Thanks to my buddy Dave, here are some highlights of the Women's March

NOT ALL TRUMP VOTERS ARE RACISTS, BUT ALL OF THEM DECIDED THAT RACISM WASN’T A DEAL BREAKER.

IF YOU BUILD A WALL, MY GENERATION WILL TEAR IT DOWN.  (Held by a six-year old Hispanic boy – invoking Reagan in Berlin in 1987).

I AM A SNOWFLAKE – AND TOGETHER WE ARE AN AVALANCHE.

ABORT THIS PRESIDENCY IN ITS FIRST TERM.

FEMINAZIS AGAINST ACTUAL NAZIS.

NO, YOU CAN’T TAKE MY RIGHTS.  I’M STILL USING THEM.

I WISH MY UTERUS SHOT BULLETS SO THE GOVERNMENT WOULDN’T REGULATE IT!

YOU’RE SO VAIN, YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS MARCH IS ABOUT YOU.

THERE’S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR KELLYANNE.

WITHOUT IMMIGRANTS, TRUMP WOULD HAVE NO WIVES.

LOOK AT ALL THE CORRECTLY-SPELLED SIGNS!  (Gotta love that one!)

SUPER CALLOUS FRAGILE RACIST SEXIST NAZI POTUS.  (You have to be old enough to remember Mary Poppins).

I CAME HERE TO KNIT PINK HATS AND PUNCH OUT NAZIS.  AND I’M ALL OUTTA YARN.

TINKLE, TINKLE LITTLE CZAR, PUTIN PUT YOU WHERE YOU ARE.

I DO NOT LIKE YOU DOWN MY SHIRT,

I DO NOT LIKE YOU UP MY SKIRT. 

I DO NOT LIKE YOU NEAR MY RUMP,

I DO NOT LIKE YOU MR. TRUMP. 

(Next to a very accurate rendering of the hat and bow tie of Dr. Seuss’s Cat in the Hat)

SEX OFFENDERS CAN’T LIVE IN GOVERNMENT HOUSING.  (Above a fairly accurate drawing of the White House).

SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT CENTURY.  (Held by three women dressed as 1920’s suffragettes).

I CAN’T BELIEVE I STILL HAVE TO PROTEST THIS FUCKING SHIT.  (Held by an elderly lady who must be close to ninety years old).

THIS PUSSY IS NOT UP FOR GRABS

LOCK HIM UP!

PUBLIC CERVIX ANNOUNCEMENT, VULVA LA REVOLUTION!

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