What you gonna do?,

when you're a fake news agency that's always screaming about Freedom, States Rights and Free Enterprise after Colorado voters legalize cannabis, the Devil's Weed? Wow, what a conundrum. You can't support it, cuz your 'severely conservative' sheep, after seeing and believing 'Reefer Madness' think it should be a jailable offense, BUT, it takes money out the hands of the (dreaded) Mexicans, and is supported by a majority of Americans, (obviously non-sheep). Solution? Just ignore it, but report an old story about a baby in Colorado that got 'lethargic' (but was soon fine) after accidentally ingesting part of a cannabis cookie. It ain't easy being a fake news agency, 'bought and paid for' shill for the rightwing, whose favorite huckster, 'Loudmouth Limbaugh' is a convicted drug addict who fried his brain with an assortment of illegal opiates. Pretty funny, though, for the non-sheep.

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