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Wow, the rightwingnuts and Trumpies are pissed

cuz the US (in the United Nations), think Israel oughta conform to, and obey the laws and regulations set up, concerning the boundaries involving the Jews and the people whose land they took. Can you imagine being on the (legal) border, and having someone build on YOUR land, with the US making sure you can't claim the soil that has been in your family for over a thousand years? Yup, your enemy building a house on YOUR land. Makes sense ONLY if you are a rightwingnut who claims 'My God Trumps ALL others'. Screw the Palestinians, who owned this land for centuries. Nothing new here, but really sucks, if you are on the wrong side of religious fanaticism in the Mid East, which was totally screwed, by GW and The Dick.

As a Social Experiment, I've decided

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to turn my blog over to the local KKK representative, and he will be providing 'news' and commentary for the next year, under SKUNKNews. He promises to be Fair and Balanced, so, IF you decide to get your 'news' here, I guarantee you will be wearing laundry and burning crosses by this time next year. You will love David Duke and the Klan like FOXSheep hate Hillary and the Dems. I'll occasionally get a 'Guest Commentary' from MSNBC. You say you don't like them? Too blatantly biased? I agree. Sorta like FOX, only more believable. C'mon, give it a chance. Simply agree to get your news from a biased source and just SEE what you believe within a few months. C'mon, it worked for Roger and FOX, why not SKUNKNews? Too unbelievable you say? HA! Have you ever listened to Sean Hannity? David Duke for president sounds impossible? How many would have said the same thing about Donald Trump, before Bullshit Mountain started preaching about BENGHAZI! and ...

Since it's the holiday season,'tis time to re-issue

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my oft-appearing apology/explanation for those who may have been offended by some of my posts. First, if you are a Trump supporter, I don't care. For everyone else, on whose toes I may have stepped, just remember no one is forcing you to eavesdrop on my opinions, and I get nasty HERE, instead of 'face to face' with those who 'don't have a clue', or in other words, FOX/PARP Republicans. Ten years ago, as Aunty Fox, I began to rant, here, against the NUMBER ONE problem in America. That being Bullshit Mountain, and the sheep who actually BELIEVE the crap from Roger Ailes, who went from Chief Repub Strategist, to creating a Fair and Balanced 'news' agency. Can even the densest of you sheep see a conflict of interest there? Didn't think so. Now, as we approach Jan 20th, and the inauguration of a reality show buffoon, as President of the United States, thanks to FOX and the Evangelicals, who could have known I would so 'right on' accurate with...

It still 'remains to be seen', if the Rockettes

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will perform at the official 'Handing the country over to the 'Dark Side' ceremony, but if they do, I'm warning the girls to be very careful. The Orange Buffoon is an admitted 'grabber', and there's gonna be a LOT to grab....

Have I ever mentioned, how FANTASTIC it is

to spend Christmas, and all holidays/birthdays, with our kids, without flying/airports during the WORST time to travel. Just part of living in the best part of the world, that your kids didn't want to leave. Welcome to Colorado, where people move TO, not FROM.

Donald Trump and his crew continue to make me sick...

What a classy crowd. Carl Paladino, who  served as a co-chair  for  Donald  Trump 's New York campaign, outlined an overtly racist and transphobic list of wishes he has for 2017,  saying he wants President Barack Obama to catch  "mad cow disease" and for first lady Michelle Obama  "to return to being a male and let loose in the outback  of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortably in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla." Paladino, a Republican who ran an unsuccessful bid  for governor in New York in 2010, laid out his disturbing  wish-list in an  alt-weekly newspaper  in Buffalo, N.Y.,  where he currently serves on the school board. And to think we have 4 more years of these assholes... Dec 23rd 2016 1:28P

After failing to get any A-listers to perform

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at his inauguration, Trump tweeted out that he didn't want any celebrities, cuz his big day was 'for the people'. Some dufus agreed to have the Rockettes kick up their heels for him, but so many girls said NO, it's hard to imagine they'll show. This just in: Alec Baldwin has agreed to sing at the inauguration. He'll be performing, 'Highway To Hell'. In other tweets, the orange buffoon, is already starting an arms race, promising to 'outmatch' Russia and China by producing more nuclear weapons. Just what we need, an insane clown with his tiny finger on the button, and MORE nukes. Thanks again, FOXSheep and Evangelicals(R). If your desire was to hasten the 'end of the world as we know it', you done good.

