump Promises 100% Evidence Of 2020 Fraud The former president has made the pledge before like, A LOT, sponsored by,

 Just use that Giant Space Laser that the Jews used to start to the forest fires in California! Who says she’s just a stupid, loudmouth Republican bitch? She should join with George Santos, Lauren Boebert, Matt Gaetz and Boss Hogg, using their amazing intellect and intelligence for good of humanity, instead of flogging a dead horse like Jim Jordan…

 Run him against a morally bankrupt, LYING, pussy grabbing, insurrection inciting criminal!

  NORAH O'DONNELL: "Privately, what do you hear from fellow Republicans in the Senate?" MITT ROMNEY: "I don't think I've heard a single member of my caucus, the Republicans in the Senate, say, 'You know, Donald Trump is great. Aren't we lucky to have him as our leader?' …  Donald Trump represents a failure of character, which is changing, I think, in many respects, the psyche of our nation and the heart of our nation. And that's something which takes a long time – if ever – to repair."

 Just watch FOX, and you’ll be completely unaware of everything which doesn’t fit within their parameters of Dems BAD—Pubs GOOD! Stay tuned to Bullshit Mountain and remain CLUELESS, but realize you hate Dems and love Pubs, for all the right reasons….

 

 

 Both plead guilty to charges of trying to steal an election, based on LIES, and they have to testify against the other guilty ba**ards, including Rudy, Mark Meadows and Boss Hogg himself. This just gets better and better, as the truth comes out, after years of LIES from Dotard and his insurrectionist henchmen. ATLANTA (AP) — Lawyer Kenneth Chesebro pleaded guilty to a felony on Friday just as jury selection was getting underway in his trial on  charges accusing him  o f participating in efforts to overturn  Donald Trump’s loss  in the 2020 election in Georgia. Lawyer Kenneth Chesebro pleads guilty over efforts to overturn Trump’s 2020 loss in Georgia KATE BRUMBACK October 20, 2023 at 10:35 AM

  The judge presiding over Donald Trump’s   $250 million civil fraud trial   in New York raised the possibility on Friday of putting the former president in prison after Trump failed to comply with   a partial gag order   requiring him to remove a post trashing the judge's law clerk on social media. Judge Arthur Engoron said in court on Friday morning that Trump had posted on his social media account "an untrue and disparaging post about my clerk" and that he spoke to the former president about the matter. "I ordered him to remove the post immediately and he said he did take it down," Engoron said. He continued, "Despite this order, last night I learned the offending post was never removed from a website. This is a blatant violation of the gag order. I made it clear [that] failure to comply will result in serious sanctions."