After failing to get any A-listers to perform

at his inauguration, Trump tweeted out that he didn't want any celebrities, cuz his big day was 'for the people'. Some dufus agreed to have the Rockettes kick up their heels for him, but so many girls said NO, it's hard to imagine they'll show.
This just in: Alec Baldwin has agreed to sing at the inauguration. He'll be performing, 'Highway To Hell'.

In other tweets, the orange buffoon, is already starting an arms race, promising to 'outmatch' Russia and China by producing more nuclear weapons. Just what we need, an insane clown with his tiny finger on the button, and MORE nukes.
Thanks again, FOXSheep and Evangelicals(R).
If your desire was to hasten the 'end of the world as we know it', you done good.