Please, someone get her a girlfriend and some golf clubs

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Kellyanne Conway said she could spend more time as Trump's spokesperson, cuz she 'doesn't golf or have a mistress'. Great, now we gotta hear more crap from Sewer Rat Barbie. Pic is BEFORE she sold her soul to the devil.

OMG!, it just keeps getting more surrealistic

As if it weren't bad enough that The Donald will have access to 'The Button', after listening to his Defense Contractor buddies, he is now (a few minutes ago), calling for MORE and bigger nukes. RU kidding? Donald J. Trump   ✔ @realDonaldTrump The United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as the world comes to its senses regarding nukes. 9:50 AM - 22 Dec 2016     7,587 7,587 Retweets     22,942 22,942 likes

Garrison Keillor had a good post today,

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God Bless the United States   It's a wonderful satire right out of Twain or Thurber, a minority of the electorate goes for the loosest and least knowledgeable candidate, certain that he will lose and their votes will only be harmless protest, a middle finger to Washington, and then — Whoa. The joke comes true. You put a whoopee cushion on your father's chair and he sits down and it barks and he has a massive coronary. You wanted to get a rise out of him and instead he falls down dead. Very funny. Like Page And now we sit and watch in disbelief as the victor drops one piece of china after another, spits in the soup, sticks his fist through a painting, and gobbles u p the chocolates. Not satisfied with the usual election-night victory speech, he stages a post-election victory tour and gloatfest, a series of rallies in arenas where he can waggle his thumbs and smirk and holler and point out the journalists in their pen for the mob to boo and shake their fists at. He p...

Wow, even Bullshit Mountain admitted, today

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that The Donald can't find entertainers to perform at his inauguration. (that tell you anything, rightwingnuts?) after many have refused publicly, plus those who did it privately. The last few who said, 'hell no, you think I'm crazy?', incl Garth Brooks, Celine Dion, and even Gene Simmons (KISS). Getting singers for Donald Trump’s inauguration on January 20 th  is turning out to be harder than it was to fill his Cabinet. The only confirmed talent so far are 16-year-old "America’s Got Talent" 2010 runner-up Jackie Evancho and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Trump spokeswoman Kellyanne Conway insisted to ABC News there will be more singers, but refused to name them. Many performers -- some who have been asked, others who have not -- have already taken a pass. The entire 'Trump Thing' would be SO funny, if it weren't SO scary. Thank you again, Evangelicals and FOXSheep.

Since we saw the preview of 'PASSENGERS',

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several months ago, we've wanted to see the movie, with J Law and Chris Pratt. Well, we saw it today, and we weren't disappointed. Amazing CGI and a great story. I'm just impressed that there are people who are imaginative/talented enough to make a movie like that happen. What would YOU do, if you were in his situation?

Ha Ha, I made a joke

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What's the difference between Dec 20th and Nov 8th? Dec 20 was the Winter Solstice this year and every day after will have more light. Donald Trump was elected on Nov 8, (thanks FOX) and since then America has moved deeper into darkness. Not exactly a knee-slapper.... The dyslexic orange buffoon hasn't figured out how to 'Drain the Wall', but he's REALLY good at 'Build the Swamp'. This just in, REALLY!: Now, just weeks before taking office, Trump has decided to sideline his pledge to “drain the swamp,” his ally Newt Gingrich said Wednesday. “ I’m told he now just disclaims that ,” Gingrich (R-Ga.) the former House speaker, told NPR’s “Morning Edition.” “He now says it was cute, but he doesn’t want to use it anymore.” Can't we just use the jerk's own words and make him 'unpresidented?'

Here's something for my Repub friends, they'll NEVER hear on FOX

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Occupy Democrats

Although The Donald is poor example of a Christian,

he and Jesus DO have something in common. They both inherited their dad's business and now think they're God.

Scott Baio needs to start 'warming up the pipes'

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cuz the Donald is having REAL hard time finding talent to perform at his inauguration. Even the Washington DC high school marching bands, a fixture of inauguration parades, have refused to perform. SO, his staff went overseas to find entertainment and claimed Elton John was gonna play. Elton's people said NO WAY, so they asked Andrea Bocelli, an Italian opera singer to perform, and he accepted. BUT, when his friends and co-stars found out they chided him SO MUCH that he too backed out, yesterday. Now, it looks like it's up to Scott Baio again, as only a washed up nobody would consider being associated with the buffoon that the Repubs elected. Funny, but sad, as Trump goes to the bottom of the barrel, finding Repub 'talent'.

I'm sure the rightwingnuts are shocked,

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and the sheep who get their 'news' from Bullshit Mountain will never even hear it, BUT, research (yup, that stuff by scientists, who use FACTS) found that states with legal cannabis have substantially lower vehicle accident rates. In a nutshell, from someone who's 'been there', IF you drive after a toke (most people don't want to) you are extremely cautious. AND, with those who can legally choose, ( Individual choice is something the Pubs 'claim' they like, but always fight, with marijuana and on other levels), many pick pot over alcohol. Will these facts penetrate the firmly implanted, deeply inserted heads of the sheep? Of course not! Cuz they have seen 'Reefer Madness', and listened to FOXNews so they think they KNOW what's real. Nothing new here... Research surprises on marijuana Study says states with medical pot laws have lower traffic fatality rates. By Fredrick Kunkle The Washington Post States with medical marijuana l...

There are times, when I think,

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(esp this time of year), that MAYBE Conservative Christians just MIGHT be right. Then I see their official position on gays, (who are born that way) and their political views, and I realize. Nope. Not a clue... There's a reason they are in major decline, as the world becomes more educated. Just check out the Sunday morning worshippers in the major cathedrals of Europe, where the average age, in a half full church is about 75. Bottom line, facts trump mythology and anyone who can look at Trump and say, 'Yup, that's our guy',  while listening to FOX, doesn't have a clue... As always, my disclaimer: I have nothing against spirituality, BUT,  'Literal Bible/Gay Conversion Believers?' Are you kidding? This is the 21st Century.....

And so it begins, as Trump's kids

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sell access to the new prez, for ONLY a $1,000,000 contribution to his inauguration ceremonies. Yup, fork over a cool mil, and you too, can have a photo op, AND a chance to shoot rare animals with 'the boys'. Can you imagine the jerk's(R) reaction to Hillary doing the same thing, as the Orange Clown bitched about 'pay to play'? You can't make up crap like this, and like The Carpenter's sang, 'We've Only Just Begun'.....

The same JerkAss(R) who screamed and yelled

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(as loud as a turtle-faced invertebrate can yell), about Hillary's 'private server', (NEVER shown to be hacked), being DANGEROUS to national security, is now fighting bi-partisan action to investigate the Russians, who DID hack us and helped give his boy the presidency. Can you say Turtle-faced Hypocrite? Senate Majority Leader  Mitch McConnell  (R-Ky.) rejected  growing bipartisan pressure   to create a select committee to investigate  suspected Russian cyberattacks  and the role they played in the American election. 'We have to move on', claimed the slimy political hack, who fought EVERY Dem bill for eight years, cuz, 'We can't afford it', is now set to open the flood gates on deficit spending for the new(R) administration.  Hypocritical a**hole is WAY too nice a term for the poster boy of obstructionist(R) hypocrisy, whose wife just scored a YUUUGE cabinet position as a result of Comey, Putin and the lies spread by FOX/PARP.