Watching correspondent's dinner

The prez says about his approval #'s, He hasn't been this high since college.
He can't figure out why (shows pics of Cruz, Trump).
Thanks Joe Biden, for not shooting anyone in the face.
Intro's fresh new face of the Dems. Bernie Sanders.
On menu, the choice was steak or fish, and Pubs wrote in Paul Ryan.
Made fun of Cruz, basketball ring, baseball sticks, football hats, etc
Trump would be good to close Gitmo. He's run waterfront properties into the ground.
Boehner said he could play LOTS of golf, smoke cigs, and work on his tan.
Dropped the mic, as he left. Obama out....
Wilmore starts with welcome to negro night', or as FOX reports, two thugs disrupt dinner
Thanked McConnell for not blocking nomination, who could block Lebron James.
Then Wilmore BOMBED, for 20 mins and ended it by saying, 'Barry, you did it, my nigger'.
Can you say 'Wilmore sucked?'.

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