Again, I'm passing on more Dave stuff
Hope he doesn't mind...
RE: The Trump That
Stole America
FYI, the anonymous
Dr. Seuss parody below (which a relative sent to me earlier today). It’s the
most light-hearted response to Trump that I’ve seen since November 8. And it’s
clever in spots – so I think it’s worth sharing. To read the whole thing (FUNNY!) Google the title.
THE TRUMP THAT STOLE
AMERICA
(To be read in Dr.
Seuss cadence:)
In a land where the
states are united, they claim,
in a sky-scraping
tower adorned with his name.
Lived a terrible,
horrible, devious chump,
the bright orange
miscreant known as the Trump.
This Trump he was
mean, such a mean little man,
with the tiniest
heart and two tinier hands.
And a thin set of
lips etched in permanent curl,
and a sneer and a
scowl and contempt for the world.
He looked down from
his perch, and he grinned ear to ear,
And he thought, “I
could steal the election this year!
It’d be rather
simple, it’s so easily won,
I’ll just make them
believe that their best days are done!
And he fooled all the
Christians, he fooled them indeed,
he trotted out Jesus,
that’s what Jesus-folk need.
And celebrity
preachers, they all crowned him as king,
tripping over
themselves just to kiss the Trump’s ring.
And he spoke only
lies, just as if they were true,
until they believed
that the lies were true too.
He repeated and
Tweeted, he blustered and spit,
and he misled and
fibbed—just making up shit.
And it goes on... Google it to see
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