As the gong show struggles ever downward, trying to elect a Trumpian lapdog, who, in his 16 years in Congress never passed EVEN ONE legislative bill,

 one of the clown car passengers came up with the best idea yet.

Mike Collins, a Georgia Republican, summed up the absurdity, and tragedy, of his conference’s situation on social media: “We should just have a lottery. If you lose, you have to be speaker.”

At least the odds are it wouldn’t some Far Right moron like Jim Jordan, whose nose is tinged with the same color as the toilet paper stuck on Boss Hogg’s shoe when ascended the airplane ramp